If You're My Brother, Come Play Football
Chapter 226

An Idol Group Cannibalism Incident

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If you dare to speak out loud, be prepared to be ridiculed.

Keegan shouted before the game but failed miserably. He is destined to become the laughing stock of the fans.

This is the most common thing in football.

For example, losing to a team without a coach is suddenly reversed.

Anything can happen on the football field.

There are even ghosts in the locker room.

Before the game, not talking too much is not only good manners, but also leaves room for yourself.

New fans don't know that Alan Hansen was once a top defender, but they know his saying "You can't win anything with a bunch of kids." This is the best example.

The game had just ended, and the radio and television were covering it overwhelmingly.

You can only imagine what tomorrow's newspapers will look like.

Before the players got on the bus, they saw TV reporters interviewing fans and mocking Keegan near the stadium.

"Let's go out and celebrate today. After all, we defeated an important championship opponent."

Steve·Bruce said.

"If you treat us we'll go, otherwise I'll go home."

Schmeichel said.

"Then I ask that the entire team is not allowed to leave."

Bruce waved his hand and said.

"Great, long live the captain!" Gary·Neville immediately turned his head to the bus driver and said, "We will be sent to the newly opened Michelin French restaurant later. The captain will reserve the place."

"Get out!"

Bruce kicked him out and cursed with a smile.

Even though he is the captain of Manchester United, he has only made millions in his career so far.

Football made more money later.

Today's opponent was born Class of '92 Gillespie and later went bankrupt due to alcoholism and excessive spending. The newspaper calculated that he had earned tens of millions Pound Sterling in his career.

Although it is much lower than Rooney who made tens of millions a year later or the stars who made tens of millions.

This is also a number that ordinary people cannot imagine in their lifetime.

Compared with them, these players in the English First Division era earned less.

Many celebrities at this time were not good at or did not believe in financial management. They did not engage in football-related work after retirement, and they had no bad habits. Their life after retirement was slightly better than that of the middle class.

So one of their distinctive features is savings.

Bruce agreed to the treat, which made the whole team very excited. This kind of thing doesn't happen often.

Of course, it is impossible to go to Michelin for a group of people to eat.

In that case Bruce will kill someone.

"Why don't you go have Chinese food? I haven't had one in a long time."

Bruce suggested.

"Don't take care of me. I'm not very interested in British Chinese food. Their food tastes different from what I eat." Dejan Lu said quickly.

He is most afraid of his teammates "taking care" of his proposal to eat Chinese food.

He really doesn't like eating those sweet dishes.

If you really let him eat it, one Mao Xue Wang, one Guo Bao Rou, and some Char Siu and a vegetarian dish would be pretty good.

"Don't worry, I understand."

Steve·Bruce gave Dejan Lu a look and said to the bus driver, "Go to that big restaurant Chinatown."

"CUIHUA?"

the driver asked.

Bruce nodded vigorously.

Dejan Lu felt a little uneasy along the way.

Fortunately, Bruce was looking for a Cantonese restaurant. Changing the last name of a Cantonese restaurant to localize it is not too outrageous. It may have something to do with its sweet taste.

I ordered a bunch of roast duck, three-cup chicken, typhoon shelter fried shrimp, garlic chrysanthemum, etc.

After the food was served Dejan Lu was surprised to find that it was quite good.

"Believe me, right?" Steve·Bruce said with raised eyebrows.

"It's really good."

Dejan Lu nodded and said.

"I have heard before that Chinese people drink morning tea all day long. They have everything, especially shrimp dumplings. I like shrimps and dumplings, so I always wanted to try it, and I heard there was no limit. Unfortunately, my income was very small at the time, and I had not yet reached the first team..."

Bruce said.

British dumplings are dough cooked in thick soup.

I feel that Chinese dumplings are similar in appearance to this thing, so I used the same word.

"Then you were deceived. How can you have unlimited morning tea?"

Dejan Lu said with a smile.

"I only found out later that when I ate it for the first time, I thought I was a foreigner and they were deliberately overcharging me. Later I found out that every cage counts." Bruce also said with a smile.

Gary·Neville complained, "There is nowhere to eat casually. Do you think it is a cafeteria? I heard that the cafeterias are made of zombie meat, which was scraped from the bodies of casualty soldiers during World War I."

Immediately someone at the table couldn't help but make a sound of retching.

Redondo slapped the big Neville hard on the back and cursed, "Don't say such things while eating, and they are false, you idiot."

"Gary did it on purpose."

Phillip·Neville wiped his mouth and said, "In the past, when my mother cooked the dishes he liked, he would deliberately talk about some disgusting topics. If I couldn't eat it, he would eat it all."

