"Lord Madara, Lord Madara!"
Spiral White Zetsu poked his head into the cave, and when he saw Madara sitting on the stone chair slowly opening his eyes, he ran in with a smile.
"Lord Madara, are you awake?"
"What's the noise? Did you study early? Or did you study late? Didn't you say you're on vacation during this time? Why did you wake me up?" Ban looked at White Zetsu who walked in expressionlessly, but when he saw White Zetsu seemed to be holding something in his arms, his eyelids suddenly raised slightly, and he said calmly, "You sneaked out to play again?"
"I didn't play~, I just went out to study." Spiral White Zetsu denied it, shook his head and said seriously, "I just brought something to Lord Madara by the way!"
The words fell.
Madara's eyes seemed to be half-closed, and he was leaning on the back of the stone bench, as if he was not interested in this, and only gave a faint "Hmm~" word.
And Spiral White Zetsu didn't care, as if he was already used to it. He took out the three-color meatballs he bought specially from his arms and said with a playful smile, "Dang Dang Dang~"
Really.
Black Zetsu and White Zetsu kept saying that he didn't take good care of Lord Madara, but he obviously took good care of it!
He also secretly bought food for Lord Madara.
What's wrong?
"Lord Madara, please use it slowly!"
"Hmph! Boring stuff, you guy should learn from other White Zetsu and become a useful tool instead of doing this messy thing all day long! Just like an idiot!" Madara snorted coldly, but the wrinkled hand still took it over. His face seemed disgusted but he still opened his mouth tremblingly and bit it slowly.
Not a moment.
He said with a tone full of disgust, "It still tastes so bad!"
"Hehehe~, the ones here may not be as delicious as Konoha, Lord Madara is not used to it."
Seeing Lord Madara preaching and eating with disgust, Spiral White Zetsu didn't care, sat aside and took out his drawing board, "Lord Madara, can I ask you a question?"
"No! You idiot, you can only ask about boring things like poop!"
"Oh, Lord Madara guessed it again?!"
"Hmph, he's just as idiotic as that idiot Hashirama! No, that idiot Hashirama is even more idiotic than you! He's just a big fool!" Ban chewed the meatballs, sneered again, and looked around, "Where is White Zetsu's body? Are you out to investigate information again?"
"Yes!" Although it was not just about detecting intelligence, Spiral White Zetsu still nodded and said with a smile, "By the way, I heard that the atmosphere at Shinobi World was very tense during this period, especially that Sunagakure seemed to be looking for something?"
"Is war coming again? Huh! Sure enough, this is a wrong world!" Madara looked at the sign on his hand and said calmly, "Didn't you say what you were doing some time ago? Why did you come back so early today?"
"Stop talking! Damn it, I've actually been discovered! I have to pay my salary." Hearing Lord Madara talk about this, Spiral White Zetsu seemed very angry. He even stopped drawing poop, and then seemed not to care anymore. General, patted his chest and said with a smile, "But Lord Madara don't worry, we haven't been discovered~, that Grass Ninja Leader is the idiot, he actually thinks that I am Amegakure's spy!"
"Yeah!"
"And oh~, and oh~, that Grass Ninja Leader really gave ninjutsu to ordinary people, but those ordinary people are also idiots, they can't even learn it! It's obviously easier than poop!"
"They're all idiots! Stupid idiots!"
"Hehehe, you are right! Lord Madara!" Spiral White Zetsu seemed to be getting happier the more he talked, "Oh, by the way, we don't have to go to school during this period, it seems to be a holiday, so Lord Madara can sleep peacefully these days!"
"... As a ninja, how can you not train and study hard? Idiot! Stupid idiot!"
"After all, it's quite cold~, it's snowing up there, and it's Chinese New Year again!"
"If you can't overcome difficulties, how can you become a qualified ninja? I have already set foot on the battlefield when I was young. No matter it is strong wind or snow, I must hone myself. Otherwise, how can I become the opponent of that idiot Hashirama?" Madara frowned disdainfully, "Although that Grass Ninja Leader has some courage, he is a completely stupid idiot!"
