Naruto: My Templates Stack Infinitely
Chapter 10

Go SPA Tsunade!

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From the moment they met Tsunade, the legendary Sannin, the most beautiful and powerful female ninja in the Ninja World, all that Asuma and Kurenai Yuhi received, besides a bad impression, was an even worse impression.

A gambler, shameless, owing money and not paying it back...

At this very moment, the two young people's impression of Tsunade finally saw a slight improvement, because the food stall Tsunade mentioned, whose owner had excellent skills, indeed tasted very good.

"Chicken soup is here~"

The enthusiastic owner brought the last dish to the table. Tsunade, wolfing down her food, bit open a bottle cap and guzzled it down. Beaming, she boasted to everyone.

"I'm not exaggerating, am I? How's the owner's cooking? If I weren't broke, I'd even hire the owner as my private chef."

Everyone chuckled and affirmed the owner's skill. With the owner present, they couldn't exactly insult his cooking, and besides, his skills were genuinely good.

Tipsy and flushed, Tsunade, like a Cadillac owner, started bragging, "After we finish eating, we'll go for a massage and foot wash. I know a hot spring inn where all the masseuses are young and beautiful girls with excellent techniques..."

Kurenai Yuhi's slightly improved impression of Tsunade immediately plummeted. What a bad woman, wanting to take Jiang Feng gege for a foot wash!

Asuma's impression of Tsunade improved further. Indeed, he was right about his adoptive father?

The honest man, Kurenai Yuhi, gave an awkward smile. He truly hadn't expected Tsunade, a woman, to say such things. More importantly, his daughter was right here...

"My lady, could you spare me a bowl of noodles?"

A beautiful, ragged girl stood beside Kurenai Yuhi, timidly pleading, "Give me a bowl of noodles, and after I eat, I can come to where you're staying and give you a massage... If you buy me two bowls, I can sleep with you."

"Pfft!"

The honest man, Kurenai Yuhi, immediately turned his head and spat out his rice. My daughter is still here, don't ruin me.

Tsunade, still tipsy, suddenly stared blankly at the beautiful girl who had suddenly appeared, "I think I've seen you somewhere before..."

"I used to work at the Sea of Rivers Hot Spring Inn..." the beautiful girl replied timidly.

Oh~ Tsunade suddenly understood. She had stayed at the Sea of Rivers for a few days, and the masseuses there were also beautiful. Later, she heard that the masseuses there secretly provided unspeakable services to customers, so she never went back.

But why had this beautiful girl fallen so low?

Those who provided "soft" adult services... seemed to earn quite a bit.

The local owner sighed and explained for everyone, "This girl... was recently tricked by a handsome young man. He pretended to be a rich young master and said he wanted to take her as a concubine. This girl completely fell for it, not realizing he was just a pretty boy trying to trick her into selling herself for money... Later, this girl contracted a venereal disease..."

A beautiful girl with a venereal disease would have a hard time surviving in Tanzaku Town.

Everyone suddenly understood why the girl was so down on her luck. And why she approached Kurenai Yuhi instead of Jiang Feng.

"Give her two bowls of noodles," Jiang Feng said to the owner.

"Jiang Feng!" The young Kurenai Yuhi pouted and glared at Jiang Feng.

Often, men possess a certain confidence, believing their girlfriends won't be jealous of other women because they deem those other women less attractive, less well-endowed, and possessing numerous flaws, giving their girlfriends no reason to be jealous.

But women don't need a reason to be jealous.

Jiang Feng quietly took the young Kurenai Yuhi's hand and rubbed it a couple of times. The young girl was instantly won over.

"Thank you..."

The beautiful girl timidly sat down between Tsunade and Kurenai Yuhi, far from Jiang Feng, seemingly wary of him due to being deceived by a handsome scumbag.

"You're welcome, consider it as the world owing you."

Consider it as the world owing you.

Even without having been deceived by a scumbag, the beautiful girl had previously worked in the "soft" adult industry. For such a beautiful young girl to fall into such a plight, no matter how you looked at it, the world was more at fault.

Tsunade and Kurenai Yuhi, having experienced much, felt a pang of sympathy. The young Kurenai Yuhi just found the phrase very cool, and even cooler when her gege said it.

Soon, the owner brought over a bowl of noodles. The beautiful girl lowered her head and wolfed it down.

When a stranger suddenly joins a dinner table full of acquaintances, that stranger inevitably becomes the focus. Naturally, the conversation shifted to the beautiful girl.

Tsunade, still in her "Cadillac driver" persona, casually asked the beautiful girl, "Where are you from..."

"I'm from the Land of Rain..."

The beautiful girl's answer silenced Tsunade. She hadn't said anything, yet it felt like she had said it all. Why would a girl from the Land of Rain be working in the "soft" adult industry in Tanzaku Town?

It was so hard to guess.

The Second Great Ninja War's main battlefield was the Land of Rain. The war's cause was the major ninja villages' dissatisfaction with their current status and their desire for greater development. In this war, Konoha could hardly be considered righteous.

The innocent Land of Rain became the battlefield for the major ninja villages. If not for the strength of Hanzo of the Salamander, it would have been carved up by the major ninja villages long ago.

In the original story, Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage at the time, could say to Pain, who was invading Konoha, "We great ninja villages are also victims of war."

But at this moment, facing a pitiful, weak, and helpless girl who had fallen into such a state because of the war instigated by the major ninja villages, Tsunade couldn't utter a single word.

So, Tsunade changed the subject.

"You don't seem to be in a hurry at all," Tsunade said, looking at Jiang Feng, who remained nonchalant.

"Hurry with what?"

"Rushing to bring me back... back to the village."

With the beautiful girl sitting beside her, Tsunade didn't even dare to say the word "Konoha," afraid of touching upon the girl's painful past.

"What's the use of rushing? Would you go back with us just because we're running around in circles anxiously? The more anxious we are, the happier you probably are."

"You're right, I really don't want to go back with you, and I am indeed happy to see you anxious."

What a nasty old woman, Kurenai Yuhi's impression of Tsunade had plummeted to the absolute bottom.

Jiang Feng suddenly smiled, "Moreover, someone is more anxious than us."

"Who? It wouldn't be the old man, would it?" Tsunade sneered dismissively.

"No, it's them." Jiang Feng pointed outside the food stall with his chopsticks.

"Them?" Everyone was confused, looking towards where Jiang Feng's chopsticks were pointing.

Jiang Feng pointed out "them" one by one to everyone.

"Look at that guy squatting in front of the bookstall. He's been browsing for 5 minutes already. And in these 5 minutes, he's looked over here at least 10 times.

And that snack vendor, in the past 5 minutes, he's driven away at least 4 customers who came to ask for prices. The butcher, his knife has no precision at all, he's taken five or six chops to cut the exact weight the customer wanted..."

Jiang Feng pointed out all the suspicious individuals outside the street and finally looked at the beautiful girl who was eating noodles with her head down, smiling, "With so many suspicious people gathered here at the same time, don't you think it's strange?

They are the ones who are more anxious than me."

All their identities were exposed. The beautiful girl could no longer pretend, and with a flip of her hand, she pulled out a short knife from under her tattered clothes and stabbed at Tsunade.

"Go SPA Tsunade!"

The beautiful girl's sudden attack seemed like a signal flare. The assassins who had been hiding their identities and gathered outside the food stall simultaneously revealed themselves, either drawing weapons, exploding tags, or quickly forming hand seals as they charged forward.

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