Honghuang: Full-Conceptual Artifact Refining, Instant Social Death for Users!
Chapter 34

Liu Ji's Ten Thousand Coins! The Entire Primordial Era Watches the Dragon Race "Wriggle"!

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East Sea Dragon Palace, undersea plaza.

Watching Ao Lie wildly twist around that pink steel pole, striking all manner of difficult, eye-searing poses.

Zhao Gongming could not help covering his forehead, his face full of unbearable disgust.

"Tut, tut, tut..."

"These poses, this frequency..."

"It's exactly like watching rockets ascend at the space launch center in my previous life!"

"They both spiral toward the heavens—only one relies on fuel, while the other relies on sheer sultriness."

Huang Long, Cihang, Medicine Master, and Xuandu beside him.

All wore the exact same expression of an old man staring at a phone on the subway, and began complaining in unison.

"Eye-searing! This is simply too eye-searing!"

"This Humble Daoist has cultivated for countless eons, yet I have never seen such... such a shameless method of cultivation!"

"Though the results seem rather good, isn't the price... a little too high?"

Just as everyone was busy complaining.

A resounding dragon's roar echoed through the seabed.

Ao Lie had finally climbed to the top of the steel pole. Amid a blaze of dazzling golden light, he crossed the Dragon Gate!

His once-muddled bloodline instantly boiled and recombined.

Roar—!

A mighty and imposing true dragon, covered from head to tail in silver-white scales and bearing five claws beneath its belly.

Materialized within the radiance, coiling and soaring through the air, its dragon might vast and boundless!

"I did it! I did it!"

Ao Lie returned to human form, trembling all over with excitement. He dropped straight from the air and bowed deeply before Ao Guang.

"Father King, your son has become a Five-Clawed True Dragon!"

Then he turned to Zhao Gongming and fell to his knees with a thud, his eyes brimming with fanatical gratitude.

"Thank you, Esteemed Immortal, for the grace of remaking me!"

"Ao Lie will never forget this kindness for as long as he lives!"

"From now on, if the Esteemed Immortal tells me to twist, I will never stand still!"

Zhao Gongming smiled as he helped him up, waving his hand.

"It's nothing, it was merely a matter of each taking what we needed."

"I have already obtained what I wanted, so there is no need for such courtesy."

Ao Lie still looked utterly bewildered, having no idea what the Esteemed Immortal had obtained.

By then, Ao Guang was so excited he was practically about to suffer a brain hemorrhage.

He immediately took out a communication jade slip and frantically summoned people.

"Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, hurry to the East Sea! Bring your most outstanding young ones—there is a heaven-shaking opportunity here!"

A short while later, South Sea Dragon King Ao Qin, West Sea Dragon King Ao Run, and North Sea Dragon King Ao Shun rushed over in a blazing hurry.

Ao Guang pulled his three brothers along and pointed at that pink Dragon Gate.

Spittle flying everywhere, he lavishly extolled Zhao Gongming's greatness and the Dragon Gate's miraculous power.

The three old Dragon Kings were left completely dumbfounded.

When they saw Ao Lie, who had already become a Five-Clawed True Dragon, their eyes turned red with envy.

"Big Brother, say no more!"

"For the sake of the Dragon Race, what does an old face matter!"

Thus, beneath the terrified gazes of the tens of thousands of shrimp soldiers, crab generals, dragon sons, and dragon descendants present.

The Four Sea Dragon Kings, four overlords who normally carried immense authority and ruled the four seas.

Actually stripped off their outer robes in perfect unison, revealing the... fitted outfits underneath.

Then the four old dragons scrambled to hug that pink steel pole.

Thump-cha, thump-cha!

The DJ Dance Music exploded once more, even more intense than before.

"Twist, Second Brother! Your waist isn't working—make your movements bigger!"

"Third Brother, don't be shy! Stick that butt out!"

"For the tribe... ah, no, for the Dragon Race, charge!"

The four Dragon Kings flipped and flew up and down the pole, and that sight... was simply a portrait of hell.

The Dragon Race descendants below stood there dumbfounded, their entire worldview shattered.

"Th-this... is this still my Father Emperor?"

"My mindset's fucking exploded! Father Emperor, get down here already—stop twisting!"

"Wuwuwu, I don't want to live anymore. This is too humiliating!"

Meanwhile, Zhao Gongming and his brothers deftly raised their Recording Stones, found the best angles, and recorded everything like mad.

As Zhao Gongming filmed, he whistled excitedly and egged them on.

"Woo!"

"Beautiful! That upside-down bicycle kick was textbook!"

"Twist again! Keep going, keep going—fantastic!"

"With those dance moves, that figure—if this were the future, someone would definitely shout, 'Liu Ji, ten thousand cash!'"

Yellow Dragon True Person beside him was already blushing furiously from watching. Hearing that, he could not help asking curiously.

"Junior Brother, who is Liu Ji?"

