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Chapter 35

She Bit Me! She Stabbed Me!

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Jiang Nan's thoughts raced!

This woman was definitely no ordinary Spirit Warrior!

The spiritual energy surging through her made Jiang Nan feel like he was suffocating!

What was going on?!

He was just taking a bath at home!

He'd only just lost a whole forest!

He'd barely finished saying no one could see him when someone came crashing down!

Not only had she seen everything, she'd also smashed a hole in his roof?

Could he be any more unlucky?

Was she one of the people who'd escaped from the mall?

Alexander had been Gold rank even after being crippled!

What rank was this woman?

Where was the Night Legion?

Out taking a stroll instead of catching people in the middle of the night?

Hey, hey, hey!

The woman had golden hair and wore a black, skin-tight outfit. Her figure was absolutely incredible!

She had a high nose bridge, delicate collarbones, and deep, sea-blue eyes!

A classic Russian beauty!

But then the girl slowly leaned toward Jiang Nan, pressing a dagger to his neck with one hand!

Her other hand climbed onto Jiang Nan's chest, soft as if boneless, and began feeling its way down!

In an instant, Jiang Nan felt a damp sensation on his earlobe!

The blonde girl had actually bitten down on his earlobe!

Jiang Nan was about to explode!

Holy crap!

Keep your hands off me!

What the hell are you doing?

No, no, no!

Keep this up and I'm going to get a rise!

"Big sis! I've been weak and kidney-deficient since I was little. I can't take much! If you... if you really want to!"

"I can introduce you to someone!"

Damn!

Big sis, you're in the middle of escaping for your life!

Did you have to be this desperate?

The blonde girl seemed to get angry at Jiang Nan's words. She bit down hard!

Jiang Nan felt a piercing pain in his earlobe!

In an instant, it was as if all his strength had been drained away. He couldn't move!

[Resentment Points from Katerina +666!]

"What are you thinking about, little brat?"

"Your constitution's pretty good. You should be able to handle it!"

As she spoke, she pulled a red-glowing syringe from behind her back!

Then she plunged it into Jiang Nan's heart!

A piercing pain shot through him!

But Jiang Nan could only watch as the blonde girl injected the entire contents of the syringe into his heart!

Jiang Nan: ???

What the hell?!

What did you just inject me with?!

Tetanus?!

It had to be tetanus, right?!

Or maybe a rabies shot!

Yeah... it definitely wasn't some kind of gene serum or doomsday virus!

"It's poison, you know? Don't run around! Wait here for me to come back!"

"Whether you live or die, you belong to big sis now!"

Jiang Nan's head buzzed!

Damn!

It really was poison?

Couldn't she at least have left him some room to imagine?!

Jiang Nan was furious!

If this kept up, that foreign beauty was going to kill him!

He summoned every last bit of strength and teleported!

In an instant, he vanished from the bathtub. Katerina froze for a moment!

A Space ability! Teleportation?

As soon as he moved, Jiang Nan felt his heart pounding like a drum!

The strength in his body grew exponentially!

His blood raced through his veins. It was as if a fire were burning inside him!

His skin even turned a strange, deep red!

"Damn! This poison's way too strong!"

Frightened, Jiang Nan quickly took out a Detoxifying Small Yellow Bean and swallowed it!

The dizziness and weakness disappeared in an instant!

He felt refreshed and invigorated!

Then he clenched a fist and swung it at Katerina!

"Bang!"

Jiang Nan shattered the bathtub with one punch!

Katerina barely dodged. Her face was full of shock!

She'd just injected him with snake venom! How could he still move?

But Jiang Nan didn't care. He charged forward naked and roared, "Invincible Big Throat Lock!"

Katerina was badly injured! Her abdomen and shoulder were streaked with dark red blood!

But her reflexes were still sharp. The dagger in her hand flashed as she slashed at Jiang Nan's neck!

Like a venomous snake lurking in the dark!

Jiang Nan teleported and vanished right in front of her!

Before Katerina could even turn around, Jiang Nan locked her in an Invincible Big Throat Lock!

He wrapped himself around her like an octopus!

They fell to the floor. Katerina's pretty face twisted in pain as she struggled!

Jiang Nan showed no mercy!

He applied a joint lock and twisted her arm behind her!

To Jiang Nan's surprise, her arm was bent at a bizarre angle, but it still hadn't broken!

It was as if she had no bones!

Still, it restricted her movements!

Katerina was beside herself with frustration!

Was all of China this terrifying? Every random person she ran into was a Space Element Spirit Warrior!

And he was so skilled at fighting? He had terrifying strength and an utterly monstrous constitution!

"Y-you... let go of me!"

Jiang Nan shook his head. "No!"

Katerina cried out in shame and anger, "Let go! You're poking me!"

Jiang Nan said, "You're wearing clothes! What are you afraid of?"

[Resentment Points from Katerina +999!]

Was this about whether she was wearing clothes or not?

The problem was, he wasn't wearing any!

The two of them were in an extremely compromising position!

Jiang Nan was sprawled across her back, choking her tightly!

His legs were wrapped around hers, and one hand was twisting her arm!

Of course he was poking her...

Just then, footsteps sounded from the roof!

"Quick! She's here!"

Four members of the Night Legion, three men and one woman, all wearing black leather jackets, peered down through the hole in the roof!

They froze on the spot!

Holy crap?

What was going on?

Was it supposed to be this intense?

Jiang Nan, completely naked, was holding down a blonde beauty. It looked like he was about to score!

Katerina panicked, and a torrent of spiritual energy burst out of her!

She spat out a mouthful of blood and blasted Jiang Nan away too!

She shot Jiang Nan a furious look over her shoulder. "You little brat! Just you wait!"

Then she rose into the air, broke through the encirclement, and escaped!

Jiang Nan got to his feet, completely naked, brushed the dust off himself, and looked up through the hole in the roof!

Two of them had gone after her. The remaining man and woman stared at him in a daze!

The man had a stern expression. The woman's face was flushed. She glanced at Jiang Nan and gave a quiet scoff.

The male Dark Night Army member asked, "What just happened?"

Jiang Nan perked up at once!

Reinforcements! What lovely people!

He complained indignantly, "That blonde big sis just now! She bit me! And she stabbed me!"

The male Dark Night Army member's face darkened!

"She stabbed you? Looked to me like you were the one stabbing her. You sure were going at it!"

With that, the man from the Dark Night Army ran after her!

The female Dark Night Army member glared fiercely at Jiang Nan, then blushed and ran after them too!

Jiang Nan: ???

Holy crap!

I'm telling the truth!

She really did bite me! And she stabbed me!

What do you mean, I stabbed her?

What was I supposed to stab her with?

And they just left? They couldn't even give him a commendation or something?

Jiang Nan didn't need any of that!

The least they could've done was fix his roof!

What kind of mess was this?

Jiang Nan lowered his head to check himself. There was a needle wound on his chest, and his earlobe had a small bite mark!

That feeling from before, with his heart pounding and his blood seeming to burn, had already disappeared!

"Tch! Some poison! It couldn't even beat my Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans!"

Tonight was destined to be sleepless!

Jiang Nan spent all night repairing his roof, then sat on the toilet until morning!

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