What Kind of Black Tech is This?
Chapter 12

Video

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<Is it a truly great product or a tax on stupidity? Boiling Digital Reviews brings you the inside scoop on the Phantom Projector that's been popping up online lately.>

The video starts, and Zhou Yuanlei, sitting behind his desk, smiles and opens with a greeting.

"Hello everyone, I'm Zhou Yuanlei, welcome to my digital product review channel."

"Today, I'm bringing you a product called the Phantom Projector. It's made by a company that's been around for less than a month. I only found out about it a few days ago when some fans asked me if this thing was worth buying."

Saying this, Zhou Yuanlei pulls out the Phantom Projector from under his desk and sets it on the table: "Out of love for my fans, today I'm bringing you a review of this product!"

"Maybe a lot of you, like me, only recently heard about this thing, or maybe you're just learning about it from this video. Let's start by introducing it."

"According to its official ads, it boasts 8K ultra-high-definition resolution, 100% RGB color gamut, a 144Hz refresh rate, and a 1ms response time. Those specs would be perfectly normal for a monitor, but cramming them into a projector? That's ridiculous, almost laughable!"

"These are two completely different products. It's like telling me how fast a hen can swim or how long it can hold its breath underwater—absurd!"

"Even before I got the fan request to review this thing, I thought the claims were way over the top. It's probably a tax-on-stupidity product. Even the hype is aimed in the wrong direction. You could say it has 8K resolution, you could brag about its brightness, but hyping up specs like this? Are they treating consumers like idiots?"

"With the mindset of 'I'll take the fall so my fans can save their money,' I went ahead and bought one of their Phantom Projectors!"

"Now, let me unveil the mystery of this projector for everyone!"

After saying this, Zhou Yuanlei fiddles around a bit, then pulls out another projector from Sony, sets it next to the Phantom Projector, plugs them in, and gets ready to power them on.

"First, take a look at this projector compared to another one I bought earlier."

In the video, Zhou Yuanlei turns on both projectors at the same time. A flash of light, and the left projector shows the Sony logo and boot animation, with great brightness and color. The right projector shows a galloping celestial horse, followed by the words "Shenma Technology."

"On the same white projection screen, the difference is stark."

"The Phantom Projector from Shenma Technology Company has a washed-out, blurry image. Compared to the Sony projector next to it, there's no contest. You can see the gap with one glance."

"8K resolution? This thing probably doesn't even hit 1080P!"

"It's a fake. There's no point testing the other specs. 144Hz refresh rate, 1ms response time—even if they were real, who wants to game on a screen full of pixelated garbage? Without basic HD projection, those numbers are meaningless."

"So, can you buy the Phantom Projector? The answer is clear as day."

Shutting down the rigged Phantom Projector and the Sony projector, Zhou Yuanlei faces the camera and chats casually.

"These days, the Phantom Projector's popularity online comes down to some common sales tricks: inflated specs, false advertising, slick videos and PPTs, plus a bunch of paid shills hyping it up. That's how they harvest the gullible!"

"Before the Phantom Projector came out, plenty of influencer stores and products already used this playbook. You all know how it goes—those trendy Douyin products look great online, but when you get them in hand, they're nothing like advertised. The Phantom Projector is just a more polished version of the same scam."

"This Shenma Technology Company is just another outfit trying to cash in quick. Once they've got the money, they'll dissolve the company and vanish!"

"And they promise a three-year warranty and seven-day free returns with no questions asked. But when the company's gone, who are you going to complain to?"

"Let's circle back to the product itself. It's a piece of junk that doesn't even hit 1080P, let alone 8K. Compared to regular projectors you can buy for a few hundred bucks, it has zero advantages. It doesn't even have its own video playback system."

"Five thousand yuan for this thing? It'll just collect dust in your storage room!"

"Important things said three times: Don't buy it. Don't buy it. Don't you dare buy it!"

"Alright, that's it for this Phantom Projector review. Maybe the video is short, but there's no helping it. When something's obvious at first glance, there's no need for an in-depth review. As for why my review is so different from other Content Creators'? Probably because they got paid to shill it, and I didn't."

"Here's my purchase receipt. It's brutal—five thousand yuan down the drain for a piece of junk not worth a few hundred. Since your Content Creator took such a painful loss, hit that like, subscribe, and drop some coins!"

"If there's any other digital product you want me to review, send me a message, and I'll take the fall for you!"

Zhou Yuanlei's video spreads across various online platforms, quickly catching the attention of fans and tech enthusiasts, especially those interested in the Phantom Projector. Soon, it racks up a flood of comments, likes, and shares.

"Thanks, Content Creator, for saving me from this trap. Damn, I've been seeing ads for this thing for days. The manufacturer has no shame, flooding the internet with fake videos from bots!"

"This is outright fraud. I almost thought it was a good product and was about to buy it. Glad I didn't—saved a ton of money!"

"Phantom Projector? Shenma Technology Company? Forgive my ignorance, but is this some new product?"

"Too many fools out there, not enough scammers! Isn't it obvious this is fake at a glance? Why does it even need a review? The specs are so bogus, they can't even be bothered to make the lies believable!"

Some viewers feel they've dodged a bullet and thank the Content Creator. Zhou Yuanlei happily likes, replies, and chats with them.

But there are also buyers of the Phantom Projector leaving comments below the video.

"What kind of hack Content Creator is this, slandering the Phantom Projector? Reported!"

"I own a Phantom Projector myself. Used it for half a month, and it's been great. Even my friends who bought one have no regrets. The performance is nothing like what this Content Creator claims. I gotta say, gaming on a 200-inch max screen is awesome. Have you ever seen a game character as tall as a real person fighting? It's a visual treat!"

But compared to the massive crowd of clueless onlookers, these comments quickly get buried in the wave of replies, often drawing mockery.

"Hey, upstairs, let's make some money together!"

"Don't the people blindly praising the Phantom Projector feel a pang of conscience? Are they willing to do anything for money?"

"Good thing I watched this video. I was about to place an order but hesitated. Almost got scammed!"

"I also bought the Phantom Projector. This Content Creator is just jealous of the manufacturer's success. As an actual buyer, I'm telling you, this product is absolutely worth it. If it's not good, come find me!"

"The online environment is so toxic these days. Black can be twisted into white, and white into black. Netizens, keep your eyes peeled!"

"You've got me confused. Is this product worth buying or not? Other Content Creators' reviews and buyer unboxings look normal enough, not like they've been doctored. But this Content Creator has some reputation, and with so many fans, he probably wouldn't lie. Who should I believe? So conflicted."

"For those in the know, they get it. For those who don't, no need to force it. Time will tell who's right."

"The brainless shills are out in force. Can they really whitewash this? It's obviously fake at a glance, yet so many people still believe it. Hilarious."

"If it weren't for this Content Creator's review, I wouldn't even know this projector existed. Thanks for taking the fall, Content Creator. Triple support coming your way!"

"I used to believe it a little, but now I've woken up. How could a small company achieve what giants like Sony can't? Are all those big companies' R&D departments just twiddling their thumbs? If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. So who's right and who's wrong is crystal clear."

Online, Zhou Yuanlei's review video draws significant attention.

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