Li Hao had a dream where he was hazily embracing a top-tier goddess and kissing her intensely.
"Buzz, buzz..."
"Slap, damn mosquito." It's winter in Star City, so why are the mosquitoes still so rampant?
With a single slap, Li Hao instantly woke up, having exerted too much force. The pain was immense.
Looking at the goddess beneath him, Li Hao was completely stunned. The scene was exactly the same as in his dream. Could he have done all this while he was hazily falling asleep?
What was going on? He'd only gone out to wash his feet, how did he end up in this desolate wilderness?
And who was this goddess with a fiery figure, her body in disarray? How did he end up lying on top of her? And why wasn't she moving? Had he... killed (and molested) a corpse!
Li Hao, 22 years old this year, a famous failed writer from a certain platform, had been professionally failing for five years. He had countless failed works, none of which had ever been surpassed.
Whether it was luck or something else, a manuscript that was rejected by the editor and failed to debut actually earned over a thousand a day. Excited, Li Hao decided to use all his savings to reward himself.
After "exchanging pleasantries" with a technician at a traditional Chinese medicine foot bath, Li Hao accidentally fell into a sewer when he left. He was then washed away to this strange world.
This was a tragic accident. His novel, which he had finally managed to get published, was going to be discontinued.
Li Hao slowly lifted the handkerchief covering the goddess's face. A face of unparalleled beauty, without makeup, appeared before him.
"Boom!" A massive surge of memories erupted from the depths of his mind, making Li Hao dizzy.
Yin Zhiping, a third-generation disciple of the Quanzhen Sect, a promising young man, his master Qiu Chuji, and a popular candidate for the next sect leader. This was Li Hao's current identity.
At the same time, he also learned about this world from the original owner's memories.
This was a magical world, filled with countless great heroes and gathered experts.
Southern Murong, Northern Qiao Feng, the great heroes Guo Jing and Huang Rong guarding Xiangyang, as well as famous factions like the Western Xia First-Rank Hall, Lingjiu Palace, Yihua Palace...
There was nothing you couldn't find in this world. This was a chaotic martial arts world that combined the martial arts worlds of Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wo Longsheng, and Liang Yusheng!
He remembered that Yin Zhiping was ambushed by his senior brother Zhao Zhijing while descending the mountain to handle affairs. He was given an aphrodisiac. Not wanting to defile a village girl, he went to the wilderness to resolve it himself, only to encounter Little Dragon Girl, who had been acupoint-sealed by Ouyang Feng. The two then had an indescribably wonderful encounter.
As a child, how many friends had gritted their teeth, wishing they could tear apart the Dragon Rider Yin Zhiping limb from limb. Now, he had accidentally become the most hated person.
It wasn't a big deal that he had transmigrated into Yin Zhiping; riding a dragon had always been his childhood dream. But why did he have to be so clumsy and pull off the handkerchief covering Little Dragon Girl's head?
Now, Little Dragon Girl was staring at him intently, her eyes filled with murderous intent. If looks could kill, Li Hao estimated he would have been sliced into a thousand pieces and executed by a thousand cuts long ago.
"Miss Long, would you believe me if I said this was a misunderstanding?" Li Hao said awkwardly.
"What's with that expression, don't you believe me?"
"What's your attitude? Make a decision."
"You're not going to forgive me, are you? Since you won't forgive me, don't blame me for being ruthless!" Li Hao said fiercely.
Little Dragon Girl: If my acupoints weren't sealed by Ouyang Feng's unique skill, you touching me would be my loss.
"Since you're not saying anything, don't blame me for being impolite." Li Hao glanced at his surroundings: a desolate wilderness, a lone man and woman, dry wood and a raging fire, love developing over time.
"Pfft," love developing over time? The people in her social circle were all more powerful than him. After tonight, he would only be a fugitive.
Since it was a dead end anyway, Li Hao's evil thoughts surfaced. He wouldn't dare to kill, but he dared to do things against a woman's will. Being chased once, being chased twice, what was there to fear?
Let's do it.
"Ding, the system has detected that the host's thoughts are evil, and his actions violate laws and regulations, meeting the conditions for system binding. Binding initiated."
"What the hell is this?" Li Hao, who was in the midst of his "fun," shivered in fright upon hearing a strange voice.
"Supreme Villain System binding successful. We hope the host will continue to strive and become the world's one and only great villain as soon as possible."
Supreme Villain, go to hell! I'm a good man from the 21st century.
Li Hao didn't have time to bicker with this thing, whether it was human or ghost.
The sky was already starting to brighten. Ouyang Feng and Yang Guo would probably be back soon. He needed to escape quickly.
After putting on the Taoist robe that represented his identity as a third-generation Quanzhen disciple, Li Hao prepared to run. However, after taking just two steps, Li Hao turned back.
Little Dragon Girl was still lying on the ground. If Yang Guo came back and saw her, wouldn't his own head turn green?
Li Hao gently tidied her up, then helped her put on her clothes. He then gave her lips a firm kiss and left a hickey on her neck. Under Little Dragon Girl's furious gaze, he strode away.
The world is vast, and there's a place for everyone.
Although Li Hao inherited all of Yin Zhiping's martial arts, the martial arts of his previous self, Yin Zhiping, were frankly unimpressive. So, Li Hao secretly avoided the main roads, taking small paths towards Xiangyang.
"Ding, Supreme Villain System binding successful. The system has detected that the host will soon face a bloody disaster and has therefore presented a beginner's gift package * 1. Please check it yourself."
"Please continue to strive and promote the villainous cause."
"Big brother, what exactly are you? Tell me the truth. You should know, I'm a Taoist priest." Li Bai's words clearly carried a threat.
I am a Taoist priest, the bane of evil spirits. If you are some wandering ghost, get lost.
"This system is a branch of the Sovereign, the Lord of Systems in the divine realm. It is the 9527th ranked Supreme Villain System among all the heavens and myriad worlds. I am not some random, worthless entity." The Sovereign had 9,999 system branches under its command, and ranking 9527 indeed meant it wasn't worthless.
"System, my golden finger. You just said I have a beginner's gift package." Li Hao was stunned.
He was a famous failed writer from a certain platform; he knew system flows like the back of his hand.
"Please check it yourself. This system is only responsible for issuing tasks and rewards. Chatting services are not within the scope of this system's work."
"Open the beginner's gift package." Damn, this system spirit was quite tsundere. But from what it said, it sounded quite powerful.
"Congratulations to the host for successfully opening the beginner's gift package and obtaining: Treading Snow Without a Trace (Movement technique, automatically reaches Grandmaster Level upon clicking to learn). Skillful Undressing (A must-have skill for men). Attribute-less Inner Force: 10 years (automatically merges upon extraction). Mysterious Lust-Inducing Powder * 999, I Love a Firewood Stick * 999, Goddess Falls in Love with Me * 999, Super Meng Han Powder * 999..."
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