Balala Energy! Yuanshi Tianzun spits tea, the female version of Dijun descends?

Kunlun Mountain, Jade Void Palace.

As the main base of the Chan Sect, the Jade Void Palace was filled with the constant ringing of golden bells and the melodious sound of jade chimes.

Yuanshi Tianzun sat upon the Nine Dragon Incense Carriage, his entire being radiating holy might.

His gaze swept majestically over the Twelve Golden Immortals and numerous registered disciples below.

"I have summoned you all here today to examine your cultivation."

"The Witch-Demon Tribulation is fast approaching. As Chan Sect Golden Immortals,"

"you must cultivate diligently and not tarnish the prestige of my Jade Void Palace."

"Next, you will pair up for sparring matches to show me your progress, Master."

As Yuanshi Tianzun's decree fell, the disciples accepted their orders.

Guang Chengzi faced Chi Jingzi, and Taiyi Zhenren faced Yu Ding Zhenren.

One exciting magical duel after another unfolded.

Meanwhile, amidst the crowd, Daoist Ci Hang clutched the Divine King Magic Immortal Stick hidden in his sleeve, his eyes gleaming with excitement.

"Finally... I've finally waited for this opportunity!"

"As long as today, before Master and my fellow disciples,"

"I summon that ancient Great Power who shook the Primordial World,"

"and display an unparalleled, domineering divine form!"

"Then let's see who dares to call me Little Nanliang!"

Ci Hang took a deep breath, trying to appear proud and upright.

However, the subtle glances and hushed whispers from his fellow disciples around him...

drilled into his ears like flies.

"Quick, look, Senior Brother Ci Hang is going up."

"Tsk tsk, look at his knees, are they still bruised?"

"I heard he knelt before Bixiao for a whole day."

"Hush, speak softly, that was a scene of recognizing family."

"I heard Zhao Gongming and Bixiao, to cover their tracks,"

"specially forged a magic treasure as a cover."

"In reality, Ci Hang is their love child!"

"No wonder Ci Hang looks so delicate; it turns out he takes after Bixiao..."

Hearing these preposterous rumors, Ci Hang was so angry he almost spat out a mouthful of blood, his body swaying.

Even Yuanshi Tianzun, seated high on his cloud platform, when his gaze fell upon Ci Hang...

a hint of imperceptible strangeness flashed in his eyes.

As a Saint, he naturally knew the function of magic treasures.

But...

"Are the relations between Zhao Gongming and Bixiao truly that intimate?"

"To the point where a magic treasure could form such a bond?"

A ripple of gossip couldn't help but stir in Yuanshi Tianzun's heart.

"Next match, Daoist Ci Hang versus Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun."

As White Crane Boy announced loudly.

Ci Hang and Wenshu walked to the center of the great hall.

Wenshu looked at Ci Hang, whose face was flushed red and eyes fierce, and sighed.

With a righteous expression, he brought out his magic treasure, the flat crutch.

"Junior Brother Ci Hang, please proceed."

"Although the outside world is spreading rumors that you are the child of Zhao Gongming and Bixiao,"

"and some even say you are a pawn of our Chan Sect,"

Wenshu said with utmost seriousness.

"Even if you truly are their child and a generation younger than me, I will not hold back."

Ci Hang's mental state completely collapsed.

"Wenshu! I'm not! I'm not! Shut up!"

He let out a hysterical roar.

However, combined with his teary eyes, it was impossible to change his image as a pushover and a crybaby.

"Today, I must wash away my shame and show you all what a real man is!"

Cihang fiercely waved his sleeve, and a fairy stick emitting pink flowing light appeared in his hand.

The entire Jade Void Palace fell into instant silence.

All eyes focused on the fairy stick.

"What the hell is this thing?"

"Could it be that Cihang has given up on himself and decided to fully embrace the Little Nanliang path?"

"It's not impossible..."

Even Yuanshi Tianzun raised an eyebrow.

The hand holding the teacup paused mid-air, a hint of curiosity in his eyes.

"This object looks strange, but it actually has a law fluctuation. Could it be some divine artifact?"

Under the doubtful gazes of everyone, Cihang took a deep breath, his eyes becoming incredibly resolute.

