Douluo: Minecraft Cheat, Crafting a God Realm in the Mortal World
Chapter 5

Healing! So Healing! Ye Mu Went Berserk!

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Seeing Ye Lingling say this, Dugu Yan grew worried for her best friend. She stepped forward, took her hand, and asked, "What exactly happened? Is it serious? Is it something we can't talk about?"

"It's nothing. It's not a big deal."

Seeing that Dugu Yan had misunderstood, Ye Lingling explained, "It's just a small matter, but it affects my mood quite a bit."

As she spoke, Ye Lingling shot Gu Changge a glare.

Gu Changge was utterly bewildered. Why are you glaring at me?

"Lingling, who is it? Why aren't you inviting them inside?"

At that moment, Old Ye—Ye Guanlan's—voice came from inside the house.

"It's no one, Dad. Just someone asking for directions!"

Ye Lingling hurriedly turned back and replied.

Hearing this, Gu Changge immediately felt that something was off.

There were clearly three of them. How had they become someone asking for directions?

"So they're asking for directions. I thought it was that little bastard Gu Changge."

Old Ye's voice came again. "If it were him, I'd make him give up that idea today, right in front of me. He wants to marry you? He can keep dreaming."

Old Ye's words were extremely rude.

The resentment in them was also incredibly intense.

Hearing this, Gu Changge's sense of crisis suddenly skyrocketed.

Ye Lingling was blocking the door and refusing to let them in.

She also looked guilty and flustered.

Meanwhile, Old Ye was looking at him with nothing but disdain.

He had even declared that he wanted to make Gu Changge give up on the spot.

Damn!

Could Old Ye have arranged a blind date for Lingling at home?

"Dad, stop talking nonsense."

As Ye Lingling spoke toward the house, she kept signaling Gu Changge with her eyes.

But Gu Changge was starting to lose it.

He grabbed Ye Lingling's little hand and asked in a low voice, "What's going on? Old Ye didn't arrange a blind date for you, did he?!"

"Huh? What?"

Ye Lingling was stunned for a moment by his words, then suddenly broke into a brilliant smile. "A blind date? Nothing like that. The reason I don't dare let you in is entirely because of what you did."

"What I did?"

Gu Changge looked confused. "I've kept as low a profile as possible lately while trying to figure out a solution. How did I cause trouble?"

"You did cause it!"

Ye Lingling snorted, then explained, "Those three books you gave us caused it!"

The moment Gu Changge heard that, he understood. "Aunt Mu read those three books?"

"She just finished Legend of the White Snake, and then she exploded. My dad only took a sip from her cup of water, and she used him as a punching bag until his eyes were swollen!"

Ye Lingling glared at him speechlessly. "So how could I possibly dare let you in right now? If you went inside, it wouldn't just be my mom wanting to beat you to death. Even my dad wants to chop you into potato chips on the spot!"

Gu Changge shrank his neck. "Then today really isn't a good time!"

The three books he had carefully prepared—Zhu Xian, Legend of the White Snake, and Dragon Raja

Anyone who knew, knew just how devastating they were.

Legend of the White Snake in particular had even been localized by him.

He had made Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beasts who had taken human form.

At the same time, he had directly written Xu Shilin—who was supposed to pass the imperial examination as top scholar and rescue his mother Bai Suzhen—into getting killed by Fahai.

Not only that, Fahai had killed him with an Ultra Flying Kick before he was even born, while he was still in Bai Suzhen's womb.

It was truly taking the art of infuriating people without paying with his life to the absolute extreme.

As for Zhu Xian and Dragon Raja, although he had not had time to localize them—

Anyone who had finished them knew just how healing they were.

Thus, after hearing Ye Lingling's explanation, Gu Changge immediately wanted to drag Dugu Yan and Dugu Bo away first.

"You little bastard, it really is you!"

But just as Gu Changge was feeling guilty and thinking of backing out—

Comrade Old Ye, sporting two panda eyes, suddenly appeared from behind Ye Lingling.

And then—

When enemies met, their eyes blazed with hatred.

Comrade Old Ye flew into a rage on the spot. "You bastard, stop right there! I'll beat you to death!"

Comrade Old Ye went berserk.

The Storage Soul Tool at his waist flashed, and a three-meter-long broadsword appeared in his hand.

Most importantly, he did not forget to call out, "Wife, hurry over! That little bastard Gu Changge is at the door! Come out and beat him up!!!"

Gu Changge went numb!

Old Ye, you've gone too far!

If you've got the guts, let's settle this one-on-one! What kind of man asks a woman for help?

But that thought came quickly and vanished just as quickly.

Because just as it arose—

Boom!

Ye Lingling's house exploded.

Blinding lightning blasted apart the wall beside the door.

Wrapped in arcs of lightning, Mu Qingyu charged out without hesitation.

Mu Qingyu was an eighty-third-level Soul Douluo.

She was simply not someone Gu Changge, who had only just reached level forty-five and four-ring Soul Ancestor cultivation, could withstand.

After just one exchange, Gu Changge felt someone grab him by the neck and lift him into the air.

And then—

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

He felt like a battered sack, gripped by the neck and repeatedly slammed into the ground.

He could not win, nor could he escape.

Although this mother-in-law of his had not gone for the kill.

As she slammed him around, she had even deliberately covered him with Soul Power to protect him.

But that protection only ensured that he would not be injured or beaten to death.

It still hurt. It really, really hurt.

Comrade Old Ye was thrilled at the sight.

He clapped through gritted teeth, even telling his wife to go a little easier so she would leave him a chance to get some hits in himself.

As for Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling

The instant Mu Qingyu went berserk, both of them panicked.

But before the two girls could react, Dugu Bo smiled and stopped them.

"Don't worry. Little Mu knows her limits. It may look vicious, but that boy will suffer no more than some superficial injuries!"

"You two girls just watch from here."

"That brat deserves this beating!"

Though seeing Gu Changge being beaten into the air made Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling feel somewhat reluctant—

If they were only superficial injuries, then he really did deserve this beating.

After all, who told him to eat from the bowl while eyeing the pot?

But just as everyone thought Gu Changge was doomed to take this beating, that he would surely be sent flying for a long while—

Gu Changge suddenly shouted, "Bai Suzhen isn't dead!!!"

"You little bastard, stop struggling. You're definitely getting this beating today. You think you can get my wife to spare you? Keep dreaming. Wife, beat him up—just like you beat me. Give this little bastard a panda-eye set too!"

Ye Guanlan mocked him without mercy.

No one knew his wife's temperament better than he did.

If she said she was going to beat you, then she would beat you. No one could stop her.

This was experience Comrade Old Ye had learned through blood and tears.

There was absolutely no way he could be wrong.

But just as Comrade Old Ye was certain that Gu Changge could not possibly escape this beating—

Mu Qingyu stopped as though someone had pressed a pause button.

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