Clean and Hygienic, Guys! Yang Jian: What the Hell Is This Supposed to Be, a Magic Treasure for?!
Zhao Gongming instantly came to the paradise of Mount Tao.
He slowly fell from the cloud and looked at Yu Ding with three disciples.
Several people actually stood neatly at the entrance of the courtyard to greet him.
Yu Ding's face was full of smiles, looking very bright, like a traitorous minister.
Zhao Gongming stopped, narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at Yu Ding, and spoke directly.
"Senior brother, there's something wrong with your smile."
"To be courteous for nothing, to commit adultery or to steal, what do you want to do?"
Yu Ding smiled and still rubbed his hands.
"Junior brother, junior brother, what I gave you was a wall calendar!"
Zhao Gongming waved his hands calmly and smiled.
"It's okay, Junior Brother can't remember it, but don't worry, Junior Brother doesn't hold grudges!"
Yu Ding also reached out and patted Zhao Gongming on the shoulder.
He casually pulled the three disciples Yang Jiao, Yang Jian and Yang Chan in front of him.
"Junior brother, now my three disciples have all entered the immortal path for the first time."
"I don't even have any useful weapons in my hands, but you just happened to agree to help them refine Abstract Magic Treasure."
"Junior brother, I usually value friendship and righteousness the most. You must have not forgotten it, right?"
Zhao Gongming couldn't help laughing and shook his head.
"Senior brother said this, how could I forget these things."
"As long as senior brother has enough natural and earthly treasures, I will definitely satisfy the three little guys today."
Yu Ding was also smiling, obviously he was well prepared.
Quickly take out three treasures of heaven, materials and earth that have been treasured for a long time.
Wanzai Huangquan mud, purple gold swallowing bowl and Nine Heavens Profound Lady colorful silk!
[Ding! Three high-level weapon refining materials detected]
[Matching plan: Abstract concept magic weapons can be refined!]
"It's done!"
Zhao Gongming took the materials and walked directly into an empty room in Yang's house.
Use Nine Dragon Cauldron to start refining the weapon in seclusion.
After 7749.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Three precious lights soared into the sky.
Zhao Gongming walked out with a red face.
He held three unique magic weapons in his hands.
"Come on, let's distribute the equipment!"
Zhao Gongming walked up to the burly older brother Yang Jiao.
He handed over a large rice bowl that looked like it was made of stainless steel.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successful refining!]
[Magic weapon name: Clean and hygienic rice bowl (Ganges water limited edition)]
[Grade: Houtian Spirit Treasure(Conceptual Grade)]
[Concept attribute: Gastrointestinal destruction·Breaking challenge!]
[Effect: Offer a rice bowl, and a lump of indescribable mysterious food will automatically be generated in the bowl and forcefully stuffed into the enemy's mouth!]
[After the enemy eats it, his stomach and intestines will instantly turn upside down, causing a strong sense of diarrhea!]
[Whether you can hold it back without erupting on the spot depends entirely on the enemy's endurance!]
[Purely physical and dignified torture!]
[Side effects: Food bloggers share joys and sorrows!]
[Restriction: Injure the enemy one thousand, damage yourself eight hundred!]
[The user must also take a bite of this mysterious food and compete with the opponent for endurance!]
[At the same time, before eating, you must hold the rice bowl and yell in an extremely heroic tone!]
"It's clean and hygienic, brothers, but it does stink a bit!"
Yang Jiao looked at this greasy rice bowl.
My throat was rolling, and I felt like my stomach was starting to churn.
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Gongming walked in front of future God of War Yang Jian.
What he handed over was a big hole.
It looks like a worse begging bowl than the Yang Jiao one.
[Magic weapon name: Rice bowl to get rice (Gold Medal Lecturer Edition)]
[Grade: Houtian Spirit Treasure(Conceptual Grade)]
[Concept attribute: Forced disarm·Bring it to you!]
[Effect: As long as you hold this rice bowl, you can take the enemy's magic weapons, weapons, and even magical powers directly into your own bowl!]
[Makes the enemy instantly lose their weapons and spellcasting abilities!]
[Although you can't use the things that come over, the main character is an absolutely disarming and disgusting person!]
[Side Effect: North American Beggar·Gold Medal Lecturer!]
[Restrictions: The user must hold the broken bowl, make a dejected but optimistic expression, and yell at the enemy!]
"It's time for dinner again, brothers!"
Yang Jian looked down at the broken bowl in his hand.
That handsome and cold little face cracked instantly.
Finally, Zhao Gongming looked at the youngest sister Yang Chan with a kind face.
He handed over a pink and tender piece.
Pleated skirt full of lace and bows.
[Magic weapon name: Cute Girl Skirt]
[Grade: Houtian Spirit Treasure(Conceptual Grade)]
[Concept attribute: Ultimate cuteness·Put down the butcher knife!]
[Effect: Putting on the skirt, the user's image will become cute!]
[This adorable power can directly penetrate the enemy's Dao Heart and capture the enemy's mind!]
[Let the enemy instantly exude a flood of fatherly love, motherly love, and loving kindness, making them completely unable to take action!]
[I will even kneel on the ground and confess to myself, damn it, how could I do something to such a cute child!]
[Side effects: Home Dancer·Demonic Sound ear irrigation.]
[Restrictions: The user must dance a cute house dance and at the same time sing the spiritually polluting BGM loudly with a clip!]
"Let's be cute girls, cute girls, cute girls, cute girls,"
"Just follow me and learn and do better!"
"..."
As the three magic weapons were distributed.
The rewards from the system will also arrive in your account.
[Ding! Trigger three consecutive critical hit rewards!]
[Congratulations to the host for getting: Chaos Vermilion Fruit (three)!]
Zhao Gongming put away the three Chaos Vermilion Fruit with satisfaction.
He turned around, looked at the three children in front of him, and said seriously.
"How's it going? Martial Uncle has customized the magic weapon for you, are you satisfied?"
"This is the Conceptual Grade artifact that contains the ultimate truth!"
"With them, you will definitely be able to walk sideways in Primordial Era from now on!"
At this time, the courtyard showed extremely polarized reactions.
The youngest Yang Chan is holding the little pink dress.
With little stars twinkling in his eyes, he turned around excitedly.
"Wow, what a beautiful little dress!"
"Thank you Zhao Martial Uncle, Chan'er likes it so much!"
"Chan'er is the best at singing and dancing!"
The little girl is innocent and innocent.
For this magic weapon that can make you cute.
Not only was there no resistance, but I couldn't put it down.
However, next to Yang Jiao and Yang Jian.
But it was like being struck by lightning, and his whole body was turned to stone.
Yang Jiao is holding the greasy and clean rice bowl.
I imagined that I was face to face with the enemy.
While eating an unknown object, he clamped his legs and frantically held in his feces.
I also want to shout about the clean and hygienic scene...
Yang Jian looked at the gaping rice bowl in his hand, his face full of despair.
The two brothers turned their heads stiffly and looked at each other.
It's all in each other's eyes.
I saw deep despair and fear.
and a deep suspicion of the world.
Yang Jian took a deep breath, and his hands were shaking violently.
He looked at Yu Ding Zhenren, then at Zhao Gongming.
He raised questions deep in his soul.
"Master...Martial Uncle..."
"This horse riding..."
"Is this stepping horse really a magic weapon for human use?!!