Apocalypse: My Companion from the 3D Zone
Chapter 3

Apocalypse: My Companions Are From The 3D District

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These Zombies posed no threat to Li Pu under Sister Chun Li's high-speed Man-Vehicle Unity propulsion.

When Sister Chun Li exerted her full strength, she always left Ryoko in the dust, eventually forcing Ryoko to grab onto the spear in Li Pu's hand for a speed boost.

To the tune of Chibi Maruko-chan, the trio traversed street after street filled with Zombies, Li Pu's ears filled with the sound of rushing wind. He couldn't estimate just how fast Sister Chun Li was pedaling.

The stench of blood permeated the air, exceptionally foul. Li Pu could only breathe in large gulps; if he didn't ensure he was breathing at this speed, he'd become oxygen-deprived.

"Da! Da da di la~ pi pa la pi pa la~ ba ba ba la ba~ pi pa la pi pa la~ ba ba ba la ba~"

Li Pu felt they shouldn't be playing Chibi Maruko-chan at this moment; they should be playing "Deja Vu." What kind of sane person drifts on a bicycle?

In the first block, Li Pu saw a deranged old man who didn't take the Zombie Apocalypse seriously at all.

He pulled out a mini-Barrett, repeatedly caressing it while brandishing a baseball bat, repelling dozens of Zombies before being buried in their mouths, dying from running out of ammunition and supplies.

A Kiting Shooter!

In the second block, a paralyzed old grandpa driving a super-fast wheelchair wanted to race Sister Chun Li, but upon seeing a loli Zombie midway, he excitedly swerved and disappeared.

A Speedy Old Man!

Nearing their destination, Sister Chun Li slowed down at Ryoko's loud reminder.

Ahead at the intersection, the trio finally saw the supermarket's main entrance.

This medium-sized supermarket was on the corner of the intersection, directly facing the traffic lights.

For some unknown reason, the Zombies near the supermarket were scattered and sparse.

At this moment, in front of the traffic lights, a group of Biker Gang thugs with non-mainstream hairstyles were harassing a beautiful woman.

Li Pu and the others hid at the corner to observe.

The thugs嚣张 waved the sharp weapons in their hands - baseball bats studded with nails and stained with blood, and thick, long iron chains dragged on the ground. The thugs must have cleared out the previous Zombies.

The harassment under the traffic lights continued, the woman ignoring the thugs' foul language.

The thugs continued to surround and intercept her. Helpless, the woman took off her windbreaker, revealing a sexy high-cut swimsuit.

Amidst the thugs' whistles, she used the traffic light pole as a pole dancing prop, spinning around it.

"Children aren't allowed to watch this!" Sister Chun Li hurriedly covered Li Pu's eyes, growing angrier the more she watched, preparing to act chivalrously.

However, the woman gripped the pole and rose into the air, simultaneously spraying green, unidentified liquid outwards 360 degrees from her body while spinning rapidly. None of the surrounding thugs were spared.

The liquid turned skin red upon contact, and the thugs' bodies began to fill with red blisters.

Li Pu pried open Sister Chun Li's fingers, speechless for a long time: There are even experts? A Bio-Mother, is it? This world is completely crazy.

"Da da da di la~ pi pa la pi pa la~ ba ba ba la ba~ Let's dance together~"

A few minutes later, as the song in her headphones ended, the woman, having stopped spraying, put on her clothes and entered the supermarket with a flourish.

The Biker Gang thugs on the ground were tormented by the unbearable itch of this strange poison, which attracted another wave of Zombies, turning them into a Zombie buffet.

Li Pu and the others didn't show themselves until the thugs were eaten clean, preparing to clear out the Zombies. They didn't want to be infected with anything strange by the thugs.

With his Street Fighter Fighter Physique paired with a simple spear, Li Pu now feared no Zombies.

Perhaps it was the Chinese people's innate talent for sticks and staves, Li Pu wielded this simple spear with ease.

Sweeping, thrusting, one spear per Zombie, specifically stabbing their heads.

Even though Sister Chun Li carefully wrapped her limbs in cardboard, she was still unwilling to engage in close combat with Zombies, mainly using ranged Ki blasts, leaving her back safely to Li Pu.

