I Come from the Mortal Realm
Chapter 3501

Don't Come Over

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Xu Yi said, "If it weren't for the teachings to be so beautiful, they would make people forget their worldliness at first sight, their emotions when they see them again, and their own bodies at the third sight. Why do I behave so shamelessly? As the saying goes: Clouds think of clothes and flowers, I think of face, and the spring breeze blows on the threshold and the dew is thick. If I hadn't seen you on the top of the jade mountain, I would have seen you on Yaotai under the moon. The teachings are just like the nine-day fairy descending to the mortal world. If you still ask ordinary people like us to see it and not be moved by it, it would be too much."

The whole place stood up in an uproar, and countless male cultivators were dumbfounded. Chu Yi was so angry that he rolled his eyes. "Can I still be so shameless? If I had such eloquence, would I still be single and still haven't found the right dao companion?"

Yi Bingwei was stunned after hearing this. Although he was annoyed by this person's glib words, he also felt that what he said was quite reasonable. It turns out that excessive beauty is also a sin, so I just let him live. I have heard many people praise me for my beauty, so this person is unique. This poem is really good.

No! Yi Bingwei stared at Xu Yi and said, "What's your name?" Xu Yi breathed a long sigh of relief, cupped his fists and said, "Xu Yi." Yi Bingwei nodded, "I knew it was you, and it can only be you Empty Guest who has a good mouth. That's all. Go back, sit down, and listen carefully."

With a bang, Chu Yi fell to the ground, and his heart was about to be broken into mud. Why, why, this guy is okay like this. What mistake did I make? To be treated like this, one day I will have a knife in my hand and kill all the double-standard dogs in the world...

It wasn't just Chu Yi who couldn't figure it out. There were countless male cultivators in the room who couldn't stand it anymore. They publicly flirted with the teachings, but they were let go. Is there any justice? There were also those who were lively and thoughtful. They couldn't help but send thoughts to Xu Yi, hoping to get to know Xu Yi and pass on their skills in dealing with female cultivators.

Xu Yi ignored any transmission of thoughts and simply blocked the communication of thoughts. He sat back on the futon and looked at his nose and heart, pretending to be listening attentively. In fact, his heart was already in a state of confusion. It was not like he had never seen a woman before, so how could he be so rude.

Just because Yi Bingwei was born exactly like Xuan Xuan, tall, short, fat and thin, with the same appearance and skin color. The only difference was the temperament. This one was more cool and had a stronger aura. At first, he really thought that Yi Bingwei was Xuan Xuan. Seeing each other again after a long separation stirred up many years of emotions.

He lost his composure, and thanks to his quick wit, he was able to save himself.

At this moment, after settling down in his seat, he still couldn't figure out whether the person in front of him was Xuan Xuan. After hearing Xu Yi's explanation, Huang Mei gave the answer. This person was definitely not Xuan Xuan.

There are tens of millions of similar people in the world, not to mention that female cultivators love beauty. There are only a few extremely beautiful faces in the world, and it is normal for them to have high overlap. Besides, after cultivating to the level of Xuan Xuan, unless you are reincarnated, it is impossible to erase the memory.

It is impossible for an amnesia like Xia Zimo to happen again. Therefore, this Yi Bingwei just looks like Xuan Xuan, not Xuan Xuan at all. Xu Yi did not listen to Huangmei's advice. He felt that the matter was not that simple. It would be great if he could take off Teacher Yi's clothes and have a look.

He and Xuan Xuan have been together several times and have a certain understanding of her body. The key is that he can only think about this matter. With Yi Bingwei's power, if he dares to do something deviant, he is afraid that he will be cut into pieces. Yi Bingwei on the stage preached seriously, always feeling uncomfortable.

It was as if someone was constantly pulling at her clothes with eyes. She cast her gaze on Xu Yi. This guy always looked like an old monk in trance. He didn't show any abnormalities, so she couldn't catch the slightest clue. After finishing the class awkwardly, she left in a hurry.

Zhaohui Hall had just come out, and she couldn't help but take out Ruyi Pearl, "What's going on, Little Fish, the bad guy you recommended this time is too unreliable. If it weren't for your face, I would kill him immediately. In these years, I have never seen such a shameless person."

Not long after, Director Yu's voice came from Ruyi Pearl, "What's wrong? It shouldn't be. If I remember correctly, today is the first day of the Dao Palace's class. He annoyed you on the first day? Come on, let me hear how he provoked you."

Yi Bingwei's eyes flashed, and he joked, "What's the matter, are you very interested in him? Our Little Fish has always been as cold as ice, what happened this time, has he moved his heart? At first, when you said hello and asked me to take care of a friend, I thought it was a girl, but I never thought it was this scoundrel. You don't know, this guy just saw me in class, and he actually wanted to reach out and touch me. What do you think of your vision? This kind of bastard can also catch your eye." Director Yu on the other end of Ruyi Pearl was startled, and Xiao Tao on the side also widened his eyes in disbelief.

"It can't be a mistake." Director Yu said, "Although this person is not a good person, he has always been timid. How dare he do something inappropriate to you? Besides, no matter how impatient he is, he won't be scornful of you in class, right?"

Yi Bingwei snorted coldly, "Okay, you don't believe it if you don't believe it. Anyway, I can't control this scoundrel. I really don't know what you like about him. Little Fish, I advise you to keep your eyes open and don't be deceived by liars, especially this kind of guy who opens his mouth to write poems and lyrics." With that, Ruyi Pearl closed his mouth.

After class, Xu Yi immediately ran away. Several students wanted to stay with him to talk, but he declined. Chu Yi and others were repeatedly frustrated in front of him, and they became more cautious. They did not dare to seek his misfortune again. As soon as the hall was over, a swarm of swarms rushed to and fro to find Jia Zhaoxian Fang Shihui.

When Chu Yi and others found Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian, they were sweating profusely and had reached the last mountain peak, which was close to the top. Chu Yi When arrived, Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian waved their hands repeatedly to signal them not to come near. This made Chu Yi and the others stunned.

"Don't come over, we're about to finish. Don't leave any clues at this stall. Otherwise, all the hard work Lao Fang and I have been doing will be in vain." Jia Zhaoxian boldly conveyed his thoughts to Chu Yi and others, and urged them to leave quickly, and don't let anyone with a heart take the clues.

Chu Yi couldn't laugh or cry, and said in a loud voice, "Brother Jia, Brother Fang, you have been fooled, that bastard is either the professor or Xu Yi, he pretended to be a professor and insulted you. This grandson is nothing." At this point, Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian were both stunned.

The two looked at each other, and both saw tears in the other's eyes. "Hold the grass, I want you to die." Jia Zhaoxian screamed miserably, and threw out a fist. He did not dare to damage the rocks and trees, so he could only smash it into the sky. Fang Shihui was also yelling in anger, and there was nowhere to vent the anger in his heart.

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