Little Carp obviously had no idea what kind of situation he was about to face!
The next moment, Black God flashed behind Little Carp and immediately used the Seven-Day Lock of Unbreakable Love, restraining him on the spot!
Little Carp panicked and began thrashing frantically, wriggling back and forth and swaying from side to side as he tried to break free of Black God's hold!
But they were in the Dimensional Crevice. Even if Little Carp were a god, he still wouldn't be able to beat Black God, right?
(●?????●) "Xing Cheng, come quick! I caught him!"
Xing Cheng came charging over, holding a burlap sack and looking thrilled!
Little Carp struggled nonstop:
(??v⌒v??) "Ribbit, ribbit~ Ribbit~"
Xing Cheng comforted him in a kindly, earnest voice:
(.???)? "There, there~ Don't be scared~ We'll give you cupping, and Brother Jiangnan will reward you!"
"Turn that fish head into a human head!"
As she spoke, she pulled a Small Fire Cupping jar from the sack and firmly stuck it to Little Carp's forehead!
Little Carp wasn't having it. He stared wide-eyed:
(??⌒??) "Ribbit!"
Black God soothed him gently:
(●?°??°) "You silly fish, why can't you tell good from bad? Cupping comes from an ancient Eastern nation with more than five thousand years of heritage. It's an ancient medical art passed down through the ages!"
"Have you seriously never heard of the all-purpose cure? As long as we give you a big red mark, it'll cure anything!"
"Being stupid is a sickness too, you know? Once we're done, you'll be clever. Now be good~"
Little Carp: (???⌒??)????
More than five thousand years? Was that a long time?
Didn't this young master's naps last longer than that?
Chong Feiyu couldn't help covering her face. What the heck did they mean, an all-purpose cure? They