Chen Xi's face was bright red, and she kept squirming!
(︶̮︶*)"Th-this isn't right! We've known each other for such a short time. You don't even know me!"
Jiang Douding wore a solemn expression. "You're wrong! It's not about how long you've been together, or how deep your feelings are!"
"Sure, I don't know you, but isn't this the perfect chance to get to know you better?"
Chen Xi covered her face. Oh my goodness~
(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) Th-this was too much to handle!
Under the effects of the Dragon Cookie, Jiang Douding had gone straight into romantic-pickup-line mode!
"Let me ask you something. Do you like January 1st or January 31st better?"
Chen Xi looked confused. "Hmm~ The 31st, I guess. My family gives me pocket money at the end of the month..."
Jiang Douding: ( ͡° ꇴ ͡°)✧
"Oh, really~ In that case, I'm sure we'll have nine little ones in no time!"
Chen Xi froze, then her face turned bright red!
What the heck did January 31st have to do with anything? I can't keep up with your train of thought!
Three meals a day! January 31st! Do you even get a day off?
(˘ꇴ˘｡)۶"You're so naughty~"
Jiang Douding: (๑՞ ᗜ՞)"You know I'm up to no good, and I know you're just pretending to be shy! So what's there to hesitate about?"
Chen Xi's heart was racing. "Let's do it! Let's make a baby! Nine of them!"
As she spoke, she scooped up Jiang Douding and ran into a nearby limestone cave. With a wave of her hand, she conjured countless vines and turned the cave into a treehouse!
She even made a soft leafy bed for the two of them!
Carefully setting Jiang Douding on the leaves, Chen Xi started undoing her buttons, looking nervous.
"Y-you have to take