What are these things?
Is there anyone so ungrateful as you?
Is there any story that he and Hiruzen have to tell?!
This is a rumor!
Spreading rumors~!
Although the content of the article does not clearly indicate that he has any necessary relationship with Hiruzen, the entire article talks about... Hiruzen's indulgence and concern for him.
For example, after being captured three times, Hiruzen never gave up on him. After Nine-Tails Rebellion, he only criticized him, and even hurt Uchiha Clan Rebellion... This is a bit heck!
Uchiha Clan Rebellion What does it have to do with him?
It wasn't him who forced Uchiha Clan to donate naked!
He was just checking the fire department. What harm did he do?
Even he Shimura Danzō is also a victim!
There is also Three Great Ninja Villages's intimidation not long ago, and Hiruzen's strong guarantee of people.
joke!
That's because he is Konoha Darkness of Ninjutsu!
The village can't live without him!
Although all this sounds normal, and it just reflects the strong friendship of Konoha, but under the hands of BBC Daily's unscrupulous reporters!
The ambiguity and vagueness with a hint of ambiguity in the writing suddenly made this article look weird!
It even feels like... it does smell like that!
Moral turpitude?
The distortion of human nature?
He is simply... not a human being~!
"Black! You will kill me for this!"
"Master Danzo, Master Danzo! Lord Hokage fainted!"
"Fainted? Hiruzen This guy's mentality is getting worse and worse! Although I am angry, I will not faint!"
"Anbu Ninja said, I hope Master Danzo will go to the medical department!"
"Is he going to die?"
"???"
"I'm asking if Hiruzen is going to die?"
"... No!"
"Then what do you want me to do? Don't you know I'm busy right now?"
"That's due to various reasons... Mrs. Third Hokage is in the medical department now. Lord Hokage hopes you can explain it!"
"..."
What was he going to explain?!
Hearing his subordinate's words, Danzo raised his eyelids. After a moment of silence, he waved his hand and said calmly, "Tell that! I'm not free now, let him explain himself!"
Then.
Looking at reporter Gen again, he yelled in a dissatisfied tone, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Are you busy right now? What are you doing stupidly?"
A hard tap with the cane on his hand.
"I'm telling you! Give me a thought and hack that Grass Ninja Leader hard! Give me a hacking level! Hacking is exciting!"
"That Master Danzo... how should we hack him?"
"A bunch of stupid guys! You are the elites of Root! Have you forgotten what the Gen Ninja does?" Danzo looked at the Gen Ninja who asked the question displeasedly, and yelled again, "Try me to think about why you are carrying the darkness? If there are no black spots, just find some black spots for me!"
"Um... Master Danzo, how about we do the same thing as BBC Daily! [Shocked! Grass Ninja Leader actually did such a thing with President BBC Daily?]."
"Idiots! They are all idiots! Now what's the use of us Root Daily making fun of this? Aren't we making people laugh at it?" Danzo looked at the ninja in front of him and said dissatisfiedly, "Let me think again!"
"This... Master Danzo, Grass Ninja Leader doesn't care about tolerance in the first place. Everyone in Shinobi World knows that. During this time, all of us have been blackmailed!"
"Didn't I tell you that? Show your ability to frame someone up! What a bunch of idiots! For example, Grass Ninja Leader took away Uchiha Clan Head's youngest son this time. You can say that the thieves are good wives! They are targeting other people's wives! Give me a hard time!"
The words fell.
The Ninja of All Roots was startled, and then exclaimed, "Wonderful... wonderful!"
Master Danzo intends to use the Kusagakure theft incident to create Grass Ninja Leader's ulterior motives, so that when other Ninja Clan wants to join Kusagakure, they will think about it carefully and counterattack Kusagakure.
Although it is also nonsense, I have to say... this is also a good entry point!
As expected of Master Danzo!
Suddenly everyone started to get busy.
Following the BBC Daily article [Men silently cry, women cry], the newspaper war that was originally quiet was once again pushed to a climax.
A new round of mutual blackmail has begun again.
And this round is even more exciting than the last!
And wonderful!
This black spot... looks quite impressive~!
Countless people began to discuss [The story that Third Hokage and his best friend had to tell] and [Grass Ninja Leader's unknown secret]!
Sales of BBC Daily and Root Daily have increased again!
The two newspapers tried their best to defeat each other, and neither one was willing to give in!
"Fuck me Root Daily! It's too plain! It's too plain! A mere new newspaper still dares to challenge my position as BBC Daily? Leader? Leader, don't worry about him! Give me a hard time! Remember our slogan, the only one who can defeat us is ourselves! Struggle! Strive! Work hard! Work hard!"
"Strive! Strive! Work hard! Work hard!"
"Black! Keep hacking! Hack him to death for me! BBC Daily only has this ability! Whoever unearths a new black spot on Grass Ninja Leader will be rewarded with 10,000, a big black spot will be rewarded with 100,000, and a black spot that shocks the entire Shinobi World will be rewarded with 1 million! I, Shimura Danzō, said it!"
"Awesome! Master Danzo~!"
"Fuck me to death Root Daily!"
"Give me BBC Daily!"
For a while.
The two newspapers seemed to be angry with each other, and even the ninjas stationed at the border started to confront each other.
Like fire and water!
Don't give in to each other!
As if a fight was about to start, the entire Shinobi World atmosphere became depressed again!
at this time.
Iwagakure.
"Hahaha! That's great! Hack hard! Just do it for me like this! Hahaha!" Third Tsuchikage Ōnoki couldn't help laughing as he looked at the information in his hand.
Although he also thought about letting Kusagakure and Konoha quarrel, he really didn't expect that these two ninja villages could actually quarrel like this.
I have to say.
This group of Grass Ninja is still a bit unexpected~
Originally, as time went by, the conflict between the two newspapers was about to calm down. At that time, he still felt a little regretful.
Is this the end?
But I didn't expect...BBC Daily actually poured some oil on it, and the fire suddenly increased!
"Let's argue! Let's argue! It's best to really fight!" Ōnoki sighed happily, then looked at the two newspapers in front of him, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and murmured to himself, "Just have a good fight between you two newspapers! Stone Daily won't get involved!"
They just need to develop their own.
By the time they react, Stone Daily has already occupied the market!
However.
The words just fell.
Kitsuchi hurried in, his fat body full of sweat, and said anxiously, "It's not good! It's not good! Lord Tsuchikage!"
"?!"
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Before Ōnoki, who looked dissatisfied, could speak.
Kitsuchi in front of him shouted directly, "Stone Daily...Stone Daily is going to go bankrupt!"
"???"