Eight-Foot Woman: I Want to Mate with Your Highness!

His afternoon nap had been wonderful.

Li Dan felt his body swaying gently. Someone was humming a nursery rhyme beside his ear. He opened his eyes a crack and woke from his nightmare.

Instinctively, he tried to push himself up. He couldn't find the sofa armrest where he expected it, but he managed to sit up anyway.

"Your Highness, you're awake?"

Eight-Foot Woman lowered her head and blinked. Her face drew closer, filling his vision before stopping just short of touching him.

Li Dan looked around. Only then did he realize his sofa and little table had been tossed aside, and Eight-Foot Woman was holding him in her arms.

More precisely, he was sitting on her belly with his head nestled between her breasts. He had to look up to see her face.

Li Dan pulled his head free, feeling as though he'd just washed his face, and said,

"Why are you calling me 'Your Highness' again?"

Eight-Foot Woman said, "Would you rather I call you Young Master?"

Those titles sounded strange in modern society, but among yokai, they made a certain kind of sense.

Li Dan asked, puzzled,

"Who taught you those titles?"

Eight-Foot Woman answered happily,

"Snow Woman! She's a good yokai too!"

Li Dan didn't particularly like either title, so he asked, "You do know what they mean, right?"

Young Master referred to the heir of a yokai family or organization. He ranked below its ruler, much like the son of a business owner—or a yokai lord.

Your Highness was a title reserved for yokai royalty, high nobility, or those with absolute power. It carried greater status, like the great yokai of the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons.

Eight-Foot Woman nodded rapidly.

"Your Highness, can I become your follower, like Eight-Foot Woman did?"

As she saw