Chat Group: The Erudition Emanator Wants to Trailblaze the Myriad Realms
Chapter 10

Abstract Lottery Function

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Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "The Fellow Villager's genius is plain for all to see, so everyone, stop flattering him. Does anyone want to be the first to eat crab?"

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "The first person to draw might even get a boost from fate, you know?"

Luo Qianqiu had no interest in being first. As the Group Leader, she enjoyed all sorts of invisible privileges in the Chat Group.

For instance, when it came to the lottery, she naturally received a certain boost in luck.

Star Sea Traveler: "Then it has to be me! Let this Traveler who has opened chests all across Teyvat demonstrate the proper stance for opening boxes!"

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "One Flower, One World; Three Thousand Worlds, Infinite and Boundless. Under such circumstances, getting something good should be quite difficult, shouldn't it?"

Ning Qingyu was mature and steady by nature, and after witnessing Mount Hua Sect's tragic future, his state of mind had risen to another level. He appeared exceptionally calm.

Pioneering Wisdom: "Items from other worlds should hold considerable research value."

Hermes's gaze was calm. A single Devil Fruit had already given him quite a bit of inspiration, and he eagerly anticipated the collision of ideas brought about by the different things found across the Heavens and Myriad Worlds.

Meanwhile, on the Teyvat Continent, Traveler Lumine stared at the Sweet Flower Brewed Chicken in her hand with a twitching expression.

Then she glanced at the Chat Group's description.

[Teyvat Descender—Lumine, breakfast on a certain day for her and her best partner Paimon. This Sweet Flower Brewed Chicken bears bite marks from both Lumine and Paimon.] [Note: One day, after Lumine and Paimon each took a bite of this chicken, it mysteriously vanished before their eyes. How the chicken disappeared remains an unsolved mystery to this day.] [Note: As a testament to the friendship between Descender Lumine and her best partner, this chicken possesses extremely high commemorative value!]

Commemorative value, my ass!

If she wanted to, she could have a brand-new Commemorative Chicken every day—and it would even be freshly made!

And besides?

So that was why that chicken had vanished from right in front of her back then?

Turns out her present self had drawn it from the lottery?

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "@Star Sea Traveler, @Mount Hua Sect Leader, @Most Heinous Criminal in History, didn't you all draw already?"

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "Send the lottery screenshots already?"

Paper Angel: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Pioneering Wisdom: "I think you're right."

Otherwise, Lumine would have been the first to jump out and prove that she was blessed with European luck.

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "I don't even know how to describe this thing's value. See for yourselves."

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "Image"

[Martial Arts Manual: Bixie Sword Manual] [With a light pat, you can experience the exhilarating feeling of Painless Chicken Cutting and learning superior martial arts. Enter the basics in one day, become first-rate in one month, and after one year, you will become one of the top experts in your world.]

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "Is my Mount Hua Sect really so fated with this secret manual?!"

He could have accepted even an ordinary Golden Bell Shield and Iron Cloth Shirt. Why did he have to draw this thing from the Heavens and Myriad Worlds?

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "Pfft, hahahahaha! Mount Hua Sect Leader and the Bixie Sword Manual? What an unexpectedly fitting combination!"

Pioneering Wisdom: "Though it is somewhat unexpected, this only proves the ill-fated bond between Mount Hua Sect and the Bixie Sword Manual."

Pioneering Wisdom: "Still, it is said to contain profound martial principles concerning the transformation and generation of Heavenly Beings. If used merely for reference, it should still be quite valuable."

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "...That makes a lot of sense, but I'll still put it in the deepest part of the warehouse. At the very least, I don't want to see it for the next few years."

Sinnoh Champion: "I wonder how effective cultivating martial arts manuals would be in my world? Hmm? I remember some Pokémon seem to be genderless?"

Cynthia's mind flashed with an idea as she read the Bixie Sword Manual's description.

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "Lumine, Dragon, what about you? Did you get anything?"

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "Although Sect Leader Ning's draw is rather delicate, its value isn't actually low if judged on its own merits."

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "Though I hate to admit it, I think even drawing a Grand Ancestor's Long Fist would have been better than this."

Star Sea Traveler: "Um... this really isn't easy to say..."

Most Heinous Criminal in History: "..."

Pioneering Wisdom: "You actually hesitated? You think what you drew can compare with the Bixie Sword Manual?"

Divine Chef: "Now this really makes me curious."

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "@Star Sea Traveler, @Most Heinous Criminal in History, I've even shown my Bixie Sword Manual. Don't tell me you two don't dare post yours?"

Most Heinous Criminal in History: "That... isn't the case."

Most Heinous Criminal in History: "Image"

[Item: Devil Fruit Type Form] [Note: A classic Zoan Type Devil Fruit. If you eat it and train hard, becoming a school-level officer at Marine Headquarters will not be difficult. The question is, can you endure the periodic surges of [mating] urges?]

No one knew just how twisted the tattoo on Dragon's face had become after he drew this thing.

If his Revolutionary Army members ate this thing, wouldn't the entire Revolutionary Army become famous across the world from a different angle?

Hermes fell silent as he looked at the picture Dragon had sent.

Why did he feel like the Chat Group's whole vibe had somehow gone off the rails?

And that wasn't the end of it.

Soon, Lumine sent a picture as well.

[Sweet Flower Brewed Chicken]

Good heavens, she could even snatch things from her past self?

Still, in a sense, the token of friendship between Lumine, a Descender, and Paimon, whose origins were shrouded in mystery, was indeed quite valuable.

In worlds that placed great importance on Mystery Value, this thing might even become a priceless treasure.

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "...Could it be that today just isn't the right time for a draw?"

Pioneering Wisdom: "..."

Pioneering Wisdom: "Doesn't drawing only come down to the Luck Spectrum? What does that have to do with timing?"

Multi-Fandom Great Female Protagonist: "Want to do it together, then?"

Pioneering Wisdom: "Together it is. Drawing is just a matter of probability. Since three people have already hit rock bottom, logically, the odds of getting something good should be relatively high now."

Star Sea Traveler: "..."

Most Heinous Criminal in History: "..."

Mount Hua Sect Leader: "..."

Was that how probability worked?

Seriously, from a probabilistic standpoint, even if three Unlucky Persons were drawn from an infinitely large prize pool, it wouldn't raise your chances of getting something good by even a single percentage point!

Hermes opened the draw function and tapped it without hesitation.

Though he had never studied luck, based on his past practical assessments, his luck should have been above average.

"Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained Digi-Egg: BlackAgumon."

"Hm?"

The moment Hermes saw what he had drawn, his eyes lit up.

Simply looking at the egg seemed to unleash countless bursts of Spiritual Perception.

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