Bibi Dong's Wild Thoughts

"So you're saying you just took a stroll through the Star Dou Great Forest and picked up a young girl?"

In the Star Dou Great Forest, Bibi Dong, the Pope of Spirit Hall and the strongest possessor of Twin Martial Souls in the history of the Douluo Continent, said this.

"Yes, that's right. That's exactly what happened. I picked this young girl up while wandering around."

Huo Yuhao answered stiffly.

"Also, this young girl has Innate Full Soul Power. She's only twelve, yet her Soul Power Level has already reached thirty-five. Her parents are both dead, and she strongly wishes to join Spirit Hall."

"Yes, that's how it was."

Bibi Dong stared at Huo Yuhao in utter disbelief. Did he take her for an idiot?

"Who are you trying to fool? Do you think genius maidens are cabbages, just waiting to be picked up anywhere in the forest? You'd better tell me the truth. Where exactly did you get this girl?"

Bibi Dong glared at Huo Yuhao with her beautiful eyes.

"Teacher, I really did find her in the forest! You have to believe me! Think about it—I was picked up in the forest by Grandpa Qian, wasn't I? Since Grandpa Qian could pick me up in the forest, isn't it perfectly normal for me to pick up this young girl in the forest now?"

Huo Yuhao kept trying to brainwash Bibi Dong, hoping to make her accept this reality.

Hearing Huo Yuhao's words, Bibi Dong clenched her fists tightly, a huge vein popping out on her forehead.

Then, Bibi Dong gritted her teeth and said, "Huo Yuhao, I feel like you're insulting my intelligence. Looks like you want another round of training with me!"

"Teacher, nooo!"

Huo Yuhao's miserable cries echoed through the Star Dou Great Forest. The sound was enough to break a man's heart and bring tears to a woman's eyes.

Gu Yuena, standing nearby, clearly had no intention of rescuing Huo Yuhao. She merely watched the two of them fool around with an indifferent gaze.

However, the faint curve at the corner of Gu Yuena's lips showed that she was in quite a good mood.

Huo Yuhao: Hey, feed me peanuts! Feed me peanuts!

The screams continued for a full hour. Only when Huo Yuhao lay on the ground, utterly exhausted, did Bibi Dong clap her hands in satisfaction.

Hmph, this little brat always challenged the limits of her mental endurance again and again.

No, she absolutely could not let this matter end so easily.

Bibi Dong thought to herself, Since Yuhao is hiding so many secrets in his heart, he must be exhausted...

At the thought of Huo Yuhao hiding so many secrets all by himself and suffering stomachaches every night, Bibi Dong's heart ached.

It was like a virtuous wife going alone to find her husband's superior so that her husband would not be fired.

In the end, when the superior said, "Madam, think of your family. You don't want your husband to be laid off, do you?" she swallowed her humiliation and complied.

Then the wife dragged her weary body home, still carefully preparing dinner for her husband. She gently watched him finish his meal, then held back the tears about to spill from her eyes as she cleaned up the dishes.

In the end, she could only curl up alone in bed, crying as she recalled the humiliation she had suffered during the day...

The more Bibi Dong thought about it, the more heartbroken she became.

Ah, Yuhao is the truly pitiful one. He's borne so much all by himself. Bibi Dong secretly decided that from now on, she would go to Yuhao's room every night to keep him company. She would never let him be alone again. That was her duty as his teacher!

Yet, seeing the affectionate look in Bibi Dong's eyes, Huo Yuhao immediately felt an ominous premonition. What is with that look? What is with that affection? Why do I feel like you're plotting something against me?!

Just as Huo Yuhao was speculating about the Pope's scheme, Bibi Dong had already turned her attention to Gu Yuena.

When she saw Gu Yuena before her, even Bibi Dong could not help feeling a trace of danger.

It was simply because this young girl was far too beautiful. Bibi Dong had always considered her own beauty unmatched across the entire Douluo Continent, yet this girl before her was not inferior to her in the slightest.

Could Yuhao possibly be the reincarnation of a succubus? Otherwise, why did he keep running into all kinds of girls wherever he went?

Setting aside the pair of sisters, Shui Bing'er and Shui Yuer, from earlier, now a Gu Yuena had appeared out of nowhere.

Moreover, Bibi Dong could sense that this young girl named Gu Yuena was extremely strong-willed.

Although she looked like a harmless little white rabbit, a woman's intuition told Bibi Dong that Gu Yuena might very well become her Lifelong Rival!

But Huo Yuhao had already brought the girl to her. What else could Bibi Dong say? She could only extend a hand in welcome to Gu Yuena.

"Young girl, since your talent is so outstanding, stay by my side from now on and become my disciple."

Bibi Dong spoke in a tone that brooked no refusal. No matter who this young girl was or where she came from, as long as she became Bibi Dong's disciple, Bibi Dong would still outrank her in status.

Gu Yuena blinked and nodded in agreement. After all, her goal was to stay by Huo Yuhao's side and observe him. As for what identity she used to remain beside him, Gu Yuena did not truly care.

Besides, she was not human. The so-called bond between teacher and disciple, along with all the rules and restrictions of the human world, could not bind her at all. Being a teacher or a disciple made no difference to her.

Bibi Dong probably would not have guessed even if she were beaten to death that the young girl before her was the Silver Dragon King, Lord of Soul Beasts. She could never have imagined that this seemingly obedient and clever young girl had nearly killed her just moments ago.

"Alright, now that everything has been settled, let's return to Spirit Hall."

Bibi Dong rubbed her brow tiredly. Strange—she had not exerted herself much on this outing, so why did she feel so physically and mentally exhausted, as though she had just gone through a great battle?

Unable to figure it out for the moment, Bibi Dong stopped dwelling on it.

What mattered most now was returning to Spirit Hall as soon as possible and formally appointing Yuhao as the Martial Soul Hall Holy Son.

To be honest, Huo Yuhao's gains on this trip had far exceeded Bibi Dong's expectations.

First, a Big Worm had inexplicably popped out. Then Huo Yuhao and the Big Worm chattered as though they had known each other in a past life, talking about many things Bibi Dong could not understand.

After that, the Big Worm directly revealed his identity, exposing the fact that he was a Million-Year Soul Beast.

Then Yuhao held something called a "Soul Spirit Ritual," obtaining a Million-Year Soul Ring and absorbing a Ten Thousand Year Soul Bone, which directly raised Huo Yuhao's level to eighteen.

Afterward, he casually saved Shui Bing'er's group and picked up a genius little girl.

Looking back on the past two days, Bibi Dong felt as though her CPU was about to burn out. Weren't plots like these supposed to exist only in novels? This was far too absurd.

If these events could be written into a novel, Bibi Dong had even thought of a title: <Douluo: A Million-Year Soul Beast Gives Itself Away at the Start, and Huo Cheat Turns Out to Be Me!>

Bibi Dong shook her head hard, suppressing those thoughts.

Then she wrapped Huo Yuhao and Gu Yuena in her Soul Power and shot into the sky toward Spirit Hall.