Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions
Chapter 41

You've Got to Be Kidding Me

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Jiang Nan was unusually well-behaved today!

He listened carefully in class and did his assignments!

Fooling around during class?

As if!

As a model student of the New Era and an example to his classmates!

He had only one thing on his mind!

Studying!

Then Jiang Nan turned his head slightly.

He saw Katerina standing in the shade, staring blankly at the old man selling ice cream by the school gate!

Hmm...

Should he borrow someone's phone and call the Dark Night Army?

Katerina seemed to notice Jiang Nan watching her and suddenly glared over!

Jiang Nan: Σ(????)?

Right... Studying! Studying!

He was just being sensible!

After school that evening, his classmates saw that Katerina had actually waited for Jiang Nan at the school gate all day!

Oh my god!

That was so sweet!

What kind of fairytale romance was this? They all gazed at them enviously!

Jiang Nan walked over and handed her a bottle of ice-cold cola and an ice cream!

Katerina eyed him suspiciously, but still took them.

A sip of cola, a lick of ice cream, white cream at the corner of her mouth—she was enjoying herself!

Jiang Nan grinned.

He took his 28-inch Bicycle out of the Other Dimension Space.

"Let's go!"

Katerina froze. "Where?"

"To set up my stall!"

"No! I've been waiting for you all day! You're coming home with me!"

Jiang Nan declared righteously, "How could I? If I don't set up my stall, I won't have any money!"

"And without money, how can I buy you tasty food? Your identity is sensitive—you can't exactly go robbing people, can you?"

Katerina looked at the ice-cold cola and ice cream in her hands, torn.

"Then... then I'll come with you!"

On the 28-inch Bicycle, Katerina sat sideways on the back seat, one arm around Jiang Nan's waist as she licked her ice cream.

Jiang Nan grinned mischievously!

Damn it, just you wait. I'll show you how I deal with you!

Once we're at my stall, I call the shots!

He'd been waiting all day for this!

Jiangcheng Night Market.

He spread out the Stall Cloth and sat down on a little stool!

The Strength Potion, Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans, and Spiritual Energy Leeks all went on display!

Katerina was dumbfounded!

Other people sold things like bracelets, clothes, antiques, and scallion pancakes!

But look at what you're selling!

Bottled water? Leeks? Soybeans?

Who would buy that?

But what happened next practically shattered her worldview!

Ten thousand yuan for a bottle of water?

An outrageous price!

And yet it sold like crazy!

The customers who rushed up had red eyes; they were practically ready to snatch the goods!

"Haha, South God! I've been waiting for you!"

"I saw the livestream of you saving someone at the mall the other day! That was insane! Absolutely insane, hahaha!"

"South God, handsome! Add me on WeChat!"

"Got any more Strength Potion? Give me five bottles!"

"Where'd you find that beauty? Blonde hair and blue eyes! I love doing business with you—what a sight, haha!"

The moment Jiang Nan opened his stall, he became the hottest attraction at the entire Jiangcheng Night Market!

Katerina was stunned!

He'd made almost a million in no time!

How... when had money gotten so easy to earn?

She risked her life every day doing dirty jobs!

She made less than he did selling stuff on the street?

Was Jiang Nan really just an ordinary high school student?

"Holy crap, South God! What are these leeks and beans for? Are they new products?"

Everyone noticed the leeks and beans too, and grew interested!

If Farmer's Three Fists were already that powerful, then what could these leeks and beans do...?

Jiang Nan cleared his throat and announced:

"Authentic Spiritual Energy Leeks!"

"Women can't resist men who eat them!"

"Men can't resist women who eat them!"

"And if both of you eat them, even the bed won't be able to take it!"

"Strengthen your kidneys and boost your virility! Reclaim your former glory!"

"One thousand yuan per stalk! One hundred thousand for a bunch!"

At that, everyone looked doubtful!

Could they really be that effective?

Stronger than the little blue pills?

"Anything South God sells is top quality!"

"Want to improve your standing at home?"

