After the story was told, there was a brief silence, and Xiao Tao bent over and said, "Oh, my belly..." He laughed so hard.
Director Yu was still wearing a white gauze mask, and her body remained motionless, but the thin white gauze floated quietly. She was holding back and breathing heavily.
Xiao Tao laughed for a while, then took Director Yu's hand and said, "This person, this person, is too, too..."
"Vulgar!"
Director Yu finally poured the breath evenly and shouted.
Xiao Tao sent his thoughts to Xu Yi and said, "She is a tough talker. I think she can hardly hold it in anymore. Is there anything left? Hurry up."
Xiao Tao I have heard a lot of jokes, but never such a big one. What woman would dare to say this and scare the robbers to run away in a hurry? This huge contrast is too choking.
After two consecutive failures, Xu Yi was also aroused. "A few days ago, when I was doing merit work and patrolling Wusun City, I encountered such a strange thing. Wu Ma, a female cook from Wusun City's Yongying Camp, worked hard to drive away a famous flower-picking robber. At that time, the flower-picking robber was molesting a young girl. Wu Ma yelled angrily and pounced on the flower-picking robber. The flower-picking robber ran away in shock."
"At that time, I didn't understand. How could a cook, Mother Wu, force away a brave flower-picking thief? I was curious, so I went to Wusun City. It happened that the Lord of Wusun City was holding a commendation meeting for Mother Wu because of this incident. Someone asked Mother Wu on the stage what she was thinking at that time. Mother Wu, who looked like half an iron tower, said with dirty sleeves and a smooth mouth, this good thing can't all come cheap to the little sluts."
"Poof!"
Director Yu It was as if a rubber ball had been punctured, and all the breath he had been holding for a long time was released. He laughed so hard that his branches were trembling, and he barely held on to the railing to steady his body.
I just couldn't hold back my laughter. Suddenly, I thought of Wu Ma's generous words and I couldn't help it anymore. I almost fell down on the railing with laughter.
This was Xiao Tao's original intention, not to listen to the joke, but to make everyone in the family relax and have a happy moment. Now he was so happy that he fell down on the table and breathed heavily.
Things between men and women are always the easiest to titillate people's hearts. In this world as well as in future generations, things between men and women have also contributed the most interesting jokes.
Director Yu and Xiao Tao, it's normal if they can't handle it, but it would be weird if they can't.
A laugh-out-loud dirty joke completely opened up the atmosphere. Director Yu's pretentiousness was broken, and it was no longer easy to carry on.
She kept her promise, took out two jars of Dongting Spring, and rewarded Xu Yi.
Xiao Tao divided the drinks between the two of them and started chatting. After all, they only knew each other for a short time, and they didn't have much in common, so the conversation became silent.
Xiao Tao sent his thoughts to Director Yu and said, "Your Majesty, Xu Yi is always smart. There may be a solution to your troubles."
Director Yu conveyed his thoughts and said, "Don't talk nonsense. What can he do?"
Xiao Tao filled another glass of wine for Xu Yi, "Xu Yi, I have a good friend who is being entangled by a noble man, and that noble man is the son of my good friend's adoptive father. My good friend's current situation is almost entirely due to the help of her adoptive father. Therefore, the noble man has been pestering me all day long, and my good friend cannot refuse or fight, which is very troublesome. Do you have a way to solve it?"
When Xiao Tao said this, Xu Yi guessed that it must be Director Yu's trouble. He pondered for a moment and said, "I've seen a lot of such troublesome things. Of course there is a way."
"What is it!" Xiao Tao said urgently.
After wearing the white mask, Director Yu's pretty face has a little more hope.
Xu Yi said, "Then your young master likes you as a good friend. If your friend changes, we'll end our relationship."
After a moment of rubbing, Director Yu stood up, and the towering mountain peaks continued to rise and fall. Xiao Tao stared at him and said, "What kind of method is this?"
Xu Yi said, "This is a perfectly normal method. Just imagine, your friend must be beautiful, holy and elegant. It is inevitable that the noble son will like her. If you call her that Wu Ma, do you think the noble son will like her or not? I'm afraid it's too late to run away."
When Wu Ma was mentioned, Director Yu and Xiao Tao both remembered the phrase "This good thing can't all be cheap, little slut", and they couldn't help but laugh again.
Xiao Tao said, "I'm afraid it's impossible for my friend to act ugly, weird, or rude. Do you have any other ideas?"
Xu Yi said, "If you are not willing to make this sacrifice, then the only option left is to spread the scandal!"
"Who are you spreading the scandal with? Your young master is very jealous. If he finds out, that person will definitely die." Xiao Tao waved his hands repeatedly, "This method will not work."
Xu Yi said, "Since it is a scandal, it is natural to spread the scandal with someone that the noble young master cannot afford to offend. For example, your friend's adoptive father. All you need to do is let the wind out a little bit. I don't believe that the noble young master will not run away without seeing the wind."
"Asshole!"
Director Yu shouted sharply.
Xu Yi was unmoved at all, "The bastard is a bastard, but it doesn't work. I'm just coming up with an idea. Whether it is used or not is a matter for Xiao Tao's friends. I want to solve the problem and have a spring breeze blow on the water. How can it be so cheap?"
Director Yu didn't say anything and was pulled by Xiao Tao to sit down. She sent her thoughts to Director Yu and said, "Although the method is harmful, it is really effective. You have to hurry up. That noble young master is not easy to deal with. His dog is following you secretly along the way."
Director Yu didn't respond, and Xiao Tao also found it boring. Why did he keep talking and returned to this heavy topic.
She quickly changed the subject and asked about Xu Yi's time at the Loose Immortal Academy.
This is what Xu Yi was waiting for, so he told the truth about his experience at the Loose Immortal Academy, without adding any fuel or jealousy. He even told the truth about how he sought communication with Liu Guancen.
Xiao Tao said angrily, "Thanks to Xu Yi, another person would have been tortured to death by them. No wonder today's Southern Heavenly Court officialdom is becoming increasingly corrupt. With this gang of slippery officials, all good things have been ruined."
Xu Yi sighed, "I finally got through it. No matter what, I have to thank you all for your help. I'll do it first out of respect."
Saying that, Xu Yi picked up a wine jar and started drinking.
Dongting Spring is a fine wine made from fairy fruit. Its alcoholic power is a thousand times better than ordinary wine. After drinking a jar of wine, Xu Yi also feels drunk.
He had not felt this way for a long time, just relaxed and unbridled. He staggered to the edge of the railing and looked up at the starry sky and lake view in the distance. He could only feel the stars swaying around the lake. It was so beautiful. The wind blowing from the lake made him indescribably cool and refreshing. He was so excited that he couldn't help but chant, "The west wind blew the waves in the old Dongting, and Mr. Xiang had many white hairs overnight. After being drunk, he didn't know that the sky was in the water, and the stars were full of dreams on the clear river."
Xiao Tao couldn't help but tug on Director Yu's sleeve, "Even if he is really a vulgar celebrity, how many people in the world can have this kind of talent?"
Director Yu was speechless, looking at the lake and starry sky outside the fence, in a daze.
"A ship full of stars can overwhelm the Qinghe River. Let me tell you, who can attract such a dignified Director Yu and even ignore his reputation and go to this wine shop to talk about romance with others? Just with this sentence, a ship full of stars can overwhelm the Qinghe River. I just don't know why they would treat my young master?"
A thin man appeared in the hall without any warning. His whole life was like a leopard that had become a spirit, with a sinister aura.