"Obito~"
"Who is my uncle?" Hearing someone calling him, Obito turned his head and shouted loudly.
When he saw the silver-haired young man and the thick-browed young man approaching, he was stunned for a moment, glanced up and down, and then looked at the three Konoha brats on the side, "Kakashi? Kai? Why are you here?"
The words fell.
"..."
After hearing Obito's words, Kakashi did not answer immediately. After a slight silence, he looked at Obito holding a small flag in his hand, his eyes full of complexity, and said, "Come... travel!"
Nothing more.
But Obito pursed his lips, as if he didn't believe what Kakashi said, "You guy... came to Valley of the God-Dead to investigate intelligence, right~, do you really think I'm an idiot?"
"..."
If you guessed it, don't say it~
You must know that we are now enemies... allied ninjas!
Kakashi raised his eyelids, but did not answer Obito's words. Instead, he glanced directly up and down at Obito, "What are you..."
"Be a driver~" Obito waved the flag in his hand and said casually, "What's wrong?"
"Is this... a mission?"
"No! I pick up extra money casually because I come here to make some money when I have time." Obito said to Kakashi and others while greeting people to get in the car, "I didn't expect to meet you."
The words fell.
"..."
Everyone was stunned again, especially Neji and others who followed Teacher Kai, their faces were full of shock.
You must know that ninjas work according to tasks, whether it is catching cats or walking dogs.
I didn't expect that Kusagakure could actually take on private work, and even go outside to take on private work?!
"Grass Ninja Leader doesn't care?" Konoha Ninja - Tenten, who was tied with two small balls, looked at the Konoha legendary ninja curiously.
Although the adults in the village seem to regard Obito Uchiha as a taboo topic and are strictly prohibited from talking about it, they have more or less understood it after Chunin Exam.
"Can a ninja still take random missions?"
"It's not a big problem. The main thing is that I'm on vacation today, and Tobi is busy, so I have nothing to do, so I came out to find something to do!" Obito didn't care about Konoha Ninja's question. After saying something casually, he pointed to a hidden corner not far away, pursed his lips, and said, "Actually, not only Grass Ninja, but there are also ninjas from other ninja villages there!"
"???"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked in the direction pointed by Obito. When they saw a blond beauty with big waves hiding in the darkness, pulling a tourist with a mysterious face, and seemed to whisper something...
Especially that figure...
Neji and Tenten's cheeks suddenly turned red.
Are there any such services here?
It's just... I always feel like this guy is a bit familiar~
When you are doubtful in your heart.
"Isn't that Lord Tsunade?" The teacher Might Guy next to her stared at the woman blankly, "Why is Lord Tsunade here?"
The words just fell.
Neji and Tenten: (_)
A look of shock and contempt!
Are you a regular customer?
I didn't expect Teacher Kai to be this kind of person?!
However.
"It's indeed Lord Tsunade!" Kakashi also looked stunned, blinking and staring at the figure with a look of disbelief on his face, "Lord Tsunade is also here Kusagakure?"
As he spoke, he seemed to remember something.
That's right~
Lord Tsunade did make several new movies in the past few years, all of which were gambling movies!
I just didn't expect it, but you haven't left yet?!
"Lord Tsunade? Which Lord Tsunade is it? One of Konoha Sannin?" Tenten seemed to have thought of something and said excitedly, "Konoha's legendary female ninja?"
As a female ninja, she also regards Lord Tsunade as an object of worship!
At this time.
Neji and Li also understood who it was and stared at the figure in shock.
Lord Tsunade?
Disciple of Lord Hokage?!
It's just...
Lord Tsunade from Li Village have all fallen to this?
"Why is Lord Tsunade here?"
"This guy got over the heat some time ago and was too lazy, so no one on the set wanted her, so she came here to be a tour guide!"
Obito glanced at Tsunade and said calmly.
"It's just a black tour guide who specializes in trapping foreign ninjas to force them to consume, especially high-end liquor and casinos. I heard that if they don't consume, they won't work. She's already on the blacklist, and the higher-ups are watching her! She probably won't be able to work for long! If you want to find a tour guide, it's best to go through formal channels, so that you can be safe and secure!"
