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"I'm telling you, Madara had a bad habit. If anyone stood behind him, he couldn't even pee."
"He wasn't as good at skipping stones as I was."
"His smile was terrifying too. He scared the children in the village into tears."
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"Hahahaha."
The First Hokage seemed not to have talked about Uchiha Madara with anyone for a long time, and he became increasingly talkative.
He poured out all the stories from his childhood with Uchiha Madara, while Uchiha Nan listened beside him with great interest.
The story shown in the anime had only been the tip of the iceberg of their legendary lives. Hearing it told by the man himself was far more interesting.
Uchiha Nan also learned some little-known stories about Uchiha Madara.
For example, when they went to a restaurant together, both assumed the other would pay and neither brought money. The owner caught them, thought they were trying to dine and dash, and made them wash dishes in the restaurant for an entire day to repay the debt.
And Uchiha Madara had actually had a first love.
That was huge news. Eager for gossip about someone like Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Nan leaned close to Hashirama Senju and urged him to tell him more.
Just what family's daughter had made Lord Madara's heart stir?
Hashirama Senju did not know either. He only knew that Madara had secretly told him one day that he was going to confess, then mocked Hashirama Senju for being single and destined to die alone.
The outcome was naturally easy to imagine. The girl told Uchiha Madara that she only saw him as an older brother, and that his confession had troubled her greatly.
"Madara was depressed for quite a while after his confession failed. I was the one who helped him