"This guy is really no ordinary asshole."

Keane laughed and cursed.

Gary·Neville rolled his eyes, being called a bastard by Keane, always feeling like his reputation was being harmed.

"Gary, it's not that bad. You can eat as much as you like today."

Bruce said boldly, "And the roast duck is eaten rolled up, not eaten dry."

"I know, I don't like eating cakes."

Gary·Neville said, "When I eat a burger, I also dislike too much bread."

The topic opened immediately.

Everyone talks about what they don't like to eat.

For example, little Neville doesn't like eating fat meat because his brother is not a human being, so he gives him all the fat meat to avoid being accused of being a picky eater by his parents.

It makes little Neville want to vomit when he sees big pieces of fat.

"My dad always said that eating carrots was for my own good. I really hated it, but later I found out that he liked them." Keane said angrily.

"Yes, yes, parents like this."

Schmeichel nodded and said, "My mother is the same, so now I let Kasper eat whatever he likes. As long as he doesn't eat too much."

"You spoil your child too much."

Bruce said.

"There is no need to let your children suffer when you are rich." Schmeichel said, "Should I let him go out to work part-time?"

"When I was in Italy, I saw that many children in the Italy south went out to work when they were in elementary school." Redondo said, putting down the champagne.

"Really or not?"

"Really."

Dejan Lu nodded and said, "If the family is poor, they let their children go out to work early, and then the working children will have children."

"Thank you to my parents for not letting me go out to work when I was young."

Gary·Neville patted his chest and said.

"The British use of child labor is not a long history, don't say you haven't heard of it." Redondo complained.

"Most of the people here are British. Do you want to find trouble?"

Gary·Neville encouraged.

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him.

Most of the old guys on the team are from lower-middle-class backgrounds. They were a hundred years old and might have worked in factories when they were young.

"By the way, I'm planning to have another child recently."

Peter·Schmeichel said.

The conversation at the dinner table started immediately.

"Then it's best not to be a daughter, otherwise it will be very miserable if she looks too much like you." Gary·Neville said smoothly.

Schmeichel pinned the big Neville on the chair, who was about to get up, with a single lunge and punched him hard.

"That's what talking too much is like."

Bruce complained.

After the beating, Schmeichel said, "The main reason is that Kasper is not very obedient. I want to have another son. Even if he can't play football, he can be a teacher or a doctor or something."

"Peter, I'm afraid you don't have such a gene..."

Parister said quietly, "Depending on your situation, let your child develop in the sports world."

"You mean I'm simple-minded?" Schmeichel said unconvinced, "I don't know, my father used to be a double agent. This is not something ordinary people can do!"

"Impossible!"

"Really or not?"

"Tell us!"

Seeing the reactions of his teammates, Schmeichel began to tell his father's story.

The first team players exclaimed.

Unexpectedly, Anthony, the father of Schmeichel, had such an experience.

"It sounds like a movie. How about I invest in making it after I retire?"

Cantona asked.

"That's great, my dad will definitely be happy." Schmeichel said excitedly.

Dejan Lu thought about it but still didn't persuade me.

What kind of movie can a French director make that isn't about the romantic life of a spy?

Your father is happy, but your mother will definitely not be happy after seeing it.

Schmeichel turned around and asked, "Dejan, you are the best player. What do you think would be a better name for a boy?"

"Being good at football has nothing to do with the name, right?"

Gary·Neville complained.

Schmeichel glared at him and continued to look at Dejan Lu.

Dejan Lu thought for a while and said, "I happened to be having Chinese food today. There is a saying in China that water nourishes everything but does not compete for it. It describes a gentle and gentlemanly personality, so let's call it Walter."

"The meaning is very good, I like it."

Schmeichel nodded and said.

"I suspect what Dejan said is ironic!" Gary·Neville stood up and said, "Peter guy has nothing to do with the gentleman at all. The biggest connection is that he and the gentleman are just human beings!"

Schmeichel stared at him but did not get up.

After all, if Neville is prepared, he will definitely not be able to catch it.

"Walter is really good. Maybe he can teach chemistry or something. Isn't water just a chemical substance?" Cantona said.

Dejan Lu:...

No wonder it felt so familiar just now, so I said it smoothly.

Dejan Lu feels weird when he thinks of a young man who looks like Schmeichel shaving his head and negotiating with gangs.

Why don't you call me Walter?

Everyone had a good meal.

Dejan Lu bought the order in advance when he went to the bathroom.

There was a lot of wine in this meal, which cost more than a thousand pounds.

