Honghuang: Full-Conceptual Artifact Refining, Instant Social Death for Users!
Chapter 120

Oh, Buy It! Li Jing: Has My Son Gone Crazy? Ora Ora, Muda Muda!

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Looked at holding three hot potatoes.

The three brothers of the Li family looked doubtful about life.

Zhao Gongming A dark smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

He turned to look at Li Jing who was still complaining about whether this was a serious magic weapon.

"Commander Li."

Zhao Gongming suggested with a smile.

"As the saying goes, true knowledge comes from practice."

"Is this magic weapon serious and powerful?"

"It's no use just reading the manual, you have to find someone to practice."

"I think Mr. Li, you are also in the Golden Immortal Realm world."

"Besides, I learned from Great Expert Daoist Randeng, a casual cultivator, so I have a very solid foundation."

"Why don't we just let these three little guys do it?"

"Use you to test the power of the magic weapon?"

Li Jing When he heard this, he immediately puffed up his chest.

He waved his hands very excitedly and confidently.

"Oh, Esteemed Immortal, that's a good suggestion!"

"I, Li Jing, am also a dignified Golden Immortal."

"Chentang Pass is also an invincible opponent in the world!"

"The three of them are just children who have just stepped into the Heavenly Immortal realm."

"Even if I hold a magic weapon, what's the use of it?"

"Come on, let me show you what you are capable of!"

Zhao Gongming raised a finger cheerfully and added.

"General Li is so happy!"

"But there is a premise. For the sake of fairness, the big one cannot bully the small ones."

"I have to use my magical power to temporarily suppress your realm to the early stage of Heavenly Immortal."

"How about being at the same level as them?"

Li Jing agreed without hesitation.

His face was filled with disdain.

"Okay, okay, just suppress it!"

"Can these three Unfilial Sons still be able to kill me?"

"I'm their biological father!"

As soon as these words came out, Cihang, Wenshu and Taiyi Daluo Golden Immortal stood aside.

A strange smile suddenly appeared on his face.

The way they looked at Li Jing.

Full of excitement and anticipation.

There was even a hint of... silence.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord... Mr. Li, you are a good father."

Li Jing was keenly aware of the gazes of these three immortals.

My heart suddenly skipped a beat.

An extremely bad premonition came over me.

"Strange..."

"Why do the immortals look at me as if they were looking at a dead person?"

"This magic weapon... can it really kill you?"

Before Li Jing could think about it carefully.

Zhao Gongming is already a handful.

A streak of Shangqing Immortal Light sank into Li Jing's body.

Instantly suppressing his cultivation to the Heavenly Immortal level.

"Okay, ready!"

Zhao Gongming took two steps back, took out Top-grade Recording Stone, and shouted.

"Jin Zha, as the eldest brother, you go first!"

Jin Zha Take a deep breath.

Looking at the Curry sneakers in his hand, he gritted his teeth.

"Father, I'm offended!"

Jin Zha put on his sneakers and strode to the center of the lobby.

Li Jing stood ready, put on a defensive posture, and thought to himself.

"Come on, let me see how powerful these shoes can be!"

However, Jin Zha did not rush over and kick him.

Instead, he suddenly spread his legs and put his hands into fists on both sides of his cheeks.

Posing a cute good night pose.

Immediately afterwards, Jin Zha's crotch began to twist wildly.

He sang that shameful war song loudly.

"La la la la la la la~~"

"Kuri kuri kuri!"

"This is our Curry, the Curry whose skills are getting better every day!!!"

Li Jing:"???"

Li Jing looked at his eldest son who was usually mature and steady.

At this moment, he's twerking and singing like a psycho.

Everyone was confused.

"This..."

"What are you doing, dancing?"

"How lethal can this be? Do you want to laugh me to death?"

Unexpectedly, Li Jing was about to reprimand.

Suddenly I felt an irresistible law of cause and effect descending on me.

His legs spread uncontrollably!

His hands were placed on both sides of his cheeks uncontrollably!

Then the dignified Chentang Pass general, the majestic Li Jing.

Actually following the rhythm of Jin Zha.

Face to face, they twisted their hips crazily!

He also sang loudly in harmony with his mouth.

"Kuri Kuri Kuri!!!"

Li Jing's Dao Heart completely collapsed at this moment.

Social Death!

Crazy shame overwhelmed him like a tsunami!

"No!!!"

"What am I doing, why am I twerking?!"

