"This even triggers a choice, System, you really... understand me so well."
Xiao Lang rubbed his hands together excitedly.
"Choice One: You decide to turn a blind eye, see no evil, and forever shed the title of pervert, becoming a proper person who doesn't write diaries! Mission complete reward: Level +1! Yellow Tier High-grade Dou Skill [Evil Warding Swordplay]!"
"Choice Two: You decide that when Xiao Yan enters the back mountain hot spring, you'll directly scold him for being a pervert, then teach him a lesson and gain Xiao Yu's favor! Mission complete reward: Level +1! 'Old Schemer' title! (Equipping the 'Old Schemer' title will gradually make you more twisted.)"
"Choice Three: As the Demon Brother Who Dotes on Younger Brother, how can you bear to see your younger brother misunderstood? Chased by Xiao Yu? You decide to bear all this karmic debt for your brother, stall Xiao Yan, and go yourself! Mission complete reward: Level +1! Profound Tier High-grade Dou Skill [Leap Slash]!"
"Finally, an option that suits my taste." Xiao Lang put away his Thumping Stick, a look of 'it's good you know what's good for you' on his face as he spoke to the system.
Look at what the first two options are.
Even a dog wouldn't choose them!
Who the hell wants to be a proper person?
Who are you insulting?
Are there any proper people in this world?
Aren't they all faking it?
Privately, they're far more unbearable.
What's wrong with me being a scumbag and a pervert?
I don't cheat people out of money or sex, it's just that you can't accept my broad love, so it only leads to breakups.
Of course, Xiao Lang knew his views were wrong, but when he was devoted, he was treated like a fish, like an Honest Person?
Perhaps only when he meets true love will he stop.
Everything he's doing now is just revenge, or perhaps a way to vent his dissatisfaction. Maybe one day he'll have a change of heart and turn over a new leaf.
But then again, maybe he'll continue to sink, going further and further down the path of a scumbag.
And that [Evil Warding Swordplay] is just outrageous!
Not only do I have to be a proper person, but I also have to castrate myself?
Are you implying that being a proper person is worse than castration?
As for Choice Two, he directly took out his Thumping Stick, wanting to call the system out for a one-on-one fight.
What do you mean?
Am I not insidious enough now?
Or am I not twisted enough?
When the system heard this, its intestines turned green with regret. How did it find such a mentally ill host?
But it was already bound...
Only when he saw Choice Three did Xiao Lang nod in satisfaction and put away his Thumping Stick.
This is the kind of multiple-choice question a system should give!
As an older brother, how could I stand by and watch my younger brother fall into a den of sin?
Let this older brother bear it all!
Xiao Lang had a look of tragic determination, as if he would never return, completely moved by himself.
As for the Profound Tier High-grade Dou Skill [Leap Slash], Xiao Lang didn't care at all.
With light... no, heavy steps, Xiao Lang walked towards Xiao Yan's room, because he had to find a way to stop Xiao Yan from going to the back mountain.
Along the way, Xiao Lang checked the effects of the Invisibility Pill and the Nine-star Dou Venerate Pill.
Invisibility Pill: Can make the user invisible for thirty seconds. No one can see through it unless they use offensive means.
Nine-star Dou Venerate Pill: Can instantly grant the host the strength of a Nine-star Dou Venerate for ten minutes, with no side effects.
"Third Brother, why are you here? I was just thinking of coming to your place to have some soup, and then I wanted to go to the back mountain to cultivate."
As soon as Xiao Lang entered Xiao Yan's courtyard, he saw Xiao Yan coming out of his room. The latter looked at Xiao Lang with surprise and asked.
"Oh right, Third Brother, I found a hot spring in the back mountain. It's late autumn and the weather is getting cooler. After we finish the chicken soup, how about we go for a soak?" Before Xiao Lang could reply, Xiao Yan leaned in, winking and saying.
As he spoke, Xiao Yan felt that the atmosphere was wrong. He looked up and saw his Third Brother looking at him with a serious expression. His body immediately stiffened, and he took a step back in fear, as this was the first time he had seen his Third Brother with such an expression.
It was too terrifying, as if the sky had become even more gloomy.
"You think your talent is so good that you don't need to cultivate anymore? And you want to go to a hot spring? Do you even qualify to go to a hot spring? You've been stuck as a Three-star Dou Practitioner for a year, and there's no sign of any breakthrough. I think you've been too relaxed lately."
Xiao Lang said with a stern face: "Third Brother, I don't have cultivation talent, I can only rely on enlightenment. These are uncertain factors. I might never have another enlightenment, or I might even enlighten incorrectly and my cultivation might regress. At that time, this family will still depend on you to support it, do you understand, little brother?"
"Although as your older brother, I shouldn't say this and put too much pressure on you, Third Brother hopes you can continue to work hard and be motivated like before. Can you do it?"
"I'm sorry, Third Brother, I will continue to work hard!"
Looking at his Third Brother's expression, which was both disappointed and reluctant to scold him, with a mix of self-blame and helplessness, Xiao Yan immediately lowered his head, realizing he had made a mistake.
Seeing this, Xiao Lang reached out and patted Xiao Yan's shoulder, saying: "Let's go to Third Brother's courtyard. Third Brother will make you soup and stir-fry. But after you eat, you need to cultivate properly, understand?"
"Okay, Third Brother!"
Xiao Yan nodded heavily. Although he had the soul of an adult, in front of his Third Brother, he always felt like a younger brother.
Soon.
Xiao Yan finished eating and drinking his fill and prepared to return to his room to cultivate.
"Wear this ring well. It was left to you by Mom before she died. You must take good care of it." Xiao Lang took out the ring and handed it to him as Xiao Yan was about to leave.
As he spoke, a look of remembrance appeared in Xiao Lang's eyes, and his mood turned low. This was because the mother of his current life had doted on him immensely.
It was a pity that he was too young, and the system hadn't awakened yet, so he couldn't save his mother.
This was a pain that had haunted him for his entire life since he transmigrated.
"I know, Third Brother! I will definitely protect this ring left by Mom."
Xiao Yan nodded heavily, knowing that his mother had died in childbirth because of him. However, his Third Brother didn't seem to blame him; instead, he had placed his feelings for his mother onto him.
This was probably why his Third Brother cared so much about him.
Watching Xiao Yan walk away, Xiao Lang's expression immediately changed. If Xiao Yan were there, he would surely exclaim that this was a perfect imitation of the "funny" sideways glance.
"Little slut... little flying stick, here I come."
Xiao Lang rubbed his hands and excitedly flew towards the back mountain.
"Brother Xiao Lang..."
As soon as Xiao Lang left, Xiao Xun'er walked in. She noticed that Xiao Lang wasn't in the room but had gone to the back mountain, and she couldn't help but frown.
It seemed that after choosing a Cultivation Method earlier, Xiao Yu had also gone to the back mountain.
Could it be...?
Thinking this, Xiao Xun'er immediately lifted her skirt and dashed towards the back mountain.
If her thoughts were true, then she would... she would...
She thought for a long time, but Xiao Xun'er didn't know what to do. She only felt so wronged that she was about to cry.
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