According to Dejan Lu's estimate, if you are not an athlete, the per capita income is about 20 pounds.

"Dejan, you are too..."

When leaving, Bruce hesitated to speak.

Dejan Lu patted his arm and said, "It's just a little money, don't worry about it. When you become a coach in the future, you can take me to win the championship together."

"English First Division Champion?"

Gary·Neville said directly.

"I'll fucking kill you!"

Bruce turned around and cursed, then chased him out.

It's a pity that the old guys can't run as fast as the young people. Gary·Neville is much more flexible than them.

"This guy talks a lot after drinking."

Redondo said with a smile, "But it's very interesting."

"The person involved doesn't think so."

Dejan Lu shook his head and said.

Gary·Neville drank some wine and went crazy.

He will suffer the consequences after he sobers up.

But Schmeichel didn't let Qiu stay overnight.

He pretended to make peace and waited for a taxi, then suddenly grabbed Neville, and the two old guys Bruce and he gave Neville another beating.

It was already past 10 o'clock when I got home, Dejan Lu saw an unexpected person.

"Sachiko, why are you back?"

Dejan Lu asked in surprise.

"Are you not welcoming me, Dejan-kun?"

Izumi Sakai teased.

"How could that be? You're not very busy." Dejan Lu sat directly next to her and put his arm around her shoulders.

"Because I was going to Europe to shoot the MV, I chose Manchester."

Izumi Sakai said.

Dejan Lu simply kissed her.

"You two really think we don't exist, right? You're just talking about love here." Monica came out in pajamas and said angrily.

The Princess put his head on her shoulder and watched the fun.

Dejan Lu directly opened his arms and motioned for them to come over.

Fortunately, Dejan the Football King had eaten before coming back today, so his energy consumption could keep up.

Today is destined to be another fierce battle.

When I feel like I have difficulty breathing, Dejan Lu knows that Monica is doing a good job.

He lifted Monica and gently put it aside. He stood up and glanced at the alarm clock and found that it was already one o'clock in the afternoon.

It's almost like sleeping for 7 hours.

I got up and cleaned up, fried a steak and found yesterday's newspaper.

As expected, the above are all reports from Manchester United and Newcastle.

The front page of "The Times" was about yesterday's press conference. The headline was "We are nothing without fans." It wrote, "At the press conference, reporters tried to guide Dejan to laugh at the opponent fans, but Dejan used his words to educate those fans. Some reporters. Even rival fans are part of the way football has developed. Respecting fans means respecting yourself and your work. Dejan, who has a net worth of more than 1 billion Pound Sterling, still maintains his gratitude to the fans. This is what every player should learn."

1 billion Pound Sterling?

Dejan the Football King didn't even know he was so rich.

The main reason is that Monica's Hamburgers is not yet available on the market.

He also didn't know how much money he had.

"Manchester Evening News" published a news article, writing. "Alejandro Garcia, a 41-year-old Manchester United fan whose lower limbs were paralyzed due to nerve damage, stood up and cheered excitedly when he saw the team's bloodbath against the championship opponents. He could stand on his legs again after 7 years. He said that all this was thanks to Dejan."

Dejan Lu:...

Isn't it said that Huahua's singing wakes up people in a vegetative state?

Looking at it this way, Dejan the Football King is not bad either.

However, based on Fleet Street's urinary properties, it is estimated that the fan has almost recovered. It just happened to be the right time to stand up, so they took it out of context and wrote a report.

There's no big news on "The Sun".

It seems that Premier League stars are very honest recently.

Otherwise they will fall back into the same old routine.

First, the crime is exposed, whether it is an offensive player or a defensive player.

The second step is to add silhouettes to keep fans guessing.

In the end, the details of the case were revealed.

The whole process has always attracted the attention of fans, and their approach is very mature.

Maybe there will also be an interview and book package for the victim.

Dejan Lu was just about to play on PS1 when the phone rang.

"Gianluca?"

"Dejan, I want to transfer."

Vialli said.

"If you don't feel comfortable playing at Juventus, just leave." Dejan Lu said.

"I'm going to Premier League, Chelsea, Juventus agreed to terminate the contract early." Vialli said on the other side of the phone.

Dejan Lu:...

Get together to fight against Dejan the Football King?

In the summer, Zola European Championship will also go to Chelsea after being frustrated. This Chelsea's strength improvement is a bit exaggerated.

"Come on then, remember to treat me to dinner next time you go to London."

Dejan Lu said.

The two chatted some more.

Mainly Vialli asked about London, Premier League and Chelsea.

Italy players don't like going abroad very much, they hate leaving home even more than the Germans.

