First, put on an act—after that, if it gets taken, there's nothing to be done.
Gardenia came in, glanced around the room, said nothing, grabbed a set of bedding, and found a corner to rest.
Seeing this, Li Pu naturally pulled out biscuits, water, and the transistor radio he'd just stuffed into his backpack.
He walked up to Gardenia, holding out a pack of biscuits with an innocent smile. "White-hair sister, here, for you."
Gardenia's gaze softened. She silently took the biscuits from Li Pu's hand, then turned around and ignored him.
Back at Chun Li's side, she was already lying in bed fiddling with the radio.
She pulled the antenna to its full height, constantly adjusting the frequency.
After tuning to a certain band, amidst the crackling static, a human voice finally came through.
"This is Jericho City search and rescue broadcast."
"Repeat, this is Jericho City search and rescue broadcast."
"We will dispatch a rescue helicopter to land at the plaza behind the suburban zoo in seven days."
"We will dispatch a rescue helicopter to land at the plaza behind the suburban zoo in seven days."
"This broadcast repeats every half hour. If you can hear this..."
The female voice on the radio was husky and low, giving off a lazy, mature vibe—one listen and you knew she was stacked.
Though the tone carried an air of take-it-or-leave-it arrogance, it still gave Chun Li and Li Pu hope.
This also roughly matched the plan Chun Li and Li Pu had made to head toward the outskirts. The two exchanged a smile—were their bad days finally coming to an end?
"Strange. In a world this broken, there's still rescue?"
Li Pu was half-doubtful, but Chun Li was already getting excited.
"Tomorrow, find a map to figure out the zoo's direction." With that, a beaming Chun Li yanked Li Pu straight into her warmed-up bed, not giving him the option of sleeping in the third blanket.
She immediately wrapped him up in her covers, and the wayward disciple didn't disappoint—Li Pu caught on and got to work.
Gardenia turned around and watched Chun Li's blanket rise and fall, frowning. "What are you doing?"
Chun Li's expression was extremely unnatural as she replied, "Mmm hmm hmm, I'm just crossing my legs. It's hot in here, hmm hmm, airing it out."
"Then why is there a thumping sound against the floor?"
"Hmm hmm hmm, my back hurts. Stretching it out."
Watching Chun Li's face grow redder and her expression on the verge of breaking, Gardenia rolled her eyes.
Having seen Chun Li eat kids alive, she knew exactly what they were up to. Too lazy to bother with this pair of dogs and bitches, she turned over and went to sleep.
Chun Li covered her mouth, growing more and more excited. This game full of erotic thrill was utterly exquisite for her, especially knowing that the one doing it was her dearly beloved little disciple.
The next morning, Chun Li and Li Pu woke up from a bedding thick with the scent of semen and soaked sweat.
Half-asleep, she playfully pinched Li Pu's tender cheek, stuffed the brilliant peach-red gem into her beloved disciple's mouth to toy with for a bit, then slowly got up.
Her legs couldn't stop trembling. She touched her increasingly swollen rear and walked outside to wash up at the secondhand solar water heater.
Her senior disciple Li Fen made her chest big with anger; her junior disciple Li Pu made her ass big.
In the future, her belly might get big too.
Thinking of that, Chun Li let out an inexplicable silly laugh.
Her tight pants mercilessly squeezed the tender skin of her swollen peach, making her hurt and happy at the same time.
As she washed, Gardenia came over with a red face. The two women washed separately, ignoring each other.
Last night, Gardenia hadn't dreamed of torture, but she'd had an erotic dream.
The protagonist was none other than Li Pu.
The Tang-suit beauty split into nine hadn't protected her in her confusion—instead, she'd served that young boy who knew nothing of tenderness.
When Li Pu woke up and pushed open the door, the resentful stares of the two women baffled him.
Last night, he'd also dreamed of a steamy night with Gardenia, and all he could think was that woman was really strong.
With different dreams in the same bed, he felt a bit awkward looking at Chun Li.
After everyone finished washing up, Gardenia refused Chun Li's invitation to team up, deciding to stay and continue her search for her sister.
She moved the water tank off the vertical ladder, letting the two leave.
"Though it felt good, avenging my sister first before finding a man isn't too late." Watching the two figures fade into the distance below, she was silent for a long time.
Since the mutants and the zombie horde were all gathered near the city center, the further they went toward the outskirts, the fewer dangers and surprises they encountered.
Over the next three days, Li Pu gained a deeper understanding of the phrase "dogs and bitches."
Aside from traveling and eating, Li Pu and Chun Li spent all their time celebrating life.
They even did everything while celebrating life.
Traveling while celebrating, eating while celebrating, killing zombies while celebrating.
Sometimes four feet walked, sometimes six feet walked.
Sometimes two mouths ate, then gradually it became three mouths, four mouths eating.
When killing zombies, Chun Li would directly strap Li Pu to her front, embedding her beloved disciple into her own body.
Later, addicted to this, Chun Li no longer allowed Li Pu to come down except during rest time.
Treated like a toy, Li Pu was furious and lashed out wildly.
Li Pu also discovered his master Chun Li's repressed side—the woman who usually followed the rules and worked hard to maintain the image of a reliable adult found greater joy the more outrageous her actions became.
So master and disciple grew wilder and wilder: in the woods, in parks, in public restrooms, on the streets, on the roads, in supermarkets, in gyms, in love hotels, in school classrooms, on podiums, on sports fields, even parent-child play at a kindergarten...
