Evolution Paradise: Are You the Calamity?
Chapter 779

Ye Tiandi: No, Bro, Is This Right?!

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The young Wushi, at the Quasi-Emperor Ninth Heaven, had his dark history known throughout the universe. All living beings erupted in uproar.

"Phew..."

Wushi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He viciously glared at the Innate Evil Big Black Dog, his casserole-sized fists clenched so tightly that they crackled.

"Stone Emperor! Good! Very good! You're dead! You're dead! No one can save you now!"

Wushi had originally planned to use Stone Emperor to practice a little. Who could have expected Stone Emperor's heaven-defying statement to make Wushi die of embarrassment on the spot?

Just imagine what things would be like in the future.

Wushi: I am the Supreme Ultimate!

Others: You said when you were little that you wanted to be the Big Black Dog's human pet.

Wushi: I am a powerful immortal cultivator!

Others: You said when you were little that you wanted to be the Big Black Dog's human pet.

Wushi: I am an Immortal Emperor!

Others: You said when you were little that you wanted to be the Big Black Dog's human pet.

It was fine if the embarrassing incidents from one's childhood remained hidden. Once exposed, they would follow one for life.

The human-pet incident had permanently nailed Wushi near the top of the list of jokes. Its sheer absurdity was even more outrageous than "Mythical Da Luo T1 · Jade Emperor Celestial Venerable" being told "You've been beaten by a monkey" in the "Journey to the West Project Group."

After all, the actual situation in the "Journey to the West Project Group" was that "Mythical Da Luo T4 · Sun Wukong" had been stopped by "Security Guard · King Lingguan" at the entrance to the Hall of Cosmic Harmony.

"You've been beaten by a monkey" was actually a joke created by

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