Having Money Was Such a Hassle (For the +10 from the Alliance Leader, Innocent Little Chubby)

"Gild Tesoro!"

The Den Den Mushi connected. Chaos swirled the glass of red wine in his hand. The rich red liquid gave off a sweet, mellow aroma. Chaos never denied himself life's finer things.

The finest red wine!

The finest steak, too.

This hotel deserved a good review.

"Five Elders, a pleasure!"

Chaos looked at the bald Den Den Mushi, which even had a birthmark on its forehead!

"Gild Tesoro, what do you want?"

The Birthmark Five Elder didn't beat around the bush, though his tone was rather aggressive.

"Nothing much. I just wanted to lay my cards on the table."

Chaos took a puff of his cigar and exhaled a smoke ring, radiating an air of elegance.

Unhurriedly, he continued, "I just got word that you captured the Appearance Representative in my crew. I'm very unhappy about it!"

"I'm a man with nothing but money to my name, so I've decided to put bounties on you for fun. For example, a hundred billion each for the heads of the Five Elders, eighty billion for the Fleet Admiral, sixty billion for an admiral, forty billion for a Vice Admiral, thirty billion for a Rear Admiral, and ten thousand berries for a mere grunt.

Government officials and every World Government institution can get bounties of eighty or ninety billion!

I'm sure plenty of people around the world would love to get their hands on all that money. See how kind I am? I didn't even spare the grunts!

Sigh!

Having money is such a hassle. I've got so much I can't even find a place to spend it!

I'll probably go down in history, too. The World Government has always put bounties on other people. I guess it's time for the tables to turn.

What do you think of that idea?"