I Am an Eternal Immortal
Chapter 95

Have We Met by Fate or Not

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Qi WuHuo felt the mirror change again.

I reopened [Method of Manifesting Light Circles], and what appeared in front of my eyes was Old Yellow Ox's face, which seemed to be squeezed into the mirror in one breath. His face was full of enthusiasm, and he said, "Wuhuo, Wuhuo, listen to Uncle Niu!"

Young Daoist laughed dumbly and said, "Uncle Niu, please slow down, there is no need to be in such a hurry."

Old Yellow Ox took a deep breath and briefly explained the matter. Then he patted his chest and said, "Leave these matters to Uncle Niu!"

"Really, you believe me!"

Young Daoist sat on a wooden chair and said, "Uncle Niu Do you want it very much?"

When Old Yellow Ox saw young Daoist, he hesitated and said, "I want it very much."

Young Daoist laughed and said, "Then I'll give it to you."

Old Yellow Ox breathed a sigh of relief, and then promised, "Don't worry, leave this matter to Uncle Niu, Heavenly Emperor Coin, I will definitely not lose you. Do you know how many people in the sky, although they are in the heaven, their cultivation is ordinary. In the end, they will only leave the heaven and fall into the human world or other realms to find a pure place to live in seclusion."

"They have always spared no effort in these matters."

"Old Niu I have a way at the Doushuai Palace."

"I can get you a lot of miraculous medicines!"

Young Daoist laughed and said, "Elixirs are only used to replenish oneself. If you are attached to them, it will actually harm [cultivation]. What we practice is ourselves. If there are too many external forces, it is not a good thing. Besides, I can also make elixirs myself, so I don't need the panacea."

Old Yellow Ox was speechless, thought for a while, and then said, "Then Old Niu I also have a way with the Chuli Hall from Western White Tiger Jianbing Divine Lord."

"How about changing it to Dharma Treasure for you?"

Qi WuHuo said, "My current level of cultivation is not even that of Primordial Prenatal Qi."

"Uncle Niu If you give me Dharma Treasure, I can't drive it."

Old Niu said again, "Then Old Niu I still have a way with the Pixiang Hall Jade Girl, or else I can find two boys to serve you?"

Young Daoist shook his head repeatedly. "Uncle Niu, you don't have to do this."

Old Yellow Ox said, "But, Heavenly Emperor Coin, there are really many, really."

"Such a lot of money."

"Even if Old Niu shamelessly goes to the Guanghan Palace Taiyin True Lord, it won't be a problem to get a palace concubine."

"I don't want this, I don't want that, what do you want?"

Young Daoist laughed, thought for a while, and said:

"Then thank you Uncle Niu, and exchange all these Heavenly Emperor Coin for the foundation materials for cultivating spiritual beasts."

Old Yellow Ox choked. "All?"

"Hmm."

Young Daoist stroked the bird egg with his fingers. His spirit felt that although the vitality in the egg was tenacious, it was not very strong. He felt the spirit coming closer and could faintly feel the touch through the egg shell. He couldn't help but smile and said in a gentle tone, "I want it to live."

Old Yellow Ox exhaled slowly and said, "Okay."

"I understand..."

"I will give you, everything, in exchange for what you want."

Immediately, Old Yellow Ox took out a lot of jade stones and carving knives, and burned the second fragment of an "ancient Jade Slip", whose name was - <Wuhuo Daojun's Marvelous Dharma and Profound Scripture>, and asked Qi WuHuo to write his own words on it. Young Daoist started writing, thought for a while, and wrote down:

Senior Sister Yu Guan...

But as soon as the words "Senior Sister" were written, they disappeared.

The two words Yu Miao and Qi WuHuo can only be thought of in my mind, but they cannot be expressed in writing.

Finally I had to write it down--

[Completed by Yu Guanjian Canon at the age of sixteen]

He glanced at young girl, who came over curiously, wearing red clothes and with big, black eyes, and then added:

[as a gift to an old friend]

So young girl laughed, pulled Uncle Niu's cuffs, and said, "Uncle Niu, look."

"I am included in every code!"

Qi WuHuo ended [Method of Manifesting Light Circles], gently touching the bird egg with his fingers, and asked curiously, "Peacock Great Wheel Ming King? Do you actually have such a heel?"

The creature inside the egg seemed confused.

Young Daoist's spirit is clear, but the life inside the bird's egg is blank.

