"Wait a minute, at this moment, you actually tell me to wait?!"
Listening to Thor's prompts, Rocket didn't take it to heart at all. Doesn't he understand Thor?
In his opinion, Thor is definitely scared again. After five years of living in an abandoned house, this so-called Thor has turned into an absolute waste from the inside out!
However, Rocket does not expect to get help from Thor. He only hopes that Thor can provide information for his actions.
I saw him coming to Thor and lightly kicking Thor's ankles.
"Come on, Thor, think about what big thing we are going to do.
Don't be nervous, are you a fat girl of three or four? Please tell me your Asgard route and pattern!"
"But what I'm fucking confused about is the current situation of Asgard!"
Thor shook his head depressedly, his messy and dirty long hair and beard suddenly swaying on his fat chest and belly.
I saw him pointing towards the distance in the corridor.
"Rocket, I dare to vouch for all the games I have played in the past five years!
I have lived in Asgard for fifteen hundred years, but in the past fifteen hundred years, Asgard has never had anything like that!!!"
As he finished speaking, Thor felt that he was a little drunk, and saw him reaching out and patting his fat face.
"Damn it, Farkle, am I still sober, or are we in the wrong universe?!"
"Shit!"
After listening to Thor's explanation, Rocket's whole bear panicked.
"You can't stand a joke about this, Thor, are you sure this is not the Asgard you used to live in?"
"Of course I'm sure, what the hell...?!!"
"Shh!"
Before Thor could finish speaking, Rocket jumped up suddenly and slapped Thor on the mouth.
Thor was stunned, and Rocket quickly reminded him.
"Shut up, someone is there!"
After the words fell, Thor and Rocket used unskilled sneaking postures to barely hide behind the pillars of the corridor.
The target they are looking at is the falling blue Starlight in the center of the square in the distance.
With each Starlight falling, Berserker dressed in different styles will head out from Starlight.
Some fighters wore beach-style shorts and floral T-shirts.
Some soldiers wore China Ming Dynasty-style short-fight night clothes.
Some soldiers wore Japanese samurai uniforms with wide legs and no underwear.
Some warriors even put on the various armors or magic weapons that Thor had played in the game!
Berserker and Thor were stunned to see Berserker returning one after another. If those soldiers were not holding standard Berserker Battle Spear, then Thor would not dare to guess their identities!
On the side, Rocket was also shocked by the style of Berserker.
He pinched his mouth in surprise and stroked his beard.
"Eternity, you have never told me that your Asgard warriors are so trendy.
Is that the guy who just came out wearing a zombie costume?"
"That's a shitty zombie costume, then you've obviously turned into a zombie!!!"
Thor looked at the zombie version Berserker worriedly. The irrational soldier only appeared for a moment and was held down by the two soldiers closest to him.
While holding down their comrades, the two soldiers explained helplessly.
"Damn, come and help, this idiot is so strong now!
We obviously did a good job, and we even formed the advance team of the Kingdom of God in Resident Evil world.
But after this bastard drank too much, he insisted on tasting T-virus!
Damn retarded!"
Following the explanation from his comrades, countless soldiers who were dumbfounded rushed over from the distance.
Zombie Berserker was tied up by them in a blink of an eye and carried all the way to the direction of Soul Forge.
As they walked, the zombie's comrades were still shouting.
"Try the soul forge first. If it doesn't work, I will go to your majesty to confess and let him see if there is any way.
Never use honor points for treatment, that thing is too precious, too precious!"
"Don't worry, honor points won't be used for trivial matters.
If he uses up all the honor points he intends to exchange for Mjolnir, wouldn't he want to commit suicide on the spot, haha!"
Accompanied by laughter and laughter along the way, these soldiers gradually walked away.
It's just that everything that happened to them completely made Thor in the distance completely lose the power of thinking!
In the cloister.
Rocket gently patted Thor on the shoulder.
"Your soldiers have gone to fight in the universe, but what kind of planet is Resident Evil world? Why haven't I heard of it?"
"Of course you haven't heard of it, because I just finished the latest Resident Evil 8 last night!!!
This generation Resident Evil 8 is not dangerous at all, to be honest, it is simply a biochemical machine 8!"
Fat Thor responded angrily, then he suddenly raised his hand and slapped himself hard!