Italy's culture, food and other aspects are also quite different from other European countries.

After waiting for several girls to wake up, Dejan Lu urged Vialli to hang up the phone.

The next day Dejan Lu was still woken up by Redondo.

"Why did you get up late?"

Redondo saw Dejan Lu's sleepy eyes when he opened the door and asked, "You are rarely late Dejan."

"Busy."

Dejan Lu said.

"Did the editor push for the manuscript again? That's right, you are still a cartoonist."

Redondo said.

The good brother obviously misunderstood.

However, Dejan Lu didn't explain and sat directly in the passenger seat.

Let's wait until the team eats to solve the problem.

The two of them arrived not too late. After changing clothes, Dejan Lu went to the cafeteria.

Brother Neville is sitting there eating.

When Gary·Neville saw Dejan Lu, he immediately waved and said, "Dejan, after you finished the press conference, Beardsley really paid for the fans."

"Yeah, that's pretty good."

Dejan Lu sat down with the dinner plate and said.

"That fan should thank you very much. A bottle of Macallan from a good vintage is not cheap." Gary·Neville said.

"Forget it."

Dejan Lu shook his head and said.

"Then let me tell you some other news." Gary·Neville said mysteriously.

"What's the news? The coach is going to let Sharp go again?"

Dejan Lu asked with a smile and took a sip of orange juice.

"No, it's Spice Girls!"

Gary·Neville said in a low voice, "I heard the chairman and Kidd say something about Backstreet Boys this morning. It seemed that he wanted the first team to shoot an advertisement with them. That was Backstreet Boys!"

"It's just a star, Gary."

Phillip·Neville said.

At this time, Backstreet Boys is not considered a big hit.

"But I think they are cool." Gary·Neville said, humming a few lines of "I'll Never Break Your Heart".

This song is the second single from Backstreet Boys.

It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a fledgling.

Dejan Lu said, "They do have the potential to become famous, but they can't compare with Take That now, right?"

Take That is the most popular group in the UK. You can always hear their songs when walking on the street.

Spice Girls The agency was inspired by them and wanted to create a girl group to capture another market.

"That's different. They're an American group."

Gary·Neville said.

Dejan Lu:...

The term "advocating foreign things and favoring foreigners" is really used all over the world.

When Americans are strong, their farts taste good.

Phillip·Neville persuaded, "You are not good at saying that, and Britain is not bad either."

"You are young and don't understand." Gary·Neville said, "The United States is more advanced, and their music is more modern and in line with the aesthetics of young people."

Little Neville is too lazy to say anything.

She is just over a year older than him but is always putting on airs.

It was only after the training that Dejan Lu heard Martin Edwards explain the specific situation.

Originally Pepsi Cola wanted to find a big name like Madonna, not Backstreet Boys who had just debuted.

However, this shooting was during the season and could only be shot at Manchester. The big-name stars had no schedule or did not want to go to the UK to shoot, so they found a new combination that had just won the award.

Let's do an ad for music and football.

When we went to shoot, Manchester United also showed up with 5 people.

Him, Redondo, Cantona, Beckham and Schmeichel.

Plus Backstreet Boys, there are exactly ten people.

It's probably the kind of sharp editing, where a player suddenly switches to a member of a group while playing football, matching them one by one. It's like there are many choices in life. You can be a player or a singer, and it mainly depends on your own ideas.

Dejan Lu doesn't even know how to complain.

These things all depend on talent, can you do it if you want to?

Only in China, you don't need to be able to sing, dance, or even be good-looking to be an idol. Brother Yuan is less than 1.7 meters tall and his face is so ugly that there are still people wearing wedding dresses chasing after him.

But it's not important, Pepsi Cola gives a lot of money.

Not to mention working with Backstreet Boys, if they give us tens of millions more, it won't matter even if they shoot commercials with Rommel.

On December 30, Manchester United finally ended all competitions in 1995 after winning against Southampton.

On the first day of January, the football world is officially announcing winter window signings.

Vialli officially landed in England.

There is still a chance to meet this season.

After a small victory over Coventry by 2 goals three days later, Manchester United finally ended the devilish schedule of an average of 2.5 days and ushered in the first national team match day of the new year.

Dejan Lu arrived in London with his teammates.

I really can't find a suitable place to record at Manchester.

They also need to sing a few words together, and then it is handed over to the tuner.

On the same day, Dejan Lu invited Vialli to have dinner together and introduced his teammates to him.

Filming and recording began immediately afterwards.

The recording studio I borrowed is Virgin Records.

The biggest singer they have is Phil Collins, the father of Lily Collins.

