I got a phone!
Qin Shi toyed with the orange puppy. It was soft and springy, and squeezing it felt pretty nice.
The puppy was extremely obsequious. Its antenna-like tail spun like a windmill, and every so often it let out a beep.
"Sha Le Ma? What's this thing? Let me take a look."
Qin Shi poked at it curiously and found an interface that looked like a food delivery app.
[Group Order][Chop a Dollar][Didi Hitmen][Weapon Delivery][Interplanetary Errand Service]...
"This aesthetic feels a little off."
Before Qin Shi could tap anything, a pop-up appeared: "Special New User Offer."
He opened it and found a free red packet with the words, "5,000 off your first order."
At the very bottom was a line of tiny print.
Valid only on purchases of 500,000 or more.
"What kind of unscrupulous merchant is this?! I order 500 yuan of takeout and you give me a 5-mao coupon!"
Qin Shi silently raised his middle finger in contempt. Then he discovered that services such as [Didi Hitmen], [Weapon Delivery], and [Interplanetary Errand Service] weren't available to him.
He could only use [Group Order] and [Chop a Dollar].
"Discriminating against the poor! I'll have to give it five stars and pay in installments!"
Qin Shi tapped [Group Order]. It was full of "merchants" offering special prices and running promotions.
For example, the top listing was [Murder King of the Urban Village]. For 20,000 yuan, you could buy a life. Buy two lives for your enemy, and you could even get a bonus hit on a relative or a pet.
But when he scrolled down to read the comments, most of them were negative.
[Anonymous User: I ordered a hit on the noisy owner of a fruit shop. Why'd you kill his dog?]
[Merchant Reply: Didn't you specifically