"That's right! You are just an idiot, you actually think I am a spy from Amegakure!" Listening to Madara's words, Spiral White Zetsu kept nodding, saying that he thought so too, and then said with a smile, "Lord Madara, did you know? The Land of Grass above has changed quite a bit!"
"Hmm~"
"Those guys have been building roads, and they are almost reaching Land of Rain!"
"Boring, a waste of time!"
"Also~, there is also Scientific Ninja Tool, which is what Chakra is used to do. That, by the way, with that air conditioner, it can blow cold even when it is very hot!"
"Playing with things makes one lose one's spirit!"
"By the way, there was also that autumn, when I cut a lot of them in the field, it was so fast! I heard that even the Iwagakure next door bought ten of them!"
"It's useless to ninjas! You idiot, you want to find useful information instead of becoming a useless tool!"
"Okay!" Spiral White Zetsu didn't care about Madara's scolding. He scratched his head again, looked at the sign that Lord Madara threw aside, and said with a smile, "By the way, it's Chinese New Year~, Lord Madara!"
"Useless information!"
"No~, I just want to ask Lord Madara what do you want to eat during the Chinese New Year? I will bring it back secretly then."
"I am such a talkative ninja, why don't I just stay here!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, there will be no problem. That Grass Ninja Leader won't send... Okay! What would Lord Madara want to eat?"
"Eat... don't eat! Even though that Grass Ninja Leader is an idiot and a Grass Ninja idiot, you should stay here honestly!"
"Hoo! Hoo!"
"Amang, I've sneezed a lot. Is it too cold? Do you need my help?"
"No! I don't have a cold!" Kusana, who was sorting something out, frowned and said, "I don't know why, but I always felt like someone was scolding me just now! And the scolding was very unpleasant!"
"???" Hearing Kusana's words, Kana was stunned, then frowned and said, "Impossible! Amang is such a good person! Everyone in Land of Grass said that Amang is a good person, how could he scold Amang?"
The words just fell.
"Teacher Amang, Teacher Amang!"
A cheerful voice came from the door.
Kusana's eyes suddenly narrowed, and he saw Nagato and Yahiko walking in, wearing thick clothes. He seemed to have thought of something, and said kindly, "Have you finished your homework?"
"!!!"
It's a rare day off, why would Teacher Amang say such annoying things!
Yahiko and Nagato looked at Teacher Amang with blank expressions on their faces, and then said helplessly, "We have finished writing the two hundred kilograms, the experience, and the self-examination. It took several months! We just finished it when we are about to go on holiday!"
"It's all here..."
"Stop!" Hearing those familiar words, Yahiko and Nagato immediately trembled slightly, and quickly interrupted Teacher Amang [Hand Seals], saying, "By the way! Teacher Amang, we came this time because we wanted to go to the factory. We haven't seen Kyusuke for several days. and Daibutsu wanted to meet, but I heard that they were busy over there, and I didn't know if they would disturb me. Besides, they were also Amegakure's ninjas, and I didn't know what Teacher Amang's plans were, so I thought about it and asked Teacher Amang!"
"You can go if you want! They're paying wages at the end of the year, so there's nothing big going on!"
"Is that so? Then we will go find Kyusuke and the others later! Goodbye! Teacher Busy!"
"Wait a minute, come here..."
"Goodbye! Goodbye! Teacher Amang Please leave us alone!"
After saying that, with Kana snickering, the two of them ran outside without looking back. Before they even walked through the main entrance, they jumped directly onto the wall and slipped away in the blink of an eye!
Kusana narrowed his eyes slightly and said seriously to Kana next to him, "I feel like it was these two little guys who were scolding me just now!"
"... No... it's impossible! Nagato and Yahiko still respect their Teacher Amang! How could they scold you Amang?"
"It's okay! Even if it's not true, just treat it as a scolding! It seems like we have to give them a big gift package this year! Let them understand what it means to respect teachers!"
"???"
"Let's go! It's almost time, let's go there now."