Can you not hit my face?

Half an hour ago.

Lin Mu drove to the foot of Muren Mountain, bringing Fat Tiger and Zhang Hen to the Lost Forest located halfway up the mountain.

After saying "Let's split up and search," he plunged into the dense forest.

"Feng Bingbing broke the rules and tracked me instead, so why are we still looking for her?"

Zhang Hen didn't quite understand.

"Shut up, you're really a stubborn idiot!"

Fat Tiger quickly interrupted him, afraid Brother Mu might hear, and dragged Zhang Hen into the Lost Forest.

"Where did you lose Feng Bingbing just now?"

Fat Tiger asked.

"Fatty, what the hell is going on?"

Zhang Hen still couldn't figure it out.

"Less nonsense, let's find her first. There are venomous snakes in this forest. If Feng Bingbing, a young girl, gets bitten by a snake, it'll be trouble."

Fat Tiger urged him.

Zhang Hen finally led Fat Tiger to the place where he had lost Feng Bingbing, but no one was there anymore.

"Brother Mu, this junior sister is too bold, daring to run around the Lost Forest alone."

Fat Tiger got a headache.

No wonder Brother Mu hadn't asked Zhang Hen where he lost Feng Bingbing earlier. He probably knew her too well, knowing she wouldn't stay put obediently.

"Damn it, we'll have to split up to search."

Fat Tiger and Zhang Hen finally decided to split up to find her.

"Hey, you idiot, remember, if you find her, don't go over first. Notify Brother Mu first, let Brother Mu save her!"

Fat Tiger suddenly warned Zhang Hen.

"You're the idiot!"

Zhang Hen shot back, then impatiently asked:

"If I find her, I'll just bring her out, why wait for Brother Mu?"

"You've dated women before, haven't you? Why are you so stupid!"

"Are you calling me stupid again?"

The two idiots bickered for a while before finally separating to search for her.

Fat Tiger's mouth seemed to have some sort of premonition tonight, as Zhang Hen soon found Feng Bingbing.

At this moment, Feng Bingbing was stumbling through the dense forest.

Zhang Hen followed from a distance and notified Lin Mu and Fat Tiger on WeChat.

Lin Mu sent a message, "Keep an eye on her," and said nothing more.

A few minutes later, Lin Mu arrived, covered in sweat.

Zhang Hen saw that Brother Mu's clothes were torn in several places.

He was surprised. Brother Mu was usually calm no matter how big the gossip was. He had never seen him look so disheveled and anxious as he did now.

Then Fat Tiger arrived. Lin Mu walked towards Feng Bingbing. Just as Zhang Hen was about to follow, Fat Tiger pulled him back.

"What are you going over for?"

Zhang Hen asked strangely, "To help Brother Mu."

"Not going over is helping Brother Mu."

"What the hell do you mean, fatty? I don't understand!"

"Idiot!"

"Are you calling me an idiot again?"

The two idiots were whispering and cursing at each other while Lin Mu slowly walked behind Feng Bingbing.

His shoes made a strange sound as they stepped on the leaves. Feng Bingbing was startled and sat on a large rock, muttering something to herself.

Lin Mu could only hear fragments like "fox spirit," "parents," "first child," and "second child."

He wanted to teach this reckless girl a lesson. He quietly walked behind her and suddenly asked:

"What are you talking about?"

Feng Bingbing jumped up and turned around. Instead of fear on her face, she looked overjoyed:

"Senior? Senior, it's really you! I knew I wasn't mistaken! Ya ha ha ha!"

She laughed like a madwoman, wanting to pounce on him, but stopped at her feet. She cautiously sized Lin Mu up and asked carefully:

"Wait, are you a fox spirit in disguise?"

Lin Mu nodded, "Yes, I am the fox spirit of this forest. I'm going to eat you now."

At this moment, the phone in Lin Mu's pocket rang.

The atmosphere in the forest became a little awkward for a moment.

He helplessly took out his phone. It was a message from Fat Tiger:

"Brother Mu, Ah Hen and I are heading back. We left the car for you."

Lin Mu was speechless. He looked up at Feng Bingbing. As expected, the woman had a sly smile on her face, staring at him with a grin.

"Senior, you said you couldn't sing? Now I've caught you!"

Lin Mu played dumb, "Junior, what are you talking about?"

"You're still pretending!"

Feng Bingbing suddenly grabbed Lin Mu's arm, as if afraid he would run away.

"I saw that person opposite Jiangrong Satellite TV, and that was you, wasn't it? And the man who helped me chase away that pervert and brought me here, he must be someone you know too, right?"

Lin Mu's mouth twitched slightly. He insisted:

"I don't understand what you're saying. What are you doing here so late? I'll take you out."

Seeing that Feng Bingbing was trembling slightly, he took off his jacket and draped it over her before turning to walk forward.

After taking two steps, he looked back and saw Feng Bingbing hadn't moved. He urged, "Let's go!"

Feng Bingbing said pitifully, "Senior, I fell just now. I sprained my ankle."

Lin Mu looked her up and down. "Sprained your ass! You just jumped so high a moment ago!"

Feng Bingbing hopped on both feet. "I did sprain it, I did!"

Lin Mu ignored her and turned to leave.

"Ouch!"

A scream came from behind him. Lin Mu turned back helplessly, his pupils contracting. He quickly ran over to help Feng Bingbing, who had genuinely fallen.

"Are you an idiot? You're jumping around in the dark like this?"

Feng Bingbing sat on the ground, her legs spread in a split. She rubbed her knee and looked up at Lin Mu, her eyes welling up with tears.

"Senior, it hurts so much."

Lin Mu squatted down to examine her knee. It was covered in black mud, and he couldn't tell how badly it was injured.

Lin Mu gently pressed down.

"Ah! It hurts!"

Feng Bingbing's voice was laced with a sob.

Lin Mu immediately stopped what he was doing, carefully helped her up, and asked:

"Can you walk?"

Feng Bingbing lifted her injured right knee and shook her head aggrievedly.

"Women are so troublesome!"

Lin Mu sighed and crouched down with his back to Feng Bingbing.

"Get on!"

"Okay."

Yes!

Before she climbed onto Lin Mu's back, Feng Bingbing's pitifully wronged expression vanished instantly. Her eyes were full of cunning, and she even made a victory sign with her fingers.

As the girl settled onto his back, Lin Mu suddenly felt...

A demon!

His heart skipped a beat. He shook his head, trying not to think too much, and walked towards the edge of the dense forest.

After walking for a while, Lin Mu suddenly stopped and turned back.

"That's not right. In college, you fell and scraped your knee during the sports meet, but you ran the 5,000 meters without a sound. How could you..."

You're clearly not that kind of delicate girl!

Lin Mu realized.

This woman was faking it just now. She wasn't injured at all!

"You're carrying me anyway, so I'm not getting down!"

Feng Bingbing quickly wrapped her arms around Lin Mu's neck and squeezed his waist with her legs, acting like she wouldn't get off.

"Go easy, you're going to strangle me!"

"Then promise to carry me out!"

Lin Mu had no choice but to agree. He continued walking with the little demon on his back, feeling dejected.

"Damn it, I've been tricked."

"Senior, don't be so rude when you speak."

"This is just how I am. If you don't like it, leave!"

"Oh."

"What do you mean 'oh'? Are you trying to play the victim?"

"Oh."

"Say 'oh' again and I'll hit you!"

"Oh, just don't hit my face, okay?"

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Thanks to book friends Liaowuhen5567 and Yougepengyou, Dajia, and Da for the 500-point reward.