Su Mo: "Today... I'm feeling a little powerless, hmm... in every sense."
Artoria Lily wore a look of utter confusion. "Strange, what about me? Shakespeare, even if you changed the script I wrote, you didn't have to cut all my scenes, did you? If you don't give me an explanation that makes sense, I'm going to borrow Saber Lily's Stab Son Spear and stab you to death!!!"
Shakespeare: "..."
The stage play ended perfectly, and Dr. Roman, the person in charge of the event, stepped onto the stage to make an announcement.
"The first Chaldea stage play has come to an end. Let us give a round of applause to the actors who brought us such an outstanding performance, as well as the director who wrote the script. Now, it is time to announce the list!"
"Chaldea Master Su Mo."
"Dragon Witch Jeanne d'Arc."
"Nero Claudius."
"Jack the Ripper."
"Tamamo no Mae."
"Lancelot."
"Mash Kirei."
"William Shakespeare, director of special effects and scenery."
"Let us give these outstanding performers a thunderous round of applause to thank them for their heartfelt performance!"
"OOOOOOOOOO!!!"
As soon as Dr. Roman finished speaking, the audience below erupted into thunderous cheers and applause. Every one of them wore satisfied and exhilarated expressions. Quite a few people began excitedly discussing the stage play they had just watched.
"What a deeply moving stage play! What an enviable hero! Damn it, this hero is practically a winner in life!"
"Director Shakespeare was amazing! Write a script like that for me next time too!"
"Husband, please come to my room tonight. I have already prepared whips, massage vibrators, little metal balls with lots of holes, and black belts. Let us become a sticky mess together!"
"Master, please train me into a mobile toilet!"
"Master, please train me into