Who the Hell Closed the Window!

Familiar with the route.

Xiao Lang arrived outside Xiao Xun'er's window.

"Hm?"

Xiao Lang tried to open the window, but found he couldn't pull it open no matter how hard he tried.

Damn it!

Who the hell closed the window!

This isn't how the script goes!

Xiao Yan didn't close his window for three years, and I close it after just one day?

Could it be that Xiao Xun'er knew I was coming yesterday?

And she didn't want me to... uh, help her temper her body?

Xiao Lang felt dejected. After all, if he forced his way in, Xiao Xun'er wouldn't even believe he was pretending to sleep.

Forget it. He'd come back tomorrow to see if the window was still closed.

"Hmph, Brother Xiao Lang, why aren't you going to toast that woman, why are you coming to my room?"

Just as Xiao Lang was about to leave, Xiao Xun'er's voice suddenly came from inside the room.

Hearing this, Xiao Lang immediately understood what was happening.

It seemed Xiao Xun'er had overheard him teasing Yun Yun today.

She was jealous!

This little brat, she's only a few years old and already knows how to be jealous. What a jealous person she is.

Xiao Lang chuckled inwardly.

But thankfully, the little girl didn't hate him enough to close the window. Otherwise, it would have been difficult for him.

After all, if a woman isn't interested in you, no amount of effort will win her over.

But if she is interested, all you have to do is say a word, and she'll obediently listen to you.

Before that, you have to appease her.

Women are emotional. Only when she's happy can you proceed to the next step.

Some people might be too proud to hear a few words from a woman that aren't entirely sincere and get angry, unwilling to back down because of their pride.

But which is more important: pride or getting to eat?

That depends on personal choice.

Anyway, Xiao Lang felt that if he could "eat," why bother with pride? Besides, how much was pride worth?

It wasn't even worth as much as the money to buy toilet paper.

He never denied being lustful, nor did he claim to be a gentleman.

"Sigh, I didn't expect that just by saying some things that the Misty Cloud Sect leader disliked, in order to stay by Sister Xun'er's side, I'd end up backfiring and making Sister Xun'er misunderstand."

Xiao Lang immediately used the God-Tier Disguise Technique, controlling his expression, emotions, and even his voice to be better than any award-winning actor. He said, "But it's okay. As long as I can stay by the Xiao family's side and see Sister Xun'er grow up healthy and happy, I'll be content."

"Alright, Xun'er, I'm leaving. Tomorrow, I'll ask Xiao Yan to help you nourish your body. Girls' bodies are weaker when they're young, and it's the season of summer turning into autumn now, with significant temperature changes. Be careful not to catch a cold."

As he spoke, Xiao Lang turned to leave.

While walking, he silently counted in his heart: "Three, two, one."

Click!

The door opened.

Xiao Xun'er's eyes were red, and she looked at Xiao Lang with guilt.

"Brother Xiao Lang, I'm sorry. I misunderstood you. Come in quickly, or it won't be good if someone sees us."

"It's alright. It's I who made Sister Xun'er feel wronged." Xiao Lang turned back and smiled apologetically. The young man in white under the moonlight looked indifferent and elegant, but his seemingly smiling yet actually lost and self-reproaching expression was truly heartbreaking.

If this were the present day, countless understanding older sisters would surely guide him to avoid decades of detours.

Similarly, one couldn't help but wonder how many young girls would fall for this boy once he grew up.

"Brother Xiao Lang..."

Seeing Xiao Lang like this, Xiao Xun'er's heart was touched. Although she was still young, she was much more sensible than her peers.

The guilt on her face deepened.

"It's okay, Sister Xun'er. As long as Sister Xun'er continues to misunderstand me, I'll be happy." Xiao Lang walked over, ruffled Xiao Xun'er's little head, and said gently.

"Brother Xiao Lang, hurry and come in."

A blush immediately appeared on Xiao Xun'er's fair little face. She lowered her head and said shyly.

"Mhm, it's getting late now. I'll help Sister Xun'er nourish her body, and then we'll go to sleep early."

Seeing Xiao Xun'er like this, Xiao Lang knew he had her completely under his control. After all, he was much older than her in real life.

Soon, Xiao Lang finished warming and nourishing Xiao Xun'er's body. However, he found that he didn't feel dizzy or weak.

"That's not right. When I was at the third stage of Dou Disciple before, I felt weak after finishing one round," Xiao Lang frowned as he returned the way he came, unable to figure it out.

Xiao Xun'er also frowned, looking at Xiao Lang's retreating back as she murmured, "Brother Xiao Lang's Dou Qi seems much thicker than ordinary people's. Could he have cultivated some high-level Dou Qi technique?"

The next day.

"Third Young Master, Fourth Young Master, good day."

Early in the morning, after Xiao Lang sent off Xiao Ding and Xiao Li, he took Xiao Yan, who had been cultivating all night, for a walk around the Xiao family. To his surprise, no system choices were triggered.

Ever since Xiao Lang became a Dou Practitioner overnight yesterday, no one dared to act arrogant in front of him.

Everyone was extremely respectful.

Even those who had mocked Xiao Lang before, from the Great Elder's faction, now avoided him from afar, giving him no opportunity to pick a fight.

"Mm."

Xiao Lang nodded dejectedly, not happy at all.

"Is Heaven trying to destroy me, Big Lang?"

Xiao Lang was filled with melancholy, thinking to himself like a walking corpse.

"Brother, we've been walking all day, what exactly are you trying to do? Are you looking for something?"

Xiao Yan really couldn't stand his third brother anymore. If his third brother hadn't treated him so well usually, he would have quit long ago.

He hadn't cultivated for a whole day, and he felt uncomfortable all over!

"It's nothing. I've delayed your cultivation today. Take this bottle of Foundation Building Spirit Liquid, which can speed up Dou Qi cultivation, and go cultivate."

Xiao Lang looked dejected. After all, if the choices were this hard to trigger, he would have to rely on Xiao Yan in the future.

"Foundation Building Spirit Liquid? It can speed up Dou Qi cultivation?" Xiao Yan looked at his third brother in surprise, as he had never heard of it.

"Mm-hmm, if it's not enough, I have more. Just ask me," Xiao Lang said generously, then told Xiao Yan how to use the Foundation Building Spirit Liquid.

"Third Brother, you should use this yourself. My cultivation speed is already very fast," Xiao Yan said, pushing it away. "I don't need this."

That's what he said, but who wouldn't want to cultivate faster?

However, some things couldn't be measured by such means.

"Brother naturally has more, but I was afraid you'd become too reliant on it and waste your talent, so I'm only giving you one bottle a day," Xiao Lang said, knowing what Xiao Yan was thinking, with a look of relief.

"In that case, I'll accept it. Thank you, Third Brother!" Xiao Yan no longer refused, saying excitedly, "This way, I can catch up to Third Brother even faster."

Evening.

After using the Foundation Building Spirit Liquid, Xiao Yan immediately felt his cultivation speed increasing rapidly. At this moment, he understood why his third brother had improved so quickly.

After all, if he had it every day, he could have broken through to Dou Practitioner at the age of eight!

"Achoo!"

Xiao Lang suddenly sneezed and lay on the bed with a worried expression.

Having gained nothing all day, he felt extremely miserable.

"Damn it, I don't believe I can't trigger a system choice in a year!" Xiao Lang suddenly sat up, cheering himself on.

And so, another eight years passed in the blink of an eye.

It was time for the family test again.