So it accepted this name as a matter of course.

Everything is so pure.

Even through the eggshell, this weak creature liked young Daoist's sex machine very much. Spiritual Qi 'touched' the boy through the eggshell. Qi WuHuo thought about it, pulled out a Daoist book, and started reciting it to the peacock inside the eggshell.

Old Yellow Ox finished the fragment and made dozens of copies in one go!

Immediately, the bull didn't stop and went straight to the God of Wealth Hall.

He raised his leg and kicked open the door of the God of Wealth Hall. The God of Wealth is highly valued in the human world, but in the heavenly world, his status is about the level of the Star Lord. Old Yellow Ox is thick-skinned and good at dealing with people. He has many connections and can make money. His status is half a level lower than the God of Wealth, but he is very familiar with the God of Wealth.

There was a loud clang.

The God of Wealth, who was wiping his potted plants and watering the green bamboo, was startled and his hands shook.

A green bamboo suddenly turned into gold.

The water spilled from the kettle turned into pearls.

The God of Wealth hesitated. "I didn't control it..."

Immediately, he carefully put down the kettle in his hand and carefully lifted up the hem of his clothes to avoid the priest's poor control and the jade clothes with golden threads.

He turned around, breathed a sigh of relief, and then became furious:

"Damn scalper, what are you doing here? If you come to bother me again, believe it or not, I will cut you into pieces and put you in a pot to cook meat for you?"

Huang Niu waved his hand to the maid Tao Tong to move away, then he put his arms around the God of Wealth's neck and said, "I have a way here."

The God of Wealth looked at him and said contemptuously:

"Do you think I'm short of money?"

Old Yellow Ox smiled honestly, "I think you need [Heavenly Emperor Coin]."

The God of Wealth stagnated.

"That's true..."

After a while, scalper walked out of the seventy-two halls of heaven with several documents exchanged from the God of Wealth. He threw dice and made a bet with South Heavenly Gate Marshal Who Guards the Heavens. Then he drank and bragged with Four Heavenly Kings's lieutenant. He felt very uncomfortable and secretly thought about the money he could get from this business.

Imagine that young Daoist's words, 'I want it to live.'

Are all Heavenly Emperor Coin smashed out?

Then Old Niu I can directly share all your profits with others, young Daoist don't regret it.

So he sighed deeply.

Old Niu had no choice but to take action.

Money is easy to talk to, but Heavenly Emperor Coin is extraordinary.

So he broke open cave abode of Nine-Headed Lion Yuanzun, took three drops of Essence Blood from Nine-Headed Lion Yuanzun who shook his head angrily after being woken up, and kicked Manjushri Bodhisattva away again. In's hometown, he helped the good-tempered Bodhisattva to solve the three hundred years of offerings, and then went to have a relationship with Green Lion, in exchange for a wisp of Green Lion's vitality.

Yunlou Palace, Wuhao Palace, Tonghua Palace, Guanghan Palace, Vermilion Bird Palace, Qionghua Palace, all have old friends.

Baoguang Hall, Tongming Hall, Chuli Hall, Heavenly King Hall, Pixiang Hall, Lingguan Hall, all are friends.

Old Niu went all the way from the east to the west, and from the south to the north. Even among the four spirits, Azure Dragon Mengzhang Divine Lord, White Tiger Jianbing Divine Lord, Vermilion Bird Lingguang Divine Lord, and Black Tortoise Zhiming Divine Lord, although they were of extremely high status and could not afford to offend him, they also got some residual vitality from the deputies of these gods, such as feathers that had retreated.

It can be said that I have exhausted all my hard work and am worthy of those young Daoist words.

I was just sighing, although I was not happy to go to the west, after thinking about it, I gritted my teeth and planned to find the Buddhist world of lust [Great Freedom Heaven], which is both good and evil, and asked him to get a feather from his mount [Golden-Winged Garuda] as a supplement. However, only half a day after I left South Heavenly Gate, Cloud Riding and Mist Driving, I saw a monk standing on a lotus platform, wearing Buddhist robes, holding a priceless medicine bead in his left hand, and forming the seal of the three realms in his right hand, waiting in front.

Monk looked at the scalper with a half-smile.

"Xiao Niu, do you want to go back to the West?"

"Medicine Master Lapis Lazuli Light Tathagata?!!"

