Last Night, I Lost to a Wheelchair on Mount Akina! I Scammed Someone and Ran-What a Thrill!
"Ugh..."
Di Jiang The whole person is at the center of the flower-hand storm.
The strong wind swirled, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, stars appeared in the eyes, and the sky was spinning.
I was still complaining about Shake Music earlier, but this is going to be really disgusting.
The rocker is Social Death, which is completely a double attack of Social Death plus physical damage.
Di Jiang can vaguely see the unrestrained smile on Minghe's face.
When he was about to speak angrily, he could only make the sound of retching.
"Ugh!"
At the same time, the magical spiritual quotes of Minghe are still echoing in my ears.
"The world of flowers has charming eyes. If you don't have the strength, don't compete with me!"
Not far away, Zhao Gongming looked at this scene and couldn't help but clicked his tongue twice and shook his head.
"To be honest... look at the entire Primordial Era."
"If someone can achieve such a popularity level as Martial Uncle Di Jiang, I probably won't be able to find anyone else."
"It's a skill to be beaten wherever you go."
"Fuck off, I don't seem to have anything to do here. If I stay any longer, I might get accidentally hurt."
Zhao Gongming Without saying a word, he directly tore the space apart and disappeared from the spot.
Shouyang Mountain, Human Courtyard.
Zhao Gongming immediately announced his retreat after returning.
In the secret room, he sat cross-legged, with Daoist charm flowing around his body.
"System, withdraw rewards!"
Two drops of essence and blood exuding the aura of the Supreme Law emerged.
A drop of crystal clear solidified the long river of time, Time God-Demon essence and blood!
A drop of illusion, connected to the endless void, Space God-Demon essence and blood!
"The avenue of time and space is under your control!"
Zhao Gongming Open your mouth and swallow.
Rumble!
In conjunction with the Primordial World Version of the Eight Wonders just obtained.
Zhao Gongming's understanding was stimulated to the extreme at this moment.
Time accelerated and flowed backward around him, and space folded and shattered around him.
I don't know how much time passed, but Zhao Gongming's eyes suddenly opened, and it seemed that the birth and death of the vast world was emerging.
"You have broken through the middle stage of Daluo Golden Immortal, and you seem to have seen pictures of other worlds?"
In the trance of the previous breakthrough, scenes from other worlds seemed to appear before my eyes.
Although it is still a bit blurry, the breaths of different worlds are completely different and can be distinguished.
"It seems that the Great Expedition plan advocated by Grand Tutor really needs to be promoted."
Zhao Gongming gathered his breath and opened the door to exit.
However, as soon as he opened the courtyard door, he saw a man with a pale face and resentful eyes.
The sturdy man, who seemed to have been trampled by hundreds of men, was leaning at the door, staring at him.
"Emperor...Martial Uncle Di Jiang?"
Zhao Gongming was startled and coughed twice in embarrassment.
"Ahem, Martial Uncle, what's wrong with you?"
"What are you doing with me? This is not the way to touch porcelain."
Di Jiang sniffed and said with aggrieved and resentful expression.
"Brother Zhao, you judge!"
"First, Kunpeng, that old Yinbi, shook my brain with a rocking car!"
"Then that pervert Minghe used a flower umbrella to shake me dry!"
"I almost got beaten to death. Now I'm making circles when I walk!"
"Each of them has a new magic weapon to bully an honest person like me!"
Di Jiang grabbed Zhao Gongming's sleeve and said shamelessly.
"I don't care, I also want a new magic weapon!"
"It must be the kind that can run fast and be disgusting!"
Zhao Gongming looked at Di Jiang's miserable appearance and could only express it cheerfully.
"Okay, okay, listen to Martial Uncle."
Then, he couldn't help but complain.
"But Martial Uncle..."
"You use your magic weapon to blackmail people all day long, which makes you so unpopular. Everyone who has a magic weapon will go to you as soon as possible."
"You're quite stunned too, can't you restrain yourself?"
Di Jiang's old face turned red and he held his neck in defense.
"I... I am using the magic weapon rules reasonably!"
"They beat me, did I say anything?"
"My ass is given to that old boy East King Duke..."
"Stop!!"
