[Side Effect: Grumpy Parents·Hell Warning]
[Restrictions: When using the magic weapon, the user must point at the enemy hanging in mid-air, with an angry look on his face, shout the enemy's name loudly, and make a furious roar!]
"XXX(enemy name)!"
"No swings allowed in the house!"
At the moment when the magic weapon takes shape.
Zhao Gongming In mind.
The system's critical strike reward comes again.
[Ding! Trigger Supreme God-Tier Critical Strike!]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Devil Dao Law Mastery (Great Perfection)!]
"What the hell?!"
Zhao Gongming was shocked in his heart.
His eyes burst into light of extreme excitement.
"Devil Dao Law Mastery?!"
"This is Demon Ancestor Luohu's special skill!"
"You actually brought me to Dzogchen directly?!"
"With this thing, in the future Great Expedition."
"If we encounter Demon Ancestor Luohu or his demon gods again..."
"I can really defeat magic with magic."
"Let's fight him head-on!"
"Know yourself and the enemy, and you will be victorious in every battle!"
Zhao Gongming suppressed the excitement in his heart.
Take those leather boots.
He walked up to Kuafu who was still nailed to the wall.
With a wave of his hand, he dispelled Hou Yi's light arrow.
Hand the leather boots to Kuafu.
And detailed the combo of hanging + kicking.
And the side effects of that hellish black star joke.
I said it exactly again.
After listening to Zhao Gongming's introduction.
Kuafu held the pair of boots and swallowed.
Turning around to look at Hou Yi not far away.
A cruel and perverted smile appeared on his face.
"Hey hey hey..."
"Swinging, right?"
"Hou Yi, just wait for me!"
"I have to hang you from a tree today!"
At this time, there are hundreds of millions of Primordial Era netizens in the live broadcast room.
After listening to the functions and side effects of this magic weapon.
The entire barrage area once again experienced an unprecedented sensation and tremor!
[??????]
[Holy shit, what kind of hell-level magic weapon is this horse-stepping weapon that can hang people up and kick them?!]
[Swings are not allowed in the God's Horse House. Which devil came up with this side effect? It must be in the underworld!]
[Crazy, Zhao Gongming Esteemed Immortal is absolutely crazy, this is simply abstract to the extreme!]
[It's not like anything a normal Primordial Era creature can come up with!]
[It's so perverted, but I like it so much, Gongming brother, please take another one, please!]
Watching the screen full of shock and admiration.
Zhao Gongming smiled slightly while hiding his merit and fame.
Look at the camera with deep eyes.
"Family, don't make a fuss."
"On the avenue of abstraction, this... has just begun!"
Looking at the brand new pair of No Swinging Boots on my feet.
Kuafu slowly turned his head.
His eyes were fixed on Hou Yi not far away.
"Gudong..."
Hou Yi looked at Kuafu with eyes that seemed to be eating people.
My heart suddenly went numb, and cold sweat broke out on my forehead.
He subconsciously took two steps back.
He quickly put on a flattering smile.
Start playing the emotional card like crazy.
"What...Kuafu brother!"
"Calm down, you must calm down!"
"We are good brothers who grew up together!"
"I remember when we peed and muddled together under Mount Buzhou."
"Let's go East Sea to catch a dragon and roast it."
"What a deep friendship that is!"
"We live and die together, we are brothers and sisters!"
"You can't hurt our brotherhood just because of a magic weapon!"
Faced with Hou Yi, the deep brotherly love burst into tears.
Kuafu sneered.
He spat disdainfully.
"Bah, screw your uncle's brotherhood!"
"Just now when you nailed me to the wall with that broken bow."
"Why don't you think about us being brothers?!"
"I treat you as my brother, but you treat me as a living target!"
"I have to let you taste this Abstract Magic Treasure today!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Kuafu moved the leather boots under his feet without hesitation.
A law of cause and effect in the style of a hell joke came instantly.
"Hey, what the fuck?!"
Hou Yi I just feel my neck tightening.
The next second, an invisible conceptual noose appeared out of thin air.
It was tightly wrapped around Hou Yi's neck.
Directly put this sturdy man who was several feet tall.
He was forcibly hoisted into the air!
Hou Yi Both feet are off the ground.
His hands desperately grasped the invisible rope around his neck.
His legs were kicking wildly in mid-air.
His tongue stuck out and he rolled his eyes.
Presenting a standard and weird hanging state.
"Uh... help... help..."
See this scene.
The hundreds of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were once again shocked.
The barrages flew like snowflakes.
[Holy shit, shit, shit, what kind of magic weapon is this horse riding?!]
[The big witch was directly hung up. The visual impact is too strong!]
[Physical transcendence, this is simply like the Lord of Hell's thumb, it's too abstract!]
Just when the whole network was shocked.
Kuafu below takes a deep breath.
His face instantly turned violent.
He pointed at Hou Yi hanging in mid-air.
He let out that classic roar that could be included in the Primordial Era Hell Joke Collection.
"Hou Yi, swings are not allowed in the house!"
As soon as this line came out.
The new influx of viewers in the live broadcast room.
Completely plunged into a state of crazy shock and laughter.
[God is riding a horse and swinging on a swing. This is hanging!]
[This magic weapon is so abstract!]
[Zhao Gongming Esteemed Immortal How long are the brain circuits?!]
[Merit-1-1-1-1... This joke is so hellish, but I like it so much!]
Accompanied by this roar.
Kuafu took a sudden step forward and rounded his right leg.
With the great witch's terrifying power, which is enough to kick the stars into pieces.
It was a brutal and powerful volley directed at Hou Yi in mid-air!
Bang!!!
A heart-wrenching sound.
"Ouch!"
Hou Yi let out a shrill scream.
The whole person felt like a ball being kicked away.
It turned into a shooting star and disappeared at the end of the sky in an instant.
Not even a shadow was left.
"Cool!"
Kuafu looked in the direction where Hou Yi disappeared.
He let out a long breath of evil breath.
He turned around and bowed deeply to Zhao Gongming.
"Thank you, Senior Brother Zhao, for the treasure!"
"I'll go after him right now!"
"I have to hang him on Mount Buzhou today!"
Having said that, Kuafu stepped forward with his long legs.
It rumbled and ran in the direction where Hou Yi disappeared.
Watching the two people chasing and escaping.
Zhao Gongming is lying on the rocking chair.
He shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."
"What a Witch Race brother."
"It's our brothers who are being cheated!"
"I estimate that Junior Brother Hou Yi's next fate will not be very good."
Finished dealing with these two living treasures.
Zhao Gongming turned his attention to the light curtain in front of him again.
He stood up and opened his arms to the camera in the live broadcast room.
He asked loudly with a proud face, as if he was possessed by an MLM leader.
"Family members, have you seen this?!"
"This is the gold content of Abstract Magic Treasure!"
"Now, please tell me loudly, who still has dreams?!"
The barrage was detonated instantly.
Thousands of messages flooded the screen like crazy.
Most of them are fanatical about buying Abstract Magic Treasure.
[I have a dream, I want to buy a magic weapon, and I want my master to have a taste of swinging!]
[Gongming Brother, look at me, I'm going to give you a pair of Innate Spiritual Vein, please give me a magic weapon that can make people shit their pants pockets in public!]