Overall, the filming process went smoothly.

"Those Americans are a bit annoying." Beckham complained during the break.

"They are quite polite."

Schmeichel said.

Redondo said with a smile, "David is probably angry because he is not interested in football and does not regard you as a big star."

Dejan Lu nodded.

Manchester United are popular everywhere.

When I met some Americans who were just starting out, Beckham received a cold reception, and it was normal to feel a gap in my heart.

Although Pelé and their team brought about a football craze in that part of the United States, it quickly died out. Football deserts are no joke.

This seems quite fatalistic.

The second football trend in the United States was marked by the transfer of Beckham to Los Angeles Galaxy.

The major leagues introduced many late-career stars after that.

Giovinco reached the peak of his career in the major leagues.

"No, I just feel bad about them."

Beckham defended somewhat anxiously.

"Okay, then count them as bad." Schmeichel said in a coaxing tone.

Redondo raised his eyebrows at Dejan Lu.

Dejan Lu smiled and nodded.

Schmeichel also treats Class of '92 differently.

If you are handsome, even your teammates will be more patient with you.

Big Neville doesn't care about his own words, Schmeichel is not that good to Scholes.

"Those girls who came to say hello just now are not very good either." Beckham continued.

Dejan Lu:...

He really wanted to record it on his phone.

Beckham is talking about Spice Girls. They have been together since last year, but the company did not have any good plans, so the five of them terminated the contract decisively. After trying to negotiate with 19 companies, they finally signed Virgin Records.

Not only the Spice Girls, Emma Burton in that group also fell in love with Leo Ferdinand. This group is very destined to Manchester United.

Another member Melanie dated Liverpool player McAttire.

After five people became famous, they found three players, which also shows how popular the players are.

I just met a few girls, and Dejan Lu was forced to open business and take photos with everyone and give them autographs.

They may not all like Dejan the Football King, but they definitely like Dejan the Football King's fame.

I will have to talk about this when I debut in the future.

Try to get fans of Dejan the Football King to pay attention to them.

"I didn't expect that shooting commercials would be so tiring." Schmeichel said, "I shot one scene so many times. I really don't know what kind of life movie actors live."

"This thing also depends on talent, Peter."

Redondo said, "Have you watched "Mr. Bean"? It is said that Rowan Atkinson is almost not NG."

"Anyway, I don't have any talent. If it weren't for the sake of money, I would never stand in front of the camera." Schmeichel stood up and said, "The shooting will be in a while, I'm going to have something to eat, will you guys go?"

"I'm hungry too."

Redondo and Cantona said at the same time.

"I'll go too." Beckham said immediately.

"I won't go, let's take a rest." Dejan Lu smiled, took the magazine from Redondo, and covered his face.

The three girls at home did not have any impact on Dejan the Football King's physical fitness.

But not enough sleep is also a problem.

"Okay, I'll bring you a cup of coffee later Dejan."

Redondo said.

"Yeah, I want it Italian."

Dejan Lu said, continuing to lie on the chair.

Not long after, I heard the door slamming as my teammates left.

Just when Dejan Lu was asleep, he felt something was wrong and woke up.

Someone immediately pressed the magazine on his face and said, "No, don't get up, okay?"

"We met just now, right?"

Dejan Lu asked.

"Well..."

The girl said vaguely, "I have always been your fan, so..."

Dejan Lu didn't recognize who it was.

But definitely part of that group.

After waiting for more than 20 minutes, the girl helped him tidy up his clothes before closing the door and leaving.

Dejan Lu just took off the magazine from his face, and he was the only one left in the room.

Oh shit.

Accidentally.

That means you won't get pregnant if you drink it.

Otherwise Dejan the Football King definitely cannot agree.

This is the price of fame.

The rest of the shooting went smoothly, during which he met the five girls again, but he didn't notice any of them looking unnatural.

She couldn't tell that there was something in her mouth at the time.

This is still a fucking unsolved case.

Dejan Lu didn't tell his teammates about this either.

Back to Manchester, Manchester United immediately ushered in a draw.

FIFA virus has a great influence on the wealthy clubs, and Ferguson does not blame the players too much.

But after another draw with the Crystal Palace on January 24, Ferguson finally broke out.

Carrington's atmosphere suddenly became quite depressing.

Fortunately, in February, Manchester United made a strong return with a 4:0 victory against Villa, allowing Dwight Yorke to see the power of Manchester United.

Manchester United won the next two cup and league games in a row.

The two groups I have seen before, Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls, are also very active and have released records one after another.

In this way, Manchester United ushered in another championship battle, UEFA Super Cup...

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