A Life That Wouldn't Die

Zhao Han slowly began, "Well, Jiang Bu Si..."

"Master, just call me Old Undying!" Jiang Bu Si said with a fawning smile.

"Old Undying? Why not call yourself Steve Jobs?" Zhao Han said, speechless.

To his surprise, Jiang Bu Si immediately flattered him. "Can't Die! Master, you're really good at coming up with names. From now on, I'll be Can't Die!"

"Forget it. I'll just call you Old Undying." Seeing how skilled Jiang Bu Si was at sucking up, Zhao Han immediately waved a hand.

Jiang Bu Si smiled but said nothing more.

As for sucking up, I was born with a talent for it.

I, Jiang Bu Si, hadn't always been called Jiang Bu Si. I'd had a proper name once: Jiang Si.

My parents believed that a lowly life was easier to keep alive. On top of that, I'd been born with the Three Deficiencies and Five Maladies: I was missing my manhood and had a clubfoot.

They said my life was lowly by nature, so of course I learned to suck up and willingly serve others.

Thanks to that skill, Jiang Si had survived one calamity after another. Clearly, it wasn't my time to die!

People with the Three Deficiencies and Five Maladies had a hard time finding work. Jiang Si's parents had both died, and people had bullied him over his condition and forcibly seized his family's land.

In the end, he had no choice but to join the Great Zhou Dynasty's Yongzhou Army, where he became a nonregular Corpse Carrier.

Corpse Carriers dealt with the battlefield spoils after the army had finished collecting the Ghost souls, hauling away the useless corpses to be burned.

Even without their Ghost souls, corpses could still rise up.

Some bodies were abnormal, naturally drawing Yin energy into themselves.

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