"My majesty, my dignity as a father, are all destroyed!!"

Li Jing is roaring madly in his heart.

But her body was twisted even more enchantingly than Jin Zha.

At this time, Zhao Gongming is holding Recording Stone.

Find all kinds of tricky angles to shoot wildly.

There was also a perverted laugh coming from his mouth.

"Hehehe, okay, this hip twist is perfect!"

"General Li, smile and look at the camera!"

Li Jing looked at the flashing Recording Stone.

Two lines of clear tears slid down his cheeks.

He twisted and cried desperately.

"Yeah, buy it!!!"

"No, bastard!!!"

"Don't take pictures of me, it's really good Social Death, please!!"

Cihang, Wenshu and Taiyi were watching the fun on the side.

He even commented on the magic weapon to a certain extent.

Wenshu touched his chin.

"Well, this mandatory dance rule is very overbearing."

"Even Golden Immortal's physical memory can be tampered with."

Cihang nodded.

"And the dance move is extremely insulting."

"The Dao Heart used to destroy the enemy is simply a magical skill."

Taiyi Zhenren laughed.

"It's so fun, Li Jing is so twisted."

"Softer than my lotus flower incarnation!"

When the song ended, Jin Zha finally stopped.

He was breathing heavily.

The original sense of shame disappeared without a trace during the dance just now.

Instead there was excitement and enthusiasm.

"Cool!"

"No shame, just absolute control!"

"This is Primordial Era's top-notch artifact. Thank you Zhao Martial Uncle for the gift!"

Jin Zha stepped aside excitedly.

And Li Jing collapsed to the ground with a thud.

He covered his face with his hands, feeling helpless.

I feel like I no longer have the dignity to stay in this home.

"General Li, don't lie down in a hurry!"

Zhao Gongming walked over with a smile.

Patted Mu Zha on the shoulder.

"Mu Zha, come on!"

"I see your dad is still very strong and can fight again!"

Li Jing When he heard this, he was so frightened that he trembled all over.

He quickly rolled back and crawled to the ground.

"No, not coming!"

"I refuse, why don't I just admit defeat?!"

However, it's too late.

Mu Zha who saw his eldest brother stealing the show.

At this moment, I was already so excited that I couldn't contain myself.

"Father, I'm offended!"

Mu Zha is holding the cherry-hanging Stand Holy Sword.

He rushed forward with a lunge.

Li Jing looked at Mu Zha with horror on his face.

"Unfilial Son, what are you going to do?!"

I saw that Mu Zha did not swing his sword.

Instead, he suddenly opened his mouth.

The red cherry appeared strangely in his mouth.

Then, Mu Zha rolled his eyes.

His tongue frantically played with the cherry.

Made a demonic and perverted voice:

"Rero Rero Rero Rero..."

Li Jing is confused again.

He stared at his second son blankly, looking like he was mentally retarded.

I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.

"My son... is he stupid?"

"What on earth are you doing?!"

"Can licking a cherry kill someone?!"

Just at the same time as Mu Zha slightly.

The space behind him was distorted.

A knot of muscles all over the body, showing a translucent purple color.

A stand-in messenger full of violent aesthetics has been summoned!

Li Jing looked at the substitute and was confused again.

"What's the use of this thing?"

"Is it very different from an ordinary incarnation?"

The next moment, Mu Zha's body suddenly leaned back.

He posed in a JOJO standing posture with twisted tension.

He pointed at Li Jing and let out a heartbreaking roar.

"OOLA OOLA OOLA OOLA!!!"

"Wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big!!!"

The purple stand-in instantly turned into an afterimage and rushed in front of Li Jing.

The sandbag-sized fist was like a violent storm.

Swinging wildly, it turned into fist shadows all over the sky.

All poured onto Li Jing's body and face!

Bang bang bang bang bang bang!

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Li Jing screamed in pain like a slaughtered pig on the spot.

This substitute's fist not only ignores defense.

And every punch carries a huge amount of real damage!

Poor Mr. Li, he was accused Social Death by his eldest son just now.

Now he is beaten by his second son and has doubts about his life.

It only takes a moment.

Li Jing was beaten till his nose was black and his face was swollen.

The circles under his eyes were black and his front teeth were loose.

He was lying on the ground, covering his face that was swollen like a pig's head.

His words were a bit leaky, and he cried incomprehensibly.

"Don't... stop fighting..."

"This magic weapon... is so powerful and harmful..."

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