What Kind of Player Is This?

The streetlamp spear whistled through the air and smashed viciously into Wu Liang!

Bang!

Wu Liang felt as if he had been hit by a truck!

His nearly eight-hundred-pound beastified body was sent flying!

He almost couldn't catch his breath, baring his teeth in pain!

Just as he was about to get back up and fight again—

He saw Jiang Nan's suffocating display!

The streetlamp spear seemed to come alive in Jiang Nan's hands!

Slashing, smashing, thrusting, sweeping—one flashy move after another, beating Wu Liang until he howled nonstop!

He had no chance to fight back!

Baldy Qiang and the scar-faced man were dumbfounded. Remember http:// in one second.

Jiang Nan's movements were simply a feast for the eyes, brimming with wild, primal power!

He was comparable to a master spearman!

The two of them even had the urge to applaud Jiang Nan...

Smack!

The streetlamp spear lashed fiercely across Wu Liang's bear face.

His massive body staggered, then crashed to the ground!

Jiang Nan clicked his tongue as he looked at the horribly bent streetlamp in his hand!

Wu Liang's defense after beastification was downright terrifying.

Even like this, he was still struggling to get back up.

How could Jiang Nan possibly give him that chance?

With a teleport, he straddled Wu Liang and mercilessly brought the brick down in his hand...

Why didn't he use his fists?

Jiang Nan thought they would hurt his hands...

After smashing more than twenty red bricks, Wu Liang finally passed out!

Jiang Nan panted lightly and cursed, "Damn it!"

Then he flashed a brilliant smile at Baldy Qiang and the scar-faced man.

The two shuddered violently, their faces full of terror!

"Don't! Brother Nan! I'll do it myself!"

As he spoke, the scar-faced man rammed his head hard into the streetlamp beside him.

With a crisp clang, the streetlamp swayed three times, and the scar-faced man promptly fainted...

Baldy Qiang's eye twitched!

Brother Scar was Brother Scar indeed! A true old hand!

His expression hardened as he slammed his head into the concrete wall beside him!

"Ah, fuck!"

Baldy Qiang's face was covered in blood, and he cursed from the pain—but he hadn't passed out at all!

Watching Jiang Nan walk toward him step by step, Baldy Qiang panicked!

He raised his head and slammed it into the wall again!

Bang...

Baldy Qiang, his face covered in blood, still didn't pass out!

Again!

Bang!

Still not unconscious. Was he not hitting hard enough?

The scar-faced man lying on the ground beside him secretly opened one eye.

Watching Baldy Qiang frantically bash his head against the wall in an attempt to knock himself out, he was speechless.

Was this guy an idiot or something?

This lackey was no good!

By the time Jiang Nan reached him, Baldy Qiang still hadn't managed to knock himself out. He looked at Jiang Nan pitifully. "B-Brother Nan! How about you give me a hand?"

Jiang Nan's face darkened as he swung a slap at him!

Baldy Qiang dropped to the ground at once!

Mm... this time he should be unconscious!

He looked again at Wu Liang, who was lying on the ground, out cold.

Then he subconsciously glanced at his waist and abdomen!

"Beastification... really is strong!"

"Sigh... I'll take pity on you this time! Who told me I'm so kind-hearted?"

With that, he opened the Other Dimension Space and tossed him a pair of underwear.

When he returned to the stall, Zheng Wei looked utterly stunned!

He had witnessed the entire battle in the alley just now. Jiang Nan's marksmanship had truly shocked him...

"Brother Nan! Taking apprentices? The kind who are loaded with money!"

Jiang Nan: "..."

The two Young Ladies had stars in their eyes by now!

That fight just now had been far too graceful!

That fluid, flowing spear technique, combined with those unpredictable teleports!

He had looked insanely cool!

"Little Brother, do you want an apprentice who's light-framed, soft-voiced, and easy to push over? I can be a loli or a mature beauty!"

"Me too! I want to learn that flying-brick move! It's so cool!"

Jiang Nan looked speechless. "You're college students, at least. I'm only in my senior year of high school. Are you sure you want to take a junior as your master?"

Zheng Wei's eyes nearly popped out. "You're a high school senior?!"

Young Lady: "Holy shit!"

"Ahem... watch your image!"

A high school senior this fierce? And a Space Element user? How could they possibly never have heard of him!

