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Alexander was about to lose his damn mind!

Wasn't it enough that he was waiting here to die? Did he have to put up with this, too?

Who the hell told you to let your sympathy run wild...

Surviving a disaster meant good fortune awaited?

All he knew was that if he got out alive, he'd be better off dead.

Feeling Alexander struggle, Jiang Nan sneered.

He was this badly injured and still calmly waiting to die?

He definitely wasn't an ordinary person!

And thinking back to what he'd seen earlier...

It was obvious who this guy was.

Want to die? No way. This young master wouldn't let him!

"Just let me die! I'm begging you!" Alexander was on the verge of tears!

Jiang Nan said, "No! Life is precious..."

"Let me die, and I'll give you money!"

"How much?"

Alexander: ...

A moment ago, life was precious and couldn't be measured in money!

And now he was asking for a price?

[Resentment Points from Alexander Joykovsky +666!]

"I've got some in my pocket..."

Jiang Nan tossed him onto the ground and started patting him down.

"Ow! Take it easy, damn it!"

"Ah! Don't touch my arm!"

"Ow! That hurts, that hurts!"

"It's in my left pocket!"

Jiang Nan pulled out a pistol, three passports, a phone, and 250 yuan...

He couldn't help pursing his lips. "Your life's pretty cheap, huh? Only 250?"

"What's your phone password? Got any money in WeChat? What about Alipay?"

"That belt of yours looks pretty nice..."

Alexander glared. "You damn—"

Jiang Nan raised a hand and slapped him across the face, knocking out half his teeth!

Alexander: ???

"I went out of my way to save you, and you're cursing me?"

[Resentment Points from Alexander +1000!]

Jiang Nan grinned, grabbed him by the waistband, and teleported outside, dropping him on the ground.

Everyone froze when they saw Jiang Nan carrying out a foreign guy covered in blood.

Jiang Nan turned to the armed police officer and said, "This guy's called Alexander something-something-ski! Is he the one you're looking for?"

The officer's eyes widened. Wasn't this the man on the wanted list?

A group of officers immediately rushed over, their black gun barrels pointed straight at Alexander's head!

Like a mad dog, Alexander shouted, "Shoot! Go on, shoot me!"

Jiang Nan crouched down and slapped him again, making his eyes roll back. This time, he fainted.

The sudden smack startled quite a few people.

Holy crap?

He was that fierce?

Everyone stared at Jiang Nan in astonishment.

Jiang Nan grinned. "This guy's bent on dying, so don't kill him! He probably has some important intel!"

The officer smiled wryly. That slap of yours nearly killed him!

"He's a Russian Gold-rank Spirit Warrior! He's committed plenty of crimes. We owe you one! Great job!"

Jiang Nan shot to his feet, looking guilty!

What the hell?

Gold-rank?

Good thing he was already crippled, or just now...

Thinking back, Jiang Nan swallowed.

If a Gold-rank got beaten up that badly, how terrifying must the woman who jumped from the sixth floor be?

The officers bundled Alexander into a vehicle!

Jiang Nan got up, and the people he'd rescued came over to thank him. A little girl even brought him flowers.

Jiang Nan felt rather embarrassed, scratching his head over and over, looking a little bashful!

The firefighters in the distance gave Jiang Nan a thumbs-up, and the crowd burst into enthusiastic applause!

As soon as he turned around, Hu Shuo rushed over with a camera crew and a forest of microphones.

He was so excited that he nearly shoved the microphone into Jiang Nan's mouth!

Jiang Nan: ...

Hu Shuo looked apologetic. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

"You just rushed in without hesitation to save people. What were you thinking? Were you scared at all?"

Jiang Nan paused, then asked, "Is this live?"

Hu Shuo smiled. "It's live!"

"Everyone can see this?"

"Yep! It's being broadcast live on the news!"

Jiang Nan wiped his face.

He cleared his throat.

Then, with utmost seriousness, he said:

"Jiang Nan Night Market! Socks, underwear, hair ties, and hair clips, all on sale! Two for ten yuan!"

"And Farmer Three Springs..."

Hu Shuo's mind went blank for a moment!

What was going on? Where was the speech?

This was an interview!

Why had he suddenly started advertising?

Did he have to be so dedicated?

Wasn't he a little too down-to-earth?

"Cut! Cut to the studio!"

[Resentment Points from Hu Shuo +888!]

[Resentment Points from Xia Yao +666!]

[Resentment Points from Zhong Yingxue +333!]

...

The Resentment Points list refreshed furiously at that moment!

Jiang Nan was over the moon!

He'd gotten his ad out and earned Resentment Points, too!

Fame and fortune all at once!

Laughter rippled through the crowd!

At home, Tang Qianya sat in the living room, watching Jiang Nan's interview intently.

She sprayed a mouthful of soda all over her younger brother...

Hu Shuo smiled wryly. "At least tell us your name, right?"

Jiang Nan said, "My name is Jiang Good Person!"

Hu Shuo: ???

Did he really have to be so evasive?

Before Hu Shuo could ask anything else, Jiang Nan had already teleported away!

In the crowd, Xia Yao leaped over and threw her arms around Jiang Nan, beaming.

"You were so cool just now! And you saved Xiaoyu, too! You were amazing! I'll give you a huge reward later!"

Jiang Nan said seriously, "I only want to be a little pendant!"

Xia Yao rubbed his face. "In your dreams!"

Zhong Yingxue poked him here and felt him there, making Jiang Nan squirm.

"Let me check you out! Are you hurt? I was so worried about you!"

Seeing how worried Zhong Yingxue looked warmed Jiang Nan's heart.

He smiled. "Sister Xue, I'm fine!"

Seeing Jiang Nan jumping around just fine—and remembering that he'd even been advertising a moment ago—Zhong Yingxue finally relaxed.

Yu Qingqing, her face smudged black and her hair tied in a bun, came over excitedly. "Thanks for saving me just now!"

Jiang Nan said, "Hey! This dark-skinned girl speaks really good Chinese!"

Yu Qingqing: ???

She was starting to regret not having washed her face earlier!

[Resentment Points from Yu Qingqing +333!]

Xia Yao laughed so hard she teared up, then wiped Yu Qingqing's face with her hand. "This is Xiaoyu! She's our classmate!"

Jiang Nan's expression turned serious. "Miss, want to add me on WeChat?"

Yu Qingqing blushed...

H-he's coming on that strong?

"O-okay!"

No way!

How could Jiang Nan pass up such a great chance to add a cute girl?

Impossible!

"By the way, Sister Xue, do you know who those people in black jackets were?"

Zhong Yingxue said, "They should be China's special operations force, the Night Legion!"

Jiang Nan blinked. "The Night Legion?"

It was the first time he'd heard of them!

Xia Yao explained as if she knew it all by heart, "We don't just have the Night Legion—we also have the Dragon Abyss Unit! They each have their own duties, but they work together, too!"

"And they're all made up of Spirit Warriors! The Night Legion defends our homeland, while the Dragon Abyss Unit brings glory to our country!"

"They're both secret forces, so remember to keep it secret, okay?"

Jiang Nan pursed his lips. "If they're secret, how do you know about them?"

Zhong Yingxue giggled. "Xiaoyao's older brother is in the Dragon Abyss Unit!"

Jiang Nan: ⊙?⊙

And so Jiang Nan became even more determined to be someone's little leg pendant!