Cultivating the Wrong Divine Skill, Wreaking Havoc on the Jianghu
Chapter 64

The Honest Monk

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No, was that "nai" in "the Great Demon's nai" really the "nai" you thought it was?

Was that what nai meant?

Shi Feizhe was completely dumbfounded!

He froze as if struck over the head with a staff.

What the hell was with the monks in this world? Why were they so lewd?

"Demonism is everywhere in the Realm of Desire—not only among men, but also among women, and among all sentient beings."

"That is why Buddha laid down precepts for us to follow. We must abstain from lust, killing, alcohol, and meat. But he left Wisdom Grass to us, so we could ponder the prajna!"

"My Buddha is merciful! Namo Amitabha!"

"Would you like some Wisdom Grass, benefactor? As long as you sincerely show Buddha your devotion, this humble monk will share it with you for free." After finishing his smoke, the monk looked at Shi Feizhe with eager anticipation.

"..."

Damn it, you bald donkey even sold cigarettes!

Tsk... Tobacco was a lucrative business. No wonder the bald donkeys in this world were all so rich.

"Monk! Other monks wear gold and silver and live in enormous temples. How come you're so poor?" Shi Feizhe didn't answer him, instead teasing him.

"Because this humble monk is honest."

"How can an honest person say he's honest?"

"The other senior brothers all brag like mad. This humble monk is tongue-tied, so he's poorer than they are."

"Who's Fa Luo?" Shi Feizhe asked.

Now that he knew all the bald donkeys in this world were lecherous, Shi Feizhe wasn't going to put on airs anymore!

He decided to treat people honestly. He was an old hand at this stuff, too!

He'd heard more dirty jokes than the bald donkeys had read Buddhist sutras.

"..."

Liao Chen was stumped by Shi Feizhe's question.

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