For the image of a tough guy!

To escape Little Nanliang!

He was going all out!

Cihang tightly gripped the Magic Fairy Stick with both hands.

He struck an extremely embarrassing pose, standing on one leg with his hands forming a heart shape.

Then, he gathered his energy in his dantian and shouted with all his might.

"Let me bloom for you!!"

"Balala Energy, Wukalaka, Little Magic Fairy, Transform!!"

Pfft--!!!

On the high platform, Yuanshi Tianzun, who had just taken a sip of Enlightenment Tea to moisten his throat, directly spat out the tea, which scattered like spiritual rain.

The Chan Sect Golden Immortals around were even more dumbfounded, their jaws dropping to the floor.

"Holy crap?!"

"My eyes, someone give me a pair of eyes that haven't seen this!"

"Cihang has gone mad, quickly spread the word, Cihang has completely lost it!"

However, before the murmurs of complaint could subside.

Rumble!

An incredibly overbearing pressure surged out in all directions!

An supreme might that commanded all heavens and suppressed eternity descended fiercely!

Fiery True Sun Fire appeared between heaven and earth.

A tall and majestic figure slowly materialized!

"This aura..."

Yuanshi Tianzun forgot to wipe the tea from the corner of his mouth, his pupils constricting.

"This is actually the aura of the Demon Emperor Dijun! How is this possible?"

"It looks unremarkable, but the power of this magic treasure is actually so terrifying?!"

"Could Junior Brother Cihang really be putting on a show?"

The disciples exclaimed one after another, their gazes instantly shifting from disdain to awe.

Cihang felt the world-destroying dominance emanating from behind him and was overjoyed.

It worked!

It really is the Demon Emperor Dijun!

This supremely strong and yang aura, this domineering presence of being the only one!

"Hahahaha, do you see? This is my Dharma Idol!"

Cihang shouted inwardly, his face full of excitement.

Bring it on!

Let the storm come even more fiercely!

I want everyone to see the manliest side of Cihang!

"Summon the Demon Emperor's avatar to lend me a hand!"

Cihang shouted, turning his head sharply.

He wanted to admire the heroic presence of this ancient overlord.

However, as the golden flames dispersed and the avatar solidified completely.

The smile on Cihang's face froze.

Yuanshi Tianzun's expression froze.

The entire Jade Void Palace fell into deathly silence once more.

Within the flames, a figure in an imperial robe indeed stood.

Except... the imperial robe was a shortened, mini-skirt version.

That Demon Emperor Dijun, sporting golden twin-tails, had skin as fair as snow.

Her large eyes blinked rapidly, holding a shrunken River Diagram and Luo Script in her hands.

She gave everyone a cute wink.

"Ciallo~ (∠・ω＜)⌒☆ I'm Dijun-chan~☆"

A voice so sweet it made one's bones turn to jelly.

Emanated from this feminized Dijun.

At the same time, as the spell for a full-body transformation took effect.

Cihang's daoist robe exploded with a bang.

In a cloud of pink smoke.

He was automatically changed into a magical fairy outfit: a puffy skirt, white stockings, and a bow.

He held a Magic Fairy Stick, with the twin-tailed loli Dijun standing behind him.

The two formed an extremely striking sight.

Cihang: "..."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun looked at Cihang, who was wearing a small skirt.

The flat crutch in his hand clattered to the ground.

"Pfft... Hahahahahaha!"

Someone couldn't hold back their laughter first.

Then, the entire Jade Void Palace erupted in deafening, joyous laughter.

"Hahaha, Dijun-chan, twin-tails?"

"Is this the mighty and imposing presence Senior Brother Cihang spoke of?"

"So firm, so firm I want to pinch it!"

"Little Magical Fairy Cihang, hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die laughing!"

Cihang looked down at the puffy skirt he was wearing.

Then he looked back at Dijun-chan, who was acting cute.

In his mind, only Zhao Gongming's earnest face remained.

"Senior Brother, this magic treasure is absolutely mighty, absolutely imposing!"

"Zhao! Gong! Ming!!!"

"You lied to me!!!"

A mournful scream echoed through the Jade Void Palace, filled with laughter.