Zhao Gongming quickly interrupted with a wave of his hand, a look of horror on his face.
"Okay, okay, Martial Uncle I don't want to hear it!"
"I don't even want to see your butt, please respect yourself!"
"Just bring me the heavenly materials and earthly treasures, and I will refine the magic weapon for you. Please!"
Di Jiang chuckled, didn't waste any time, and directly took out a void flow stone that exuded the law of extreme speed.
[Ding! High-level weapon refining material detected: Void Flowing Stone]
[Matching plan: Refinable vehicles/racing/drifting concept magic weapons]
Zhao Gongming took the materials and turned around and entered the refining room.
After 7749.
A car with a stylish appearance turned out to be an electric wheelchair.
And it looks like it's been used for decades.
There is also a very outrageous little advertisement taped to the back of the chair.
Professional repair of roof leaks.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successful refining!]
[Magic weapon name: Tiaoxihu·Wuling Divine Car]
[Grade: Houtian Spirit Treasure(Conceptual Grade)]
[Concept attribute: Inertial drift·Overtaking in corners!]
[Effect: Sitting in a wheelchair, the speed is forced to exceed the speed of light!]
[And with the concept of absolute overtaking, no matter who is in front of you, as long as you encounter a curve, you will definitely be able to overtake them, and the impact force of the wheelchair is comparable to the Ancestral Witch body, whoever blocks it will hit the other person!]
[Side Effect: Mount Akina Car God·Tofu Shop BGM!]
[Restrictions: The user must hold the handle with one hand, tilt the body crazily with the wheelchair, and make an exaggerated drifting posture, and the eyes must be melancholy and deep.]
[BGM: The wheelchair comes with a super loud shrimp catcher that cannot be turned off!]
[Line: When drifting, you must shout out that classic monologue!]
"I lost to a wheelchair last night at Mount Akina!"
"He uses inertia to drift through corners, and his car is very fast!"
"I only saw that he had a sign about repairing roof leaks..."
At the same time, the system's critical hit reward almost made Zhao Gongming bite his tongue.
[Ding! Trigger Supreme God-Tier Critical Strike!]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Investiture of the Gods List (Heavenly Book)!]
A golden list that exudes endless pressure from heaven and governs the gods of the heavens is quietly suspended in the Zhao Gongming sea of consciousness.
"Investiture of the Gods List?!"
Zhao Gongming's heart is beating wildly, this is the core treasure of Investiture of the Gods Tribulation in the future!
The names and taboos of three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods were written.
You can canonize the Heavenly Court gods, control the gods True Spirit, and suppress Heavenly Court's Fortune!
"With this thing..."
"In the future Investiture of the Gods Tribulation, whoever I want to be on the list will be on the list, and whoever I want to be protected will be protected?"
"This is simply a cheating artifact!"
Zhao Gongming suppressed the excitement in his heart and walked out with the broken wheelchair.
Outside the door, Zhao Gongming handed the wheelchair to Di Jiang and explained the suffocating usage in detail.
Di Jiang looked at this wheelchair with a small advertisement on it. Instead of being disgusted, his eyes became brighter and brighter.
"Absolutely overtaking?"
"The impact force is comparable to Ancestral Witch?"
"Can it still drift?"
Di Jiang slapped his thigh and jumped up with excitement.
"Wonderful, this is tailor-made for me!"
"Think about it, I use a stretcher to blackmail people first, and then I put it away when the blackmail is over."
"If I can't be blackmailed or defeated, I'll just get in a wheelchair and run away!"
"Who can catch up with me, who can beat me?"
"The stretcher is a magic weapon. After I get into the wheelchair, I run away. That's right!"
Di Jiang instantly understood the essence of this gangster combo.
He couldn't wait to get on the wheelchair, holding the handle with one hand and leaning his body.
Buzz buzz!
The explosive shrimp catcher exploded instantly.
"Minghe, you wait for Laozi!"
"It was a good shake just now, wasn't it? Laozi is going to kill you now!"
Di Jiang was driving an electric wheelchair and turned into an afterimage.
Draw a perfect S-shaped drift in the air and go straight to the Nether Blood Sea!
Only that classic line is left echoing in the air.
"I lost to a wheelchair at Mount Akina last night..."
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