Li Pu glanced sideways at Ryoko beside him; that woman had picked up a nail-studded baseball bat from the Biker Gang, waving it around with a manic laugh, exceptionally eerie.

This small wave of Zombies was quickly cleared out by the trio.

"You shouldn't have gone out on your own. We could have waited for there to be fewer Zombies before acting," Sister Chun Li lectured Li Pu, carefully checking him for injuries.

Under Sister Chun Li's reproachful gaze, Li Pu could only stick out his tongue apologetically, trying to muddle through.

The trio cautiously entered the supermarket.

The woman who had entered the supermarket earlier had already turned into a corpse, lying horizontally before the trio.

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The trio arrived at the supermarket entrance.

"Aren't you afraid of fighting Zombies at all?" Li Pu couldn't help but ask, recalling Ryoko's bravery just now.

Ryoko looked at Li Pu with some surprise: "Don't you usually play games at your age? Zombie movies, Zombie games, you'll learn just by watching them. I get excited every time."

Sister Chun Li scoffed from the side: "Your movements expend too much energy, relying entirely on adrenaline. If you don't think about techniques, you'll suffer a great loss." Having said that, she took Li Pu's hand again and earnestly said: "The you in the game, no matter how strong, is fake, so don't be greedy and addicted to video games. Exercising your body is the most important."

"? Why does this sound so familiar?" Li Pu couldn't remember which big-nosed celebrity said these words.

"Got it, old auntie~" Ryoko naturally scoffed at Sister Chun Li's advice, quickening her pace to distance herself from the two.

Li Pu deduced from Ryoko's consistent reactions that the Street Fighter game probably didn't exist in this world; otherwise, a person with Ryoko's personality might have directly asked to take a photo with Sister Chun Li.

"Sister Chun Li, do you know someone named Chen Long?" Li Pu asked tentatively.

"Don't know him." Sister Chun Li was furious at Ryoko calling her "old auntie," and responded to Li Pu in annoyance.

Judging by the two women's postures, if they weren't exactly loving each other, they could at least be described as disliking each other immensely.

The atmosphere was Anomaly, and Li Pu didn't dare provoke the two women in such foul moods, so he could only remain silent.

But holding back words was as uncomfortable as holding back urine; one ruined your bladder, the other caused internal injuries.

He was still thinking about increasing Affection Points with the Thick-Legged Goddess Sister Chun Li.

Ryoko took the lead and pushed open the supermarket door, and the three entered.

Li Pu pulled down the supermarket entrance's rolling shutter halfway to prevent Zombies from entering, leaving the other half open for a quick escape if danger arose.

This was a medium-sized department store supermarket. At a glance, the shelves were filled with daily necessities, clothing, snacks, drinks, fresh produce, and so on. The only large items were some small appliances.

The checkout counter was covered in blood, and several shelves were scattered on the ground.

The supermarket's background music was still playing, as if there hadn't been a power outage.

The smell of spoiled fresh produce, plastic, and polystyrene assaulted Li Pu's nostrils.

He distastefully avoided the fresh fruit and vegetable section.

Chun Li went straight to the kitchen and bathroom area to choose weapons, eventually selecting two frying pans, for both offense and defense!

Thus, the Toilet Lid Shield gloriously completed its historical mission.

Li Pu went straight to the beverage and snack area, stuffing bottled water and compressed biscuits into his backpack.

"Who knows how many Zombies are soaking in the city's water plant right now? I don't want to drink Zombie bathwater."

Ryoko, on the other hand, pushed a shopping cart and strolled through the supermarket with a flourish.

Just then, a sound came from the depths of the supermarket's warehouse.

The three of them were stunned and looked towards that direction.

The go-go dancer who had entered the supermarket earlier had turned into a corpse, lying horizontally in front of the supermarket warehouse door.

The three of them came to the dancer's corpse. The air was filled with the stench of incontinence after the woman's death, and the green liquid underfoot squished with each step.

The corpse of a thug lay on the other side, the dancer's mouth containing his Adam's apple. The two seemed to have died together.