Until the night of the sixth day, Li Pu discovered Chun Li's abnormality.
When Li Pu got up to relieve himself, he found Chun Li wasn't by his side, so he followed the sound.
"Why can't I stay in this world!?" Chun Li's voice came through, filled with restraint and suppressed emotion.
Li Pu peeked over quietly. Chun Li was speaking to the sky, but aside from the scattered stars, there was no one.
"You dragged me into this place for no reason, and now that I've met Little Pu, you're forcing me back? Who's behind you, pulling the strings!" Her anger could no longer be contained.
Chun Li ground her teeth and said, "Does Vega know? I was the one who smashed his global crime network. I don't care who you are, you mechanical-voiced bastard—if you dare take Little Pu away from me, I won't mind becoming an International Police officer again."
"I'll find you, and then I'll kill you."
This was the first time Li Pu had seen Chun Li with such intense killing intent.
"Say something! Say something!" It seemed that presence had stopped acknowledging Chun Li.
"You've got the guts to steal a man! You've got the guts to say something!"
Li Pu watched the hysterical Chun Li and fell into deep thought: "Tomorrow is the seventh day."
With that thought, Li Pu still appeared before Chun Li. He didn't want Auntie Chun to turn into Auntie Xue...
Seeing her cute disciple rubbing his eyes, Chun Li rushed over, hugged him, and burst into a torrent of tears.
On the seventh day, there were less than four thousand meters left to the zoo.
Chun Li pulled Li Pu to a stop at a supermarket.
"Little Pu... let's make dumplings today." Her tone was gentle, her beautiful eyes full of tenderness and reluctance.
Although they had been going at it nonstop for the past three days, the Affection Points hadn't increased much.
Looking at the 72 Affection Points, Li Pu no longer cared.
"Master, as long as you're not sad, I'll do anything." He looked at this woman with some heartache.
Chun Li wiped the tears from her eyes, smiled as she sniffled, and gave a bitter laugh: "Okay."
Li Pu and Chun Li quickly cleared the supermarket of zombies, then cheerfully pushed a shopping cart around.
Cutting board, frozen meat, dehydrated vegetables, canned vegetables, flour, bottled water.
After kneading the dough and preparing the filling, the tearful Chun Li grew more and more distressed, so she simply pulled Li Pu into her arms.
Another round of battle began.
Flour flew everywhere. Chun Li's face was nearly buried in the mixing bowl, her body covered in flour as she kept shaking.
With every light slap, a puff of white powder rose into the air.
Only after the flour had turned into paste clinging to her body did she feel satisfied and start wrapping dumplings.
But Li Pu found that no matter how many he wrapped, there was no end in sight, and his hands were getting sore.
Chun Li's eyes were red, her face dotted with a bit of flour, her body marked with red and white little handprints from Li Pu as she continued wrapping dumplings: "Over five hundred dumplings. I'll put them all in the supermarket fridge for you later, and mark the path along the way."
"In case you can't get out, you can survive on these dumplings and supplies. You have to live until I come back."
Li Pu pretended to be ignorant: "Master, where are you going?"
Chun Li looked at her disciple's innocent expression and felt as if her heart was being torn apart. After a long silence, she slowly spoke: "I need to go back to the city center to get something..."
She immediately covered Li Pu's mouth, not wanting to hear her little disciple's reluctance or foolish talk about going with her.
Then, tears streaming down her face and at a loss, she chose to use herself to block her disciple's mouth.
Li Pu, understanding her heart, comforted Chun Li.
On the night of the seventh day, the fiercest age met someone even fiercer...
Chapter Thirty-Two: Auntie Wang
In the early morning, Chun Li woke up covered in flour and milk.
"Wait for me. I will come back."
After a deep kiss, she put on her clothes and quietly left.
She didn't clean her body—she didn't want the only trace of the man she loved to disappear.
Li Pu, who had been pretending to sleep, quietly followed.
Dejected, Chun Li walked out onto the street, her body gradually dissolving into flickering specks of data module light.
Li Pu immediately rushed toward her at the sight!
Sensing something, Chun Li turned around abruptly.
Tears glistened, sparkling under the light. Seeing Li Pu, she gave a gentle smile, just as she had the first time he met her.
He lunged forward, but his arms closed on nothing—only scattered specks of light clinging to him where she had been.
Chun Li had vanished, as if scattered by the night breeze.
He had imagined the time would run out, but he never expected it would hurt this much.
Parting was like starlight slowly fading, taking all the beauty with it, leaving only a hollow ache of longing.
At the end of the street, the phantom of his lover finally melted into the darkness, disappearing without a trace. All that echoed through the night was the silent street, intertwined with lingering memories.
Just as Li Pu was about to cry out, time froze. The moths fluttering beneath the streetlamp were suspended midair.
[Goddess Chun Li: Seven-Day Employment Contract Ended] [Goddess Affection Points: 72/100] [Congratulations, Host, on surviving seven days] [You currently have one draw chance. Would you like to perform a Goddess Draw?]
Li Pu was still immersed in the throes of Chun Li's departure, silent.
[You currently have one draw chance. Would you like to perform a Goddess Draw?]
"Will my master Chun Li... come back?"
The system, breaking its usual pattern, actually answered his question.
[Goddess Chun Li's Affection Points have reached 72. Goddesses with high Affection Points are easier to summon when drawing cards.]
A glimmer of light flashed in Li Pu's eyes, but then he asked tentatively, "If she comes back, will she still be her? Will she still remember me?"
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