Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions
Chapter 33

Professional Advertising

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Alexander was going absolutely insane!

Was he not even allowed to wait here to die in peace?

Who the hell told you to be so compassionate...

Great misfortune is the precursor to great fortune?

All he knew was that if he got out alive, his life would be worse than death.

Jiang Nan felt Alexander's struggles and let out a cold laugh!

He was this badly injured yet calmly waiting to die?

It would be strange if he were an ordinary person!

Coupled with what he had seen earlier...

This person's identity was obvious.

Want to die? Kid, I'm not letting you!

"Just kill me! Please, I'm begging you!" Alexander was on the verge of tears!

Jiang Nan: "No! Life is precious..."

"If you let me die, I'll give you money!"

"How much?"

Alexander: ...

Just now, life was precious and couldn't be measured by money!

And now he was asking for a price?

[Resentment Points from Alexander Joykovsky +666!]

"I have in my pocket..."

Jiang Nan threw him to the ground and started rummaging through him!

"Ouch! Go easy, damn it!"

"Ah! Don't touch my arm!"

"Ow! Ow ow ow!"

"It's in my left pocket!"

Jiang Nan pulled out a pistol, three passports, a mobile phone, and 250 yuan...

He couldn't help but curl his lips: "Your life is pretty cheap! Only 250?"

"What's your phone password? Do you have money in WeChat? What about Alipay?"

"I'm eyeing that belt of yours..."

Alexander glared: "I'm damn..."

Jiang Nan raised his hand and slapped him, knocking out half his teeth!

Alexander: ???

"I saved you out of kindness, and you're still cursing me?"

[Resentment Points from Alexander +1000!]

Jiang Nan grinned, grabbed his belt, and used Teleportation to drag him out and throw him on the ground.

Seeing Jiang Nan holding a blood-covered foreign young man, everyone was stunned.

Jiang Nan then said to the Armed Police officer: "This guy's name is Alexander Something Something-ski! Is he the one you're looking for?"

The Armed Police officer's eyes widened. This was the person on their wanted list!

A group of people immediately swarmed forward, and the muzzles of their guns were directly pressed against Alexander's head.

Alexander said like a mad dog: "Shoot! Why the hell aren't you shooting!"

Jiang Nan squatted down, flicked his wrist, and slapped him again, directly causing him to roll his eyes and pass out.

The sudden crisp sound startled many people.

Holy crap?

He's that fierce?

Everyone stared at Jiang Nan in astonishment.

Jiang Nan grinned: "This guy is determined to die, so don't kill him! He probably has some important information!"

The Armed Police officer gave a wry smile. That slap of yours almost killed the guy!

"A Russian Gold-tier Spirit Warrior! This kid has committed quite a few crimes. It's thanks to you! Well done!"

Jiang Nan suddenly stood up, looking guilty!

Oh my god?

Gold-tier?

Good thing he was crippled, otherwise just now...

Recalling this, Jiang Nan swallowed.

Even a Gold-tier was beaten this badly? Then how terrifying must the woman who jumped from the sixth floor be?

The Armed Police were escorting Alexander into the car!

Jiang Nan got up. Those who had been rescued came forward to express their gratitude, and a little girl even gave Jiang Nan flowers.

This made Jiang Nan quite embarrassed; he kept scratching his head, looking a bit shy!

From a distance, the firefighters gave Jiang Nan a thumbs-up, and the onlookers erupted in warm applause!

As soon as he turned around, Hu Shuo and his camera crew, armed with long and short lenses, surrounded him.

Overly excited, the microphone almost poked Jiang Nan's mouth!

Jiang Nan: ...

Hu Shuo looked apologetic: "Sorry! Sorry!"

"You just rushed in without hesitation to save people, what were you thinking? Were you scared or anything?"

Jiang Nan blinked and asked, "Is this a live broadcast?"

Hu Shuo smiled: "It is!"

"Everyone can see?"

"Yes! The news channel is broadcasting it live!"

Jiang Nan wiped his face.

He cleared his throat.

And said solemnly:

"Jiang Nan Night Market, socks and underwear, hair ties and clips are cheap! Two for ten yuan!"

"And Farmer's Spring Water..."

Hu Shuo's mind went blank for a moment!

What was happening? Where were the heartfelt words?

This was an interview!

Why did he suddenly start hawking wares?

Was he really that dedicated?

So down-to-earth!

"Quick cut! Quick cut to the studio!"

[Resentment Points +888 from Hu Shuo!]

[Resentment Points +666 from Xia Yao!]

[Resentment Points +333 from Zhong Yingxue!]

The Resentment Points list refreshed frantically at this moment!

Jiang Nan was ecstatic!

He'd hawked his wares and earned Resentment Points!

He gained both fame and fortune!

Laughter erupted from the crowd!

In front of the television, Tang Qianya, sitting in the living room watching the show, was intently watching Jiang Nan's interview.

She sprayed her entire cup of "Fatty's Happy Water" all over her younger brother...

Hu Shuo forced a smile: "Your name! You can at least say your name, right?"

Jiang Nan: "My name is Jiang Haoren!"

Hu Shuo: ???

Was he really that perfunctory?

Just as she was about to ask again, Jiang Nan had already used Teleportation and disappeared!

In the crowd, Xia Yao lunged forward and hugged Jiang Nan, a smile all over her face.

"You were so cool just now! You even saved Little Yu! Great job! I'll give you a big reward later!"

Jiang Nan said earnestly: "I just want to be a hanger-on!"

Xia Yao rubbed Jiang Nan's face: "Dream on!"

Zhong Yingxue also pinched and prodded him, making Jiang Nan itch all over.

"Let me see! Are you hurt? You were scaring me to death just now!"

Seeing Zhong Yingxue's worried expression warmed Jiang Nan's heart!

He chuckled, "Sister Xue, I'm fine!"

Zhong Yingxue saw Jiang Nan bouncing around, having just beaten GG, and finally relaxed!

Beside them, Yu Qingqing, with a sooty face and her hair in a bun, sidled over and said excitedly, "Thank you for saving me just now!"

Jiang Nan: "Hey! This little dark sister speaks Chinese really well!"

Yu Qingqing: ???

She regretted not washing her face earlier!

[Resentment Points from Yu Qingqing +333!]

Xia Yao was laughing so hard she was crying, wiping her face with her hand, "This is Xiao Yu! A classmate of ours!"

Jiang Nan's expression turned serious, "Young Lady! Can I have your WeChat?"

Yu Qingqing's face flushed...

Such... such an aggressive approach?

"O-okay!"

No way!

Would Jiang Nan miss such a great opportunity to expand his social circle?

Absolutely not!

"By the way, Sister Xue, do you know who those people in black jackets were just now?"

Zhong Yingxue replied, "They should be China's special operations forces, the Night Legion!"

Jiang Nan was taken aback, "Night Legion?"

It was the first time he had heard of them!

Xia Yao recited like she was counting treasures, "We don't just have the Night Legion, we also have the Dragon Abyss Unit! They each have their own duties but also cooperate with each other!"

"And they are all composed of Spirit Warriors! The Night Legion defends our territory! The Dragon Abyss Unit promotes our national prestige!"

"They are all secret units, remember to keep it a secret, okay?"

Jiang Nan pouted, "You said they were secret, so how do you know?"

Zhong Yingxue giggled, "Xiao Yao's brother is in the Dragon Abyss!"

Jiang Nan: ⊙?⊙

And so, Jiang Nan became even more determined to be a 'leg accessory'!

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