God Buggy

The days at sea are long and boring, and you can't always be training. Life needs a balance. Originally, the system store sold Make-Out Paradise personally written by Jiraiya.

Jiraiya's writing skills are beyond words. He risked his life to gather material from many places, pouring his heart and soul into his work. It's a best-selling 18+ book that swept the ninja world, profound and satisfying. The Leaf Village perverts all say it's good, but they have to go looking for tissues while reading...

Ahem, young people, being exposed to the wind and sun at sea, it's inevitable they get a little excited, just wiping away a nosebleed.

So, he usually doesn't read this book; he can't handle it.

The novels on the pirate side... just for fun, like Second Generation Pirate King, Overbearing Pirate Falls in Love with Me, XX-XX, the Future Pirate King... nine out of ten are about pirates, and the other one is about the Revolutionary Army...

The Marines are crying in the toilet. Unexpectedly, these are bestsellers in this world. Reading them makes people's blood boil, wishing they could set sail immediately to become pirates, cut Whitebeard down, take Kaido as a lackey, make Big Mom a maid, and Red-Haired doesn't even bother showing face, just wholeheartedly being a pirate...

They can't ban this stuff even if they try. The Marines finally gave up on treatment and let it develop as it would.

It's not very clear about manga.

With a novel covering his face, he lay on a deck chair, fast asleep. He was currently enjoying his vacation in a village with beautiful scenery.

The local customs here were simple and honest, and the way people treated each other was excellent, if you ignored the screams that had just sounded.

"Pirates! Pirates are here!"

"Everyone, hurry inside and hide!"

So, is there really no vacation in the pirate world?

Taking the novel off his face, he sighed slightly. The village didn't have much combat power, and the people who came weren't people they could deal with.

Although those pirates couldn't be said to be ferocious, everyone's clothing was very strange. Rather than pirates, they looked more like a circus.

Those pirates either wore heavy makeup or dressed strangely. Even the skull on the pirate flag had a clown's red nose, inexplicably giving off a sense of joy.

But they were still pirates!

The one leading the team was a big shot who looked very much like a clown, with a captain's hat on his head, red lipstick of an unknown shade, a rather comical red nose, a red striped leotard, loose pants, a red cloak with fluff, a throwing knife between his fingers, laughing wildly: "Men, rob! All the treasures here are ours! Hahaha, rob!"

Clown Buggy, an apprentice crew member on Roger's ship, friends with Red-Haired Shanks, ate the Paramecia-type Chop-Chop Fruit, became a Chop-Chop Man, able to ignore slashes.

A man whose name and body can be combined at will.

The captain of the Buggy Pirates, the owner of Conqueror's Haki luck, stubbornly confronted the Four Emperors Whitebeard, the world's number one swordsman can't do anything to him, he doesn't give face to the Face Man who ate the Face-Face Fruit, and almost took the life of the future Pirate King.

Buggy, forever a god!

This god-like man laughed wildly, taking his men to experience life in the East Blue. As the saying goes, the lesser hermit hides in the wilderness, the middle hermit hides in the city, and the great hermit hides in the court. This man has already achieved the great hermit, a big shot mixed in with a group of weaklings and doing the work of weaklings.

Such unfathomable scheming is frightening, making people gasp and exclaim how terrifying it is.

Today, there is one person who, at the risk of death, dares to challenge the gods!

With just one look, all the pirates who broke into the village were knocked out by Rodney, all lying on the ground, either groaning and unable to get up, or directly unconscious.

Since being knocked down by Garp's punch, Rodney hadn't been injured much. It could only be said that Garp's punch was really ruthless, and it still ached faintly when he thought about it, his head hurt.

Ninjas are all squishy. It's okay if they're not injured, but once they're injured, they easily fall into a disadvantage. It's really hard for a glass cannon to fight a group of warriors and tanks.

"Who is it? How dare you hit my great pirate Buggy's men? Don't you know my great Buggy's name?" Buggy asked, holding a throwing knife in his hand, in a posture that he thought was majestic.

Rodney looked him up and down and found... he was so weak!

