"Writing? What a big tone. Are you trying to test whether I can read or not? Haha..."
Liu Guancen sneered again and again, he had never been so insulted before.
Director Yu was also anxious and sent his thoughts, "Boy, if you dare to play with fire with me, I will make you regret it."
Everyone was interested, it was more interesting than guessing charades, one after another spoke, either making fun of Liu Guancen, or making fun of Director Yu.
The so-called high-level monks and immortals, even though they have been enlightened for eight hundred years, are still worldly in their bones. In fact, the longer life is, the lonelier it becomes.
Xu Yi smiled and said, "It is to test whether Brother Guan Cen can read or not. This character I wrote, Brother Guan Cen, if you answer it correctly, In addition to fulfilling the contract, Director Yu also lost his life to Brother Guan Cen. If Brother Guan Cen answers incorrectly, how about Brother Guan Cen owing me a favor?"
He could see that this Director Yu wanted to prostitute himself for free, but he had to save himself. Besides, since he was involved, he had to work hard to turn the crisis into an opportunity.
Hearing Xu Yi speak so solemnly, everyone became more and more excited, and they were all guessing what kind of words Xu Yi was going to write.
Liu Guancen also restrained his frivolity slightly and said loudly, "Liu is not bragging, <Zi Shuo>, <Xufu>, Liu is not only memorized, but it is also familiar. If fellow Daoist monks make up their own words, Liu will have nothing to do."
"That's right, you kid isn't planning on making up random words by yourself, is it?" The pretty freckled female cultivator called Song Qingying, staring at Xu Yi with flashing big black eyes.
She longed for Director Yu to take off the veil, so naturally she was on Liu Guancen's side and wanted to plug the loopholes for Liu Guancen first.
Xu Yi said, "Xu is not capable of cheating. The writing must be true to <Zi Shuo> and <Xufu>. I hope Brother Guan Cen is as knowledgeable as he says."
Liu Guancen was high-spirited and pointed at Xu Yi and said, "Come out quickly. If I answer wrong, I owe you ten favors. If I answer right, I don't want your life, but I will give you a few slaps in the face to improve your memory. You must remember that trouble comes from your mouth."
Xu Yi took out a piece of snow-white paper with his hand, waved his hand, and a word fell on it, "Brother Liu, please read it."
"This, this, this..."
Liu Guancen's face turned red, his eyes were as bulging as bull's eyes, and he wanted to stare Xu Yi to death on the spot.
The whole place was filled with dead silence. Suddenly, Song Qingying let out a puff. Finally, he couldn't bear it any longer. He held his stomach and bent over with laughter, "Oh my mother, this is so ridiculous to me. Sister Yu, where did you find this narrow-minded ghost? It's so bad."
Director Yu also tried his best to purse his lips, holding a pair of slender jade hands in his sleeves and clenching his fists tightly, pinching out rows of white marks in his palms.
Xiao Tao behind her couldn't help it, covering her mouth and laughing so hard.
In order to give Liu Guancen face, or to maintain their demeanor, Wu Si and others kept their mouths tightly closed and did not smile, but their expressions were extremely weird. Obviously, they had to hold it in very hard.
"Brother Guan Cen, read it and see if Brother Liu is wrong or right."
Xu Yi brought the big Chinese characters Xuehong to Liu Guancen.
Liu Guancen waved his hand heavily and turned the paper into pieces of snowflakes, "Good boy, how dare you take advantage of my loopholes, you win."
In full view of everyone, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't blatantly mess around and can only admit defeat.
Xu Yi clasped his fists and said, "Come on, give in, Brother Liu is indeed a sincere gentleman. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't be able to say otherwise. Only a sincere gentleman like Brother Liu can be so open-minded. I admire you, I admire you."
"You are so shameless. You made Brother Liu with cunning, and now you are flattering me. Is your face made of the city wall? However, I have learned a trick from you today. If anyone wants to embarrass me in the future, I will also write the word 'wrong' to test whether he answers correctly."
Even though he was scolding, as he spoke, Song Qingying couldn't help but cover his mouth and giggle.
It turned out that what Xu Yi had just written down on the piece of paper was the word "wrong". He first used his words to trick Liu Guancen. When the word "wrong" fell, Liu Guancen had really memorized <Zi Shuo> and "Xu Fu", but he could only answer wrongly.
"It's not surprising that a sincere gentleman met a shameless villain, and it ended like this. Director Yu, what is the identity of this Xu Yi?"
Meng Changlai, who was dressed in a plain robe, said in a cold voice. He was happy to see Liu Guancen defeated, but he couldn't see Xu Yi succeeding. What's more, from the bottom of his heart, he despised Xu Yi's ingenuity and thought it was nothing more than a means to gain publicity.
Xu Yi said, "I'm Xu Yi, and I'm a mere meritorious service to the Loose Immortal Academy."
"Sima Family It was you who solved the century-old mystery?" Song Qingying asked in shock.
"It's just a trivial matter. It's nothing important." Xu Yi cupped his fists.
"It turns out he is a junior official. No wonder he has a philistine look on his face and knows all the tricks of deception." Meng Changlai said coldly.
Xu Yi accurately flashed a trace of fear on his face, and sighed deeply, "Life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten, if it weren't for... That's all, don't mention it, life is like a journey, and I am also a traveler. Just endure it, when it is over, go back when you can, and be an idler, facing a piano, a pot of wine, and a stream of clouds. Life is impermanent, although I am a cultivator. Sir, I am afraid that there is less joy than more sorrow. I do not know how high the blue sky is and how thick the yellow earth is. I only see the cold moon and warm sun to fry people's life. What can I do if I really cultivate immortality? The encounters in half a life are like water flowing in the east. What is it like to know everywhere in life? It should be like Fei Hong stepping on the snow and mud, accidentally leaving fingers and claws on the mud, Hongfei's repeated things. I meet you all today, how lucky it is!"
When these words came out, everyone in the audience stared straight-eyed.
Luang Mei secretly said, "This little kid's acting skills are really superb. He will act whatever people want. These sour guys will definitely be fooled by this Old Devil."
In just a few words, the image of Xu Yi, a frustrated guest in a blue shirt, suddenly appeared in everyone's heart.
Meng Changlai cupped his fists and said, "Meng was rude, please forgive me Brother Xu."
This group of people pride themselves on being elegant scholars. The so-called elegant scholars do not mean high cultivation or high family background, but only their demeanor and demeanor. Xu Yi's performance is obviously that of a melancholy guest among elegant scholars.
Meng Changlai If I don't apologize for Meng Lang before, I'm afraid I will be looked down upon by everyone.
Xu Yi walked two steps to the west and stood in front of the water beside the hall. "Brother Meng I'm serious. Xu came here by chance and disturbed everyone's enjoyment. I'll take my leave now."
Everyone was aroused by him, so how could they let him go? As the host, Wu Si extended his arms to invite him to take a seat, "We have a wide circle of friends, and we have never met such a wonderful person as Brother Xu. Today, no matter what, we have to leave to the fullest. May I ask where Brother Xu got this full of articles?"
Xu Yi said, "The rise and fall of the eternal prosperity dream, the poetic eyes are tired of the world. But I have traveled too many places, encountered too many things, and thought too much. It is difficult to pour out the heart. If the clouds in the sky are clear, the wind and smoke are all pure, the Tianshan Mountains are the same color, drifting in the current, and you can do whatever you want. After a long time, you will naturally get some sour insights and laugh at everything."