"Clean up this area! Put the tables over here; just make some simple ones out of paper!"
"And over here... clean it up! It has to convey the grandeur of a multinational corporation. Remember, we're a major company that has worked with the Five Great Nations of the Ninja World."
"Hang the banner at the entrance! Konan, use your waterproof paper! Remember to apply what you've learned! Let ninjutsu be used in every aspect of daily life!"
"Applying ninjutsu! Applying ninjutsu! It means using ninjutsu methods to solve practical problems!"
"Question: Your companion has been injured, and blood is gushing out like a fountain. You are about to give your companion a transfusion, but meanwhile, the enemy is on the other side stabbing your companion and draining their blood. If it takes you ten minutes to finish the transfusion alone, while it takes the enemy fifteen minutes to drain all their blood alone, how long will it take for your companion to escape danger if you both begin at the same time?"
"..."
Yahiko, who was hanging the banner at the entrance, immediately twitched at the corner of his mouth. Lowering his voice, he said to Nagato, who was helping below, "Actually, I've wanted to say this for a long time... Why transfuse blood while the enemy is letting it out? Can't you kill the enemy first, then save your companion?"
And was giving blood really that simple?!
Come to think of it, there were plenty of bizarre questions like this at school. For example, someone threw a kunai at a ninja from eight hundred li away. Given that the kunai flew at an initial speed of 40 m/s and had an acceleration of 4 m/s², how long would it take for the kunai to hit the enemy?
What the