Yellow Ox's face stiffened, and he almost turned around and ran away, transformed into his true form, stepped on the Milky Way, and rushed away like a mad bull. At the same time, he found that old monk Youzai Youzai was right next to him, with two strands of white beard flying back, smiling, Old Yellow Ox couldn't help but cursed:

"Why is it you again?!!!"

"You sick old bald man!!"

"You have been squatting on Old Niu since you were a Bodhisattva. After you became a Buddha, you still squatted on me for eighteen hundred years, eighteen hundred years! I can't even go out! The brothers down the mountain all think that after Old Niu I gained the right path, I drew a clear line with them, and my reputation is ruined!"

"Really, I fucking beg you, please let me go, okay? You've become a fucking Buddha, and you're blocking Old Niu my door."

"You need some face!"

Monk smiled gently, "I'm just waiting for you to look back."

"The poor monk never took action."

Immediately he thought to himself:

"When I think about all the lotus flowers I have raised for so long being eaten by you, I feel that you have to keep them at my house."

"You can't give other cattle a cheaper price."

"Besides, I also want to eat Lotus Seed."

"You didn't leave even one for the poor monk. That's too much."

The hair on scalper's hair was about to explode, and he cursed loudly, showing off his old demon style:

"Then I'll pull it out for you!"

Monk nodded and said with a smile, "Then you can do it now."

Old Yellow Ox didn't spit out a breath and almost choked himself to death.

I just walked all the way on this galaxy, running wildly, heading straight for South Heavenly Gate without stopping, but I missed one step, and today South Heavenly Gate will be closed early.

Old Niu was so blessed that he shouted:

"Great Celestial Venerable Yuqing, it's a calf's mouth. Help! Help!!"

It's okay not to say it, but the door still left a little room. After saying this sentence, it closed directly with a clang, shutting Old Yellow Ox out directly, and then pressed a gentle palm on Old Yellow Ox's head, Old Yellow Ox Such a wild-tempered old demon paused, and old monk, who had a kind-hearted look behind his back, first bowed to South Heavenly Gate and then Fu Li Heaven, looking extremely respectful and polite.

Then he smiled and said:

"You are now a star officer under the Northern Emperor of Heaven. The Northern Emperor is the leader of all God of Wars inside and outside the six realms. I can't even touch you."

"Come on, Xiaoniu Niu, talk to me about Buddhism for a while."

"I'll test how well you study..."

"I just want to see if you have learned my method in your head besides eating my lotus."

Old Yellow Ox The corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked up to the sky and sighed:

"His grandma's stinky bald boy, why don't you let me go?!"

"Because I always feel that you have the connection with my Buddha."

"That sentence means that you are destined to be my Buddha."

"I'll curse you to death!"

"The poor monk doesn't have long hair, and he looks like a bald man. It's natural for you to say that I'm bald. How can you be scolding me?"

"If you were to be more precise, you should say that I am an old bald man, or a wrinkled old bald man."

Old Yellow Ox lost his temper. "You!!!"

The skinny old monk smiled and held the head of the huge ox as big as a mountain with one hand.

Turn around.

Just drag him away.

He paused for a moment, then turned around and said seriously, "Do you want to tell that little girl of yours?"

"Aren't you going back for dinner today?"

Old Yellow Ox rolled his eyes:

"Get lost."

"Okay, let's go together."

Yun Qin drove Yunzhou all the way to where Shangqing Library was.

Holding osmanthus cake.

She had eaten quite a bit, and she just found it sweet and liked it.

He thought of the middle-aged Daoist priest with whom he had an agreement. He was very generous and prepared to give some. However, when he entered Shangqing Library, he saw Azure Sun Marvelous Dao Celestial Lord already sitting there, and no matter how he looked, he could no longer find the way up the stairs. Young girl suddenly thought of what the handsome middle-aged Daoist priest had said with a smile, and suddenly realized:

"If you can see it, give it a gift."

"It's nothing but action."

"It's also a matter of conditioned origin and cessation."

"So now, the fate has ended, so we can't meet each other?"

"Meeting is fate, turning around is fate."

"We meet when fate arises, and we should separate when fate breaks up. It's natural."

Young girl thought about it, and suddenly sighed with regret:

"What a pity."

She stretched out her hand and took a sweet-scented osmanthus cake and put it into her mouth. She only felt it was sweet:

"You are out of luck."

"You are not allowed to eat my sweet-scented osmanthus cake."

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