Su Zhe Goes Around the Donkey

"Thank you, brother, for the little heart~ Thank you, XX, for the follow~"

Xiao Guang, sitting on the left and wearing a Niko jersey, made a heart shape with his hand towards the camera and said in a sweet voice.

A note that read "Always Maintain Doubt" was also stuck on the chest of the jersey.

"Oh! Thank you, Big Brother, for the Light Card~ Thank you, my good Big Brother~"

Fat Brother, sitting on the right and wearing a s1mple jersey, winked at the camera and said in a high-pitched, pinched voice.

Then he switched back to his rough voice, pointed at the camera, and said "fiercely," "Why you bully me!"

This made Su Zhe, sitting between the two and wearing a Zai Wu jersey while seriously playing on the Ladder, tremble all over.

It was too disgusting! He was getting goosebumps!

Yesterday, unable to resist their persuasion, Su Zhe finally agreed to the Live Stream Circle Rice Plan.

He had intended to refuse, using the excuse that he was too focused on his matches to chat with viewers. However, the other two waved their hands and told Su Zhe to just focus on his gameplay, and they would handle all the other trivial matters.

Su Zhe only needed to say "I don't know" occasionally throughout the stream.

Coupled with the fact that he hadn't even paid off the money he spent on his computer yet, he found himself half-pushed, half-persuaded into his Live Stream Career Debut.

The live stream had a modest audience of about seven to eight hundred people, most of whom had been drawn in from the two videos to watch the spectacle.

To their surprise, the show effect was so good that many people actually stayed.

This number of viewers was already quite impressive for a complete newcomer!

Su Zhe, having just finished a match, cleared his throat and stammered, "I...I...don't know..."

[Could not hold back, I came to see the Genius Youth, but I didn't expect it to be so abstract]

[The three brothers are a bit handsome! Wanna hook up? (IP: Chengdu)]

[You guys are so good at creating show effects, this money should be yours!]

[@Leon Kai, come and see how people stream, learn something!]

[Hahaha, Sen Zai Ni streaming together, this is interesting!]

[If you don't understand, you ask, is this the live stream room of people, N2ko, FyWoo?]

The three looked at the dense bullet screen scrolling by and exchanged glances, bursting into laughter.

They never expected streaming to be so much fun.

Moya Live Room.

Danking, having just finished playing Valorant, was also creating some show effect by looking at the bullet screen in the live room.

"You even want me to try the Shanghai Major? Don't worry, brothers, I'll definitely have a spot in the Shanghai Major exhibition match."

"What's wrong with playing Valorant? I'll play whatever I want! You guys are even controlling me! If it weren't for Moya management not letting me switch to the Valorant section, I would have severed ties with CSGO long ago!"

"Fine, fine! Playing CSGO is fine! I'll play two rounds of Dragon to show you the veteran style!"

"You say I play CSGO on 5E because I'm afraid of running into professional players? You guys are driving me crazy! It's perfect timing to go to Perfect World and abuse you bullet screen dogs."

"Come on! A+ to S Division, queue up together, and see how I abuse you when I'm on the opposite team!"

"What kind of bullet screen is this! Stop talking, ten 188s for free... Forget it, one cent to get on TV, clear the bullet screen!"

After Danking finished setting up the lucky draw, he looked at the dense bullet screen and happily opened Perfect World Platform, which he hadn't logged into for a long time.

Perfect World Platform was crowded on Friday night at nine o'clock. Su Zhe successfully entered a match after queuing for over a minute.

The map was one of the favorite maps of countrymen: Mirage.

Except for needing to open single maps for missions, Su Zhe always chose to open all maps.

He also discovered that when playing with active maps enabled, the matched maps were most likely Mirage.

As for Dust II, it wasn't in the active maps, so he didn't even check the box.

Neither side used the Little Overlord Learning Machine, and soon ten players quickly entered the server, and the game officially began.

Su Zhe started the first half on defense.

