Jiang Nan grinned to himself. The guy didn't want to say his name, and you just had to make him say it?
You brought this on yourself!
Big Black wiped his nose!
"My name is Ouwei Wuwei Weiwei Yetun Wuwei Wuwei Beimugebem Osaus!"
Brother Leopard: (｡･ิ_･ิ｡)...
☚(｡･ิ口･ิ)"Did he just bite his tongue?"
Brother Leopard wasn't the only one bewildered. Everyone there looked completely baffled!
"No! He was probably imitating a police siren!"
The live comments had completely lost it!
"Pfft—hahahaha! I saw this guy's video on a water pipe seven years ago! A reporter interviewed him, and I still remember that expression!"
(๐·́ࡇ·̀):"Don't say another word! Look at my avatar!"
"It's him! Why is everyone at Pioneer Academy such a character? The Kabu Tribe? I remember now!"
"I'm more curious how this guy passed the real-name verification to play PUBG. The name field only lets you enter 15 characters..."
Big Black rolled his eyes. "In the Kabu Tribe, slapping each other is how we show friendship!"
"Since you asked my name, that means we're friends now!"
"I hope you remember my name! Our people have always been warm and hospitable!"
Brother Leopard swallowed. How you greeted people wasn't the problem. Remembering your name was the hard part!
"Enough chatter. Let's play rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first!"
But Big Black was incredibly magnanimous. "Doesn't matter. You go first!"
Brother Leopard froze, then broke into a savage grin. His arm muscles bulged as he swung his hand and slapped Big Black hard across the face!
Smack! (￣ε(#￣)٩(·̀口·́◟ )
With a sharp crack, Big Black spun 180 degrees sideways and slammed headfirst into the spirit-binding floor!
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Little Black: (｡·̀o·́)و Oh ho, now that's some enthusiasm!
The slap left Big Black's head ringing. He nearly passed out on the spot!
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