Note from the Author on Going Premium!

Croak! I just found out this morning that the novel was going premium!

Thanks to all my friends for your support over the past while! Thank you, everyone!

I won't say anything else. Oh, right, let me clear something up: the author really isn't Indian!!! I don't have a habit of wiping my ass with my left hand, and I'm not interested in my third sister-in-law! Of course, if she were a lizard girl, I might consider it. Hmm, a satyr girl sounds good too, and succubi are pretty great. Snake girls could work too... Anyway, the author isn't Indian! I'm not interested in animals, just animals!

I'm getting off topic! Anyway, I'm here to ask you all to subscribe right away!

Yeah!