"Holy crap! I got matched with Dan Zong!" Before the pistol round countdown even ended, he heard his teammate excitedly shout in voice chat.

Immediately after, the public screen on the bottom left of the screen began to interact wildly.

He knew about Danking, after all, the memes of "Kong Bei Qie" and "Sticker Dream" were too popular. He had heard of them before he even started playing CSGO.

And wasn't he also the one with the highest average Rating among domestic professional players?

Su Zhe stopped looking at the live room's bullet screen and began to focus on the match -- the European professional players he encountered before weren't good enough, so let me try the domestic ones!

He directly purchased half armor in the shop. After the countdown ended, positioned near the VIP Window, he immediately jumped to mid and then pressed forward along the wall.

Danking was currently rushing towards T Spawn with the P250 his teammate gave him: "Although I haven't played CS for a few days, I'll definitely get a headshot on VIP when we push out from T Spawn! Watch this!"

"Pfft, pfft!"

[Cape's Number One Breakthrough Player used USP to headshot Monkey King]

Danking rubbed his forehead, "I'm going crazy! They're pushing already? They don't see me as a person at all!"

He thought his skill was well-known, and people should at least show some respect when encountering him on the ladder.

He did not expect such a sudden push at the start! His crosshair was pre-aiming the VIP, but they were already at close range.

Can't they give me some face!

After getting Danking's kill, Su Zhe once again used his positional advantage to peek for information inside T Spawn.

Seeing no one, he told his teammate to be careful and speed up, then continued to push forward.

"Watch your backs, brothers! If you're going to B, hurry up. Once the smoke on the second floor clears, go straight to the bomb site. The one who just killed me is coming around." Danking reminded them in the team voice chat.

"Don't worry, Dan Zong! I'll cover the flank. You guys go straight to the bomb site! I..."

Before he could finish, the CT's figure flashed out. He immediately controlled his mouse, trying to position, but the rapid movement was too fast. Unprepared, his crosshair couldn't keep up!

"Pfft, pfft!"

[Cape's Number One Breakthrough Player used USP to headshot AAA Li Ji Barbecue Restaurant]

With Su Zhe's push and successful flank to get two kills, his teammate got the information early and rotated to B point. The Pistol Round, a 5v3 situation, was smoothly secured.

In the second round, facing a Terrorist force buy without planting the bomb, the CTs also chose to push mid with SMGs.

Danking wanted to turn the tide with a Desert Eagle, but after not playing CSGO for a few days, his aim and feel were too poor. He was quickly taken down.

He glanced at the secondary screen's bullet screen and found mostly comments like "Is that all?" and "Go back to playing Valorant."

Although he didn't care much, the inner desire to win still wanted him to secure this match.

He opened his mic and commanded, "Brothers, let's E this round. Next round, let me get a Big Sniper, bomb C!"

By the time the game reached the Full Buy Round, the score was already 3-0.

Danking also got the Big Sniper his teammate gave him as he wished.

"This round, I have a good position. I'll go mid first to take a shot, then look for an opportunity to pincer B with the brothers on the second floor and B2."

This round, the CTs had a 3-1-1 defense. Su Zhe wanted to continue pushing mid, but three teammates rushed to A bomb site at the start.

The remaining one directly got a Big Sniper and went into the VIP Window. He had no choice but to go to B point alone.

As soon as he jumped into B bomb site from the Supermarket window, information came from the top right corner that the VIP teammate was killed by a Big Sniper.

"Mine! Danking's sniper is still fast, didn't expect that."

The loss of a teammate in mid also put Su Zhe in an awkward position. The three teammates at A Site were all riflemen. Knowing there was a big sniper in mid, they naturally didn't dare to peek, leaving Su Zhe to also guard the side path.

With mid out of control, they had too many angles to watch in the A Area, making it impossible to reinforce the B bomb site in the first instance.