It could only be said that he lived up to being Buggy? This ability to hide his strength was actually so strong. Red-Haired Shanks, an apprentice crew member of the Pirate King, could get to the position of Four Emperors. There was no reason why Buggy couldn't, so this guy might be hiding his strength!

Thinking that, he came in front of Buggy with a whoosh!

Soru!

The cold blade of the daylight slashed down, cutting Buggy in half, but not a single drop of blood flowed out, and no muscle structure could be seen. It was just a red mass, which looked a bit disgusting. It could only be said that anime and reality were different.

Continuous sword swings!

Dance of the Camellia!

Swish swish swish swish!

Buggy was cut into pieces of minced meat without any resistance, floating in the air. His crew members weren't surprised at all, but instead had a strange smile on their faces, because they were used to it. This was their captain Buggy's kindness to the challenger, and also an impromptu performance.

Rodney retreated, and the meat pieces conveyed Buggy's laughter: "Hahaha, I'm immortal. Buggy will never be killed. Your attack is ineffective against me!"

The meat pieces reassembled into Buggy's appearance, along with the clothes on his body, which also recovered. It was a strange ability.

"..."

Rodney's very calm appearance made Buggy feel puzzled. Shouldn't he be shocked or directly scared to cry at this time?

Why didn't he even react?

This made him very embarrassed.

"Oh, a Devil Fruit."

"Why can you accept it so calmly?!" Devil Fruit users in the East Blue are rare, only a handful. You're not surprised to see this kind of ability?

"What's so surprising about this? Don't mention you, I wouldn't be surprised even if the Face Man appeared in front of me."

"What the hell is the Face Man? The Face-Face Fruit?"

"Of course, whoever eats the Face-Face Fruit, everyone has to give him face!" Rodney said confidently.

"Hmph, you probably won't see it in this lifetime, because you will be killed here by Buggy! Prepare yourself to die!! Mohji!"

With a lion's roar, a purple-maned lion walked over, a stuffed doll head on its back, and the beast tamer Mohji, wearing a white furry vest, sat on it.

"Go! Richie, eat him!" Beast Tamer Mohji whipped the lion Richie with a small whip.

The lion Richie, with red eyes, let out a hungry roar and charged towards Rodney.

Bang, bang!

After two punches, the man and beast each sported a large bump, and both fell to the ground, unable to get up.

"Alright, who's next?"

Rodney smiled, not even interested in drawing his sword. How should he put it? This group was really weak.

Slowly walking towards Buggy, Buggy shouted, "Don't come over here!"

"Whoa!"

His foot slipped, and he almost fell. What the hell? There wasn't a stone there just now, was there?

The ground was also very flat. Was this… a flat-ground fall?

No way, that's embarrassing.

"Good opportunity! Chop-Chop Cannon!"

A hand holding a throwing knife suddenly detached from his arm and shot towards Rodney at an extremely fast speed. But Rodney dodged it by tilting his head, grabbed the hand, and stepped on it.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch! Kid! Let go of my hand!" The pain from the separated body parts could still be felt, and Buggy cried out in pain.

How could this kid's reaction speed be so fast?

"Ah! Kid, why are you using so much force?!"

Rodney used his foot to press Buggy's hand into the dirt, making him feel the pain!

"Damn brat, Chop-Chop Pancake!"

His lower and upper body separated and began to spin at high speed, flying like a throwing knife.

"I'll hit you~"

"Ahhh--"

Excruciating pain came, and Buggy's upper body, floating in the air, uncontrollably fell to the ground. Looking over at Rodney's side...

Buggy's lower body floated in the air in a strange posture, his legs twitching, while one of Rodney's feet hit Buggy's fatal spot.

Fatal Chicken Kick!

To pull off this strike, Rodney had specifically activated the Sharingan.

"Captain!"

"Captain Buggy!"

"Captain Buggy, please hold on!"

Encouraged by his crew, Buggy overcame the pain and floated up unsteadily, angrily saying, "Kid, I will definitely kill you and throw you into the sea to feed the fish! Don't kick, don't kick! Yamero! Ah!"

Another kick, and the great Buggy fell to the ground, unable to get up.