Zheng Wei: "Stop pretending! Experts like you always like to keep a low profile! You must be from some ancient martial arts family!"

Young Lady: "Mm-hmm, just look at Little Brother's aura. Even a buzz cut looks this handsome on him!"

"Aiya, just take us in already! I want to learn Flying Brick!"

Jiang Nan let out a long sigh.

Sure enough!

People who made things up in their heads were the scariest!

When you were good-looking, even what you said sounded nice...

With a serious expression, he said, "Fine, I'll come clean! I actually traveled here from the Centaurus Galaxy. Twenty years ago, I triggered the Spiritual Energy Revival, and I bear the heavy responsibility of saving Earth!"

[Resentment Points from Zheng Wei +999!]

[Resentment Points from Yuan Yuhan +666!]

[Resentment Points from Xu Jingrou +765!]

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't leave! First disciple, second disciple, third disciple!"

After packing up his stall and returning home, Jiang Nan did another Ten Consecutive Draws. Most of the contributions came from Luo Tianxiang and Wu Liang...

Looking at the ten bundles of Spiritual Energy Leeks, Jiang Nan sighed with feeling!

Business really wasn't opening up!

It had only been two days since he'd seen them, yet he was already starting to miss his adorable classmates!

So he opened Moments.

A post from Li Xiang:

People better than me are still working hard! What reason do I have not to work hard too?

(Image) A tightly clenched fist.

Below it were over fifty likes and all kinds of inspirational comments!

Jiang Nan immediately burst out laughing, his fingers flying over the screen.

He replied:

South God: People better than you are still working hard, so what the hell is the point of you working hard?!

[Resentment Points from Li Xiang +999!]

Hehehe, that felt so good.

A post from Li Muyan:

I spent the whole weekend cooped up at home cultivating, and I'm exhausted like a dog! But thankfully, I broke through to Black Iron Level 10! Hard work pays off!

Below it were over thirty likes, along with many replies cheering her on, encouraging her, and expressing envy.

South God: Dogs really aren't as tired as you imagine!

Replies below: "Hahahaha, holy shit!"

"What South God said makes so much fucking sense!"

Li Muyan: "???"

Come to think of it, her dog did nothing but eat, sleep, and play all day! Why the hell would it be tired?

But why was she so pissed off?

[Resentment Points from Li Muyan +666!]

From Liu Wuquan's Moments:

Why do I always dry heave when I brush my teeth in the morning? Is it because I smoke too much?

Replies below: Yeah, same here!

Maybe it's chronic pharyngitis? Smoke less! I dry heave when I brush my teeth too!

South God: What does it have to do with smoking? Tomorrow morning, stop brushing your teeth in front of the mirror! I guarantee you won't dry heave anymore!

???

So they were sickened by their own reflections?

What you said makes so much fucking sense!

[Resentment Points from Liu Wuquan +999!]

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After scrolling through a round of Moments, he had nearly earned enough Resentment Points for a round of Ten Consecutive Draws.

Jiang Nan's eyes gleamed. It was like he had discovered a whole new world!

Just as he was getting ready to go all out...

He discovered that no one was posting on Moments anymore.

How would those resentful classmates dare to post anything?

They were afraid of getting roasted...

"Heh heh! You won't post? Then I'll post myself!"

From South God's Moments:

Heh! So this is it... It's midnight, and no one has even wished me a happy birthday.

Tap to expand.

When the classmates saw Jiang Nan's post, they were all stunned!

Today was Jiang Nan's birthday?

Had that stunt just now been his attempt to draw everyone's attention, raise his sense of presence, and see whether anyone remembered his birthday?

Thinking about it, he seemed pretty pitiful...

So everyone began leaving birthday wishes below.

"South God! Happy birthday!"

"Happy hatch day! Even though you made me change my underwear, you still saved my life!"

"Happy birthday, happy birthday..."

Ying Xue: "Xiao Nan, you still have me! B-but... today isn't your birthday, is it (′???`)?"

The classmates were all stunned when they saw this reply.

So they tapped to expand.

Maybe today isn't my birthday after all!

???

If it's not your birthday, then why the fuck are you whining about it?!

Could you be any more shameless?

You wasted our feelings!

What kind of creature are you?

[Resentment Points from Wang Bei +666!]

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