``` [ Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have successfully refined a Conceptual Level Magic Treasure! ]
[Recipient: Long-Eared Dingguang Immortal (one of the Seven Attendant Immortals of the Interception Sect)]
[Supreme Critical Hit Reward triggered!]
[Congratulations! You have obtained: Yellow Middle Plum Tree (Supreme Grade Innate Spirit Root)!]
A phantom of a treasure tree, its entire body a deep blackish yellow and wreathed in primordial chaos, flashed through Zhao Gongming's sea of consciousness.
It bore nine fruits that seemed to contain the truths of the Great Dao.
"Yellow Middle Plum?!"
Zhao Gongming's heart shook violently.
This was said to be the foremost of the legendary Ten Supreme Grade Innate Spirit Roots of the Primordial Era!
Legend had it that the tree bloomed once every epoch, bore fruit once every epoch, and needed another epoch for its fruit to ripen. It produced just nine fruits every thirty thousand years.
A mortal who merely smelled one could live for three hundred and sixty years. Eat one, and even an ordinary person with no cultivation could instantly gain the magical power of a Grand Unity Golden Immortal!
Though such a Grand Unity Golden Immortal would be the weakest of their kind and could never improve further, this was a strategic nuclear weapon for mass-producing Grand Unity Golden Immortals!
"I'm rich! Filthy rich!"
Zhao Gongming suppressed his excitement and turned his gaze to the timid Dingguang Xian before him.
He handed over the oddly shaped Lightning Protection Earphones and carefully explained the humiliating dance-king routine.
After hearing him out, Dingguang Xian's long ears drooped at once. He shook his head like a rattle drum, his face full of resistance.
"N-no, Senior Brother!"
"I have to thrust my hips, touch... that place, and sing something about avoiding thunder?"
"That's way too embarrassing! I can't do it!"