"Tired of the embarrassment when your wife asks you to do your homework and you can't finish it?"

"Spiritual Energy Leeks are just what you need!"

Jiang Nan was a silver-tongued salesman! His little sales pitch came out like a bomber unleashing a barrage!

He had them all convinced!

"Damn it! Give me a bunch! Whether I take off tonight is all up to you!"

"They can strengthen your kidneys? Give me a stalk!"

As soon as they heard about the kidney benefits, the leeks sold like crazy. And with the Strength Potion's reputation already established, too!

Jiang Nan was raking in money until his hands hurt!

"Now, take a look at this!"

"Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans! They're just what you need!"

"They can neutralize Mortal Poison! Flush out toxins and beautify your skin, keeping you energized all day!"

"Only one hundred yuan each! You can't lose, and you won't get ripped off!"

Everyone heard that and thought, Holy crap! That's not expensive at all. Why not buy a few and try them?

Jiang Nan was selling like mad, grinning from ear to ear!

But suddenly, he felt a chill down his back, as if a venomous snake had fixed its gaze on him. He shuddered hard!

He turned around and saw Katerina glaring at him as if she wanted to kill him.

Now she understood!

Weren't these Spiritual Energy Leeks and Detoxifying Small Yellow Beans the very vegetables she'd eaten yesterday?

No wonder Jiang Nan hadn't eaten any!

He'd kept insisting that she eat her vegetables!

And when she remembered how she'd been unable to stop herself from making circles last night...

Jiang Nan had even denied it, claiming she'd been sleepwalking!

Katerina wanted to kill him!

But Jiang Nan raised an eyebrow and glared right back at her!

He wasn't afraid at all!

You were the one who threatened me first!

So what if you'd figured out my little trick?

We were at my stall now!

There was nothing you could do!

That was just how he rolled!

Back down?

Not a chance!

Just wait and see how I deal with you in a bit!

With so many people around, Katerina forced herself to hold back from teaching Jiang Nan a lesson, waiting until the night market closed!

Katerina finally exploded!

"About what happened yesterday! Aren't you going to explain?"

Jiang Nan stood tall and righteous, then stuck his tongue out at her!

"So what? I did it! Got a problem? Come hit me!"

Katerina flew into a rage! Her boneless arm shot straight toward Jiang Nan's neck!

She was lightning-fast!

But Jiang Nan teleported behind her!

The same familiar move!

Invincible Big Throat Lock!

Of course she was on guard. She immediately tried to use her beast-transformation ability!

But she looked shocked!

How was it possible that she couldn't use it?

Before she could recover from her surprise, Jiang Nan had already locked her down. She couldn't move at all!

Jiang Nan looked at the shock and humiliation on Katerina's pretty face and grinned smugly!

Was this the thrill of conquering someone?

He casually flicked her on the forehead!

"That's for making me wash your panties! Hmph!"

"And that's for using your boobs to suffocate me! Hmph!"

Katerina struggled indignantly. How could her ability have stopped working?

Jiang Nan was only Black Iron rank! How had he suddenly become so strong? Terrifyingly strong!

Jiang Nan took his phone from her and called the Dark Night Army!

"Hello! Sister Shanmiao?"

"That blonde beauty has been subdued by me!"

"She's at Jiangcheng Night Market! Send someone to come take her back!"

At the military base!

Wildcat sat in her office with her legs propped up on the desk!

She held a tablet showing a satellite feed!

On it, Jiang Nan was choking Katerina while making the call.

After letting Jiang Nan go, the Dark Night Army had kept people watching his movements!

An Ning stood behind Wildcat, staring at Jiang Nan on the screen in disbelief.

The snake they'd sent so many people to capture had been taken down by Jiang Nan?

What was going on? She was Gold rank!

Wildcat said calmly, "Mm. I know. Let her go."

Jiang Nan: ???

What the hell?

"No! I've got her right here! Just come and take her back!"

Wildcat: "Mm... I know. Let her go."

Jiang Nan: ...

You guys are a bunch of fake Dark Night Army, aren't you!

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