After considering for a moment, Su Zhe directly threw a defensive smoke for the side path and then moved into the small dark room, intending to secure one side first.

"They're smoking the archway with a full smoke! They might be trying to pincer B! Wait for our retake, Blue, you're on A alone!" the yellow teammate at the archway shouted immediately.

Ranked matches aren't like professional teams. Even if there are tactics, they're usually simple rushes, not complex feints and fake bomb plants.

The lineup isn't fixed to begin with, and the more complicated things get, the more mistakes are made. So, upon seeing the terrorists' attacking intent, the CTs' defensive formation immediately began to shift, but only if Su Zhe could hold off the first wave of attack.

Inside the dark room, Su Zhe continuously swayed his body, holding the angle as players passed, occasionally glancing at VIP to see if any lurkers would suddenly appear.

Suddenly, a flashbang exploded from the side path, drawing his attention there.

Immediately after, a terrorist figure flashed past the entrance of the dark room. Su Zhe, with extremely fast reactions, immediately tracked with his crosshair.

"Tsk tsk tsk~"

[Cape's Number One Breakthrough Player used M4A1 Silenced to kill You Lower Your Head For Me To Lick]

"He's above the dark room!" [You Lower Your Head For Me To Lick] shouted immediately.

Receiving the teammate's information, [Kato Megumi] directly pre-aimed and peeked!

His pre-aiming skill was quite solid; as he peeked out, his crosshair was fixed on Su Zhe's head. However, before he could even press the fire button, Su Zhe's character model moved again!

[Kato Megumi] didn't have time to adjust his aim. He fired his AK directly and then, in the second timing, tried to control the recoil to adjust the bullet trajectory. But he was still a step too late!

Facing a terrorist who peeked out, stopped abruptly, and missed the first shot, it was no different than shooting a bot.

"Tsk tsk tsk~"

[Breakthrough Player used M4A1 Silenced to headshot Kato Megumi]

Danking, positioned furthest back on the side path, was initially watching the archway and VIP to prevent any CTs from flanking him. But seeing his teammates fall one after another, he had no choice but to peek out to gather information on the dark room.

Full of confidence, he chose to re-peek directly!

"Bang~"

Missed!

Su Zhe, having just taken down two players, had also emptied his 20 bullets. Danking didn't give him a chance. Seizing the moment he was reloading, he immediately pulled out his Glock.

At this moment, the two were like Graves and Jhin meeting in League of Legends, both with critical health, having emptied their magazines and desperately reloading.

Su Zhe realized he was a step too slow, so he directly pulled out his dagger and started a close-quarters fight.

"Screech!"

A light blade hit. Danking finally pulled out his Glock and opened fire, but Su Zhe's evasive maneuvers were too difficult to pinpoint.

Danking hit two consecutive shots to the body, but there was no significant damage under the bulletproof vest.

Another sound of a bayonet entering flesh.

[Cape's Number One Breakthrough Player killed Danking with a dagger]

"I */￥%"

Seeing Danking break down, the bullet screen in the live room also started to scroll rapidly.

[?????????]

[Are you even human! You sucked your teammate's blood to get a big sniper and took down one person?]

[Hahahaha! Three against one and all three were killed!]

[I get it, Lü Zhenghao is putting on a show again]

[My Black Room God of War, took three in a row!]

[That ID on the other side looks a bit familiar!]

With the complete annihilation of the three on the side path, the Terrorist attacking side had no way to continue.

The two who went to B2 had successfully entered the bomb site, but the CT's retake speed on this map was also very fast. First, the bomb planter was caught off guard, and the remaining person was powerless against multiple firing lines.

Danking, who had broken down, gradually recovered, but still unconvinced, said: "Next round, let me suck another big sniper, and let the other side see what the true strength of [Asia's Number One Sniper] is! Guaranteed win!"

He then lowered his head and put on a fighting face.

Thanks to Wujian Tiandi for the 100-point reward! Thank you, boss!