"..."
After hearing Obito's words, everyone immediately looked at Obito with complicated eyes.
This guy just said... what did he say?
Why is it different from the Lord Tsunade they know?
Lord Tsunade, who has been missing for many years, actually came to Kusagakure to work as a tour guide?
Especially Tenten... I almost collapsed when I heard that my idol had fallen to this level.
My heart was full of disbelief, but when I saw Lord Tsunade soliciting customers, I had to believe it!
"Obito you..." Kakashi still looked at Obito with a complicated face. You must know that Kamui is from the very scary Space-Time Ninjutsu. He also had one back then, and now it is actually used for this?!
After hesitating for a moment, he asked, "How do you do... this? Where is Lin? Does she know this?"
"Lin~, I'm still at work today! As for doing this... of course I'm here to make some money!"
"Make money?" Tenten asked curiously, "How much money can this make?"
"I think this is because most of them sign up for luxury tours. One trip... costs five or six hundred thousand!" For Kakashi's sake, Obito said a few more words, "Due to the Valley of the God-Dead incident some time ago, there are quite a few people traveling here these days. Just two or three trips in a day is enough!"
The words fell.
"!!!"
One million for two trips, one and a half million for three trips?
Everyone was silent, looking at Obito in front of them, with complex expressions on their faces!
It's because they are too small!
"Ahem, cough, cough~" Tenten's eyes shone, he hesitated, and said a little embarrassedly, "Are there any requirements for being a tour guide here?"
"Land of Grass and Kusagakure! Otherwise, you are a gangster tour guide!" After Obito said another sentence, he ignored the disappointed Tenten, looked at the time, and said, "It's getting late, I should start the train! You are planning to..."
However.
The words are not finished yet.
"So Uchiha boy, are you leaving?" Tsunade's voice came from not far away, and he happily came over with a group of people, "Can... let me give you a ride?"
"..." Obito twitched the corner of his mouth and shouted loudly to the side, "Guard! Where is the Guard? Guard? Woohoo~"
"Hey, hey, boy, you should know my identity!" Tsunade covered his mouth and lowered his voice and said, "Grass Ninja Leader You have to call me auntie! And I'm also your eldest son. Sir! I went to see Kushina last night, but I gave her something she didn't want. It's useless for you to go to her! I heard about that girl Lin, but I still have my own collection of handwritten medical textbooks here~"
"..."
Kushina Master?
What incredible thing did this guy give?
And Lin...
Obito raised his eyelids, and finally, after struggling for a while, he sighed and said, "Get on the bus~" Then he looked at her dissatisfiedly, "You have to pay extra for getting on the bus next time!"
"Okay~"
Tsunade nodded with satisfaction and was about to greet others to get in the car.
"Lord Tsunade~"
Suddenly she heard someone calling her, she turned her head and glanced around at no one, was stunned for a moment, and frowned, " A ninja from Konoha?"
"Sorry to bother you, Lord Tsunade!" Kakashi nodded, hesitated and said, "I'll..."
However.
The words are not finished yet.
Tsunade seemed to remember something, touched his chin, looked at Kakashi's crowd with slightly squinted eyes, interrupted Kakashi's words directly, and said, "Coming for a trip?"
"..."
Kakashi Everyone has not yet reacted.
"Come on, come on~, the price is favorable, the tour guide is professional, the products are guaranteed, and if you sign up now, you can also ride the exclusive train that is only available for luxury groups~" Tsunade in front of him directly and enthusiastically invited Kakashi and others who had not yet reacted to get on the train, "The places are limited, first come first served!"
"..."
Liar!
We heard that you are a black tour guide~
Nothing more.
Not yet waiting for Kakashi and others to refuse.
Just in the blink of an eye.
The person was directly pulled into Kamui Dimension by Tsunade!
Obito looked helpless, but he didn't say anything, and shouted to the outside, "Is there anyone who hasn't gotten in the car? We have to drive~, hurry up!"