And from behind the supermarket warehouse door came a chorus of jeering curses and a woman's wails.

The warehouse door was half-open, with only a small crack, clearly not locked.

Li Pu and the others crept forward to observe the situation inside the warehouse.

They saw four members of a Japanese biker gang, barely human, assaulting a woman, constantly uttering foul language.

"Damn it, five or six people went to grab a bitch, and they all died. What a bunch of trash."

"Hey, but she didn't expect us to be right here in the supermarket."

"One of us was bitten to death by her, and got sick too, what a huge loss."

"Good thing she died, or we would have all gotten sick, hahaha." The thug who had just started "operating" sped up, and the sound of slaps echoed.

The woman's wails sounded again.

"Shut up! Do you still want to see your husband?" the thug said viciously.

The woman's voice sounded intermittently: "Please, don't hurt him, wuwuwu."

"Serve us well, and your husband will be fine, hahahaha."

In the less than five seconds since Li Pu started peeking through the crack in the door, the thug had finished from start to finish.

It breathed a sigh of relief and said with a sinister smile, "Let's start having some fun, let the couple meet, hehehehe."

The woman hurriedly tidied her messy hair, trying to make herself look a little more presentable.

One of the four thugs opened a compartment in the warehouse and led out a Zombie bound by an iron chain.

The sound of the chain echoed in the silent warehouse, and the thug led the Zombie step by step towards the woman with a sinister smile.

"No! What have you done!" The woman looked at her husband, who had turned into a Zombie, and wailed, constantly cursing the thugs.

The thugs all laughed maniacally, like ghosts.

Li Pu had already seen how "vibrant and thriving" this apocalypse was along the way, but he had never seen such human-like Newborns before.

In a flash, Chun Li kicked open the warehouse door and, without saying a word, raised her fists to reason with them!

Chun Li was so angry that she couldn't speak, and Li Pu frowned and immediately cursed in a cold voice, "You beasts!"

[Chun Li Affection Points +2] [Current Affection Points: 44]

She raised her arm: "Don't interfere."

The four thugs were delighted to see a woman, but Chun Li's thick legs instantly made them lose interest. They put down their "toys" and started arguing with Li Pu arrogantly.

Who knew that Chun Li would teleport to them and rain down punches and kicks like raindrops.

She was like a mother leopard torturing its prey, inflicting pain on the thugs while still allowing them some room to fight back, giving them the illusion that they could counterattack.

But in reality, they never touched Chun Li once from beginning to end.

The woman, freed from the thugs' restraints, finally came to her husband's side. She looked at her husband, now a Zombie, with affection, and unlocked the chains on his body: "Dear, wait for me in heaven."

She hugged her husband, closed her eyes, her face full of happiness.

Crimson blood flowed from the warehouse floor...

Running, chasing, Chun Li continued to coldly toy with her prey.

She drove the four thugs to the center of the supermarket.

Chun Li struck a Wing Chun stance, and without turning her head, said to Li Pu behind her, "Watch carefully, learn well, these things can keep you alive."

[Fighter Chun Li has activated Inherited Martial Arts, do you accept?]

"Accept!" Li Pu immediately agreed. No matter what it was, as long as it could improve his ability to protect himself, it would be useful!

At this moment, the background music in the supermarket changed to Drunken Fist, perfectly fitting the scene.

Chun Li moved back and forth between the shelves, throwing rotten eggs, spoiled fruits and vegetables, tables and chairs, as if they were free, at the thugs.

After vividly demonstrating: the N uses of tables and chairs, the magic trick of smashing people with wine bottles, how many steps it takes to put someone in a refrigerator, and the echo of double frying pans, the four thugs had been tortured to the point of broken bones.

"This punishment is still too cheap for them, I'll add something extra later," Li Pu thought to himself.

Item Race Master Chun Li casually took a pack of wet wipes from the shelf, wiped her hands, and gracefully walked out of the chaotic shopping area.

The system's voice came again.

[Inherited Martial Arts complete] [Gained trait: Dragon of the Furniture City] [Current level: Item Race Master (Beginner)]
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