"Why give him ten thousand cash? Is he some Great Expert?"

Zhao Gongming gave a mysterious smile, patted Yellow Dragon on the shoulder, and said meaningfully.

"Liu Ji..."

"He is someone... a formidable man who specializes in slaying White Dragons."

"Senior Brother, you'll get to know him someday."

Yellow Dragon was completely stunned. He shrank back, his face full of terror.

"Slaying White Dragons?"

"Then why would I want to know him? I'm Yellow Dragon, but I'm still a dragon!"

"Junior Brother, don't scare me. I'm timid!"

Just then.

Rumble!

Four terrifying auras shot into the sky.

The Four Sea Dragon Kings had successfully reached the summit and crossed the Dragon Gate!

Under the reinforcement of Conceptual Grade laws, the Ancestor Dragon bloodline that had lain dormant within them for ages was completely awakened.

The bottleneck that had trapped them at the peak of the Primordial Unity Golden Immortal realm for countless years shattered in an instant like paper.

Early Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal realm!

Four Zenith Heaven Golden Immortals!

At this moment, the Dragon Race's strength underwent a qualitative leap!

"Hahahaha, we did it! We really did it!"

Ao Guang and the others descended in human form, tears of excitement streaming down their aged faces as they bowed deeply to Zhao Gongming.

"Thank you, Esteemed Immortal. Your grace toward our Dragon Race is no different from giving us new life!"

Zhao Gongming waved with a grin.

"It's nothing, it's nothing. I've already feasted my eyes... ahem, I mean, it was merely a small effort."

In high spirits, Ao Guang swept out an arm and shouted at the countless densely packed dragon sons and grandsons below.

"Children!"

"What are you still standing around for?"

"All of you, get up there and twist! Whoever twists the hottest will be the next Dragon King!"

"For the rise of the Dragon Race, charge!"

At Ao Guang's command.

Those Dragon Race descendants who had been suffering social death just moments ago—

upon seeing their elders genuinely break through, the shame in their eyes was instantly replaced by desire.

"Charge!"

"For Zenith Heaven Golden Immortals, for our bloodline!"

"Isn't it just dancing? I've practiced!"

Splash!

Thousands upon thousands of Flood Dragons, Horned Dragons, and Coiled Dragons—

even quite a few mixed-blood Turtle Prime Ministers and Whale Generals—surged madly toward that pink steel pole like crucian carp crossing a river.

Looking at the sheer number of them, Zhao Gongming could not help but sigh.

"Tsk, tsk. The Dragon Race really can breed."

"With all these motley bloodlines, it seems the rumors are true—dragons are lustful by nature and love trying to have children with every kind of living creature."

As he spoke, he turned to Yellow Dragon True Person beside him and teased, "Senior Brother Yellow Dragon, you're part of the Dragon Race too. How come I've never seen you with any descendants?"

"You should have a few yourself. You could even take them into the Dragon Gate for refinement."

Yellow Dragon True Person's face instantly flushed red as a boiled shrimp. He bashfully rubbed the corner of his robes and lowered his head.

"Junior Brother... don't make fun of me."

"Your senior brother... has never even held the hand of a female immortal."

"I'm still... still a virgin."

Zhao Gongming froze for a moment, then immediately looked at him with solemn respect and patted Yellow Dragon on the shoulder.

"That's a good thing!"

"A virgin cultivates faster!"

"If you're really lonely... it's fine to solve it yourself with Five-Finger Maiden. Nothing shameful about that, really."

Yellow Dragon looked utterly bewildered.

"Five-Finger Maiden? Which fairy is that? Why have I never heard of her?"

Zhao Gongming: "..."

Just then.

Grand Master Xuandu, who had remained silent all this time, suddenly pointed ahead and let out an awestruck cry like someone who had never seen the world.

"My heavens, what a peerless sight!!"

Zhao Gongming and the others looked up in the direction of his voice.

They saw that the pink steel pole stretching from heaven to earth was now covered in densely packed members of the Dragon Race.

Countless Flood Dragons and true dragons clung to it like enormous worms.

Following the steel pole, moving to the beat of the energetic DJ Dance Music, they twisted their waists in perfect unison, wriggling madly upward.

Twist left, twist right, twist their necks, twist their butts.

That scene...

was like a gigantic, multicolored maggot pit throwing a party... no, a dragon pit.

The Dragon Gate's aura was simply too powerful. This pink pillar of light directly burst through the sea surface and illuminated the skies above the East Sea.

At that moment, every living being in the eastern Primordial Era only needed to look up

to see that enormous pink pillar of light, along with the explosive spectacle of ten thousand dragons twisting their waists within it.

Countless cultivators stood dumbfounded, so shocked that the magical treasures in their hands fell to the ground.

"Holy shit, that's the East Sea?"

"What... is the Dragon Race doing?"

"Are they all in heat, or have they all been possessed?"

"They've gone mad—the Dragon Race has gone mad!!"

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