"I must have drunk too much fake wine, otherwise how could I have such an illogical dream.
My warriors actually speak proficient game lingo, and some even turned into zombies?
If this is outrageous, will my mother still cuckold my father?
Has my brother not been arrested yet? Can he even pretend to be a general?
If my sister isn't so rebellious and hateful, maybe I'm still working for my sister!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Thor slapped himself hard again.
Seeing Thor and Rocket like this, his face was confused. He widened his cute eyes and cursed casually.
"Thor, it seems that you not only have alcohol in your stomach, but your mind is also filled with fucking alcohol, right?"
"Hey, you little brat, in my dream, can I still ask you to scold me?"
Snap!
Thor simply patted Rocket's butt, which caused Rocket to burst into tears.
Seeing Rocket and Thor who were feeling extremely uncomfortable...
Snap!
Rocket slapped him hard on the face.
"I really don't know what happened to you, your appearance now is worse than a corpse!
Put all your drinking talk aside and find a secluded place to hide first. When there are fewer people, we will go find your girlfriend!"
After the words fell, Thor nodded blankly, and then he rubbed his face.
"It hurts a little, so it's not a dream. So what happened to my Asgard?"
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go!"
Seeing Thor's confused and stupid look, Rocket kicked his feet and motioned for him to follow her.
Thor, who had no direction, had no choice but to follow Rocket stupidly.
Just as the two of them were crouching and lurking in the corridor, a voice suddenly came from the distance that made Thor's hair stand on end.
"Stupid Beowulf, this idiot was turned into a brainless zombie by the damn virus!"
The moment the words fell, the crouching Thor suddenly raised his head and stared into the distance.
In the center of his field of vision, in a Starlight that just appeared, Hela, wearing a sexy turquoise battle dress, was constantly scolding the Berserkers beside him!
"Clark's Notes for Exploring Another World has 146,000 words. Even so, you can still make mistakes!
We are Celestial Legion, His Majesty's shield and fist, a terrifying existence that spans the heavens and engulfs all things.
As a result, you actually made such a serious mistake in another world. You let mortals see that we will be harmed by their stupid virus!
Damn it!"
With an angry rebuke, Hela clenched his fist fiercely and punched the soldier beside him who was interceding for Beowulf and flew him not far away.
"When Beowulf recovers, let me get him out of the position of squad leader!
Don't you like to drink all kinds of weird things? Then go give me Drogon for a month, and then drink the dragon's bath water for a month!!!"
After the scolding, Hela finally felt a lot calmer. It was really the group of barbarians under her that did not allow him to worry!
What's more, Hela is not alone now, there are twenty heroic Krypton warriors standing beside her!
What's even more annoying than losing face to the guests is that these bastards actually lost face to their competitors!
Seeing the arrogant and slightly sarcastic smile on the corner of Fiona's mouth, Hela was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to chop off Beowulf's head alive!
However, after the scolding and beating, Hela finally calmed down. She is not an unscrupulous general who punishes soldiers for no reason.
I saw her waving her hand.
"Everyone, get out of here and grab your weapons and armor. The nine planets are about to overlap. Malekith is waiting for you. The war may start at any time. Be prepared!"
After finishing his words, Hela turned around and smiled helplessly at Fiona.
"It's funny, these guys never make people worry. Also, welcome to Asgard!"
"Well, it's very beautiful here, the air is fresh, and the architecture is unique. No wonder Your Majesty likes it here very much."
"Thank you for the compliment. Come with me and I will take you to Asgard to meet His Majesty."
The two of them walked away while chatting, and the other Krypton soldiers, guided by Asgardian Warriors, went to the resting place prepared for them.
When they were completely gone, Thor rubbed his eyes in a daze.
On the side, Rocket blinked his big 24k Kazi Lauder eyes.
"Thor, is that the childhood sweetheart you talked to me about just now?
Eternity, I really don't understand, since Sif is so beautiful, why would you give up her to love an earthling?
What kind of person does Jane Foster have to be, Venus, to control you?"
"Shit, that's not Sif, that's Hela!!!"
Thor answered as he hurriedly grabbed Rocket and ran towards the corner.
While trotting with a low body, Thor said in disbelief.
"We must be lost, that's Hela, hell that's Hela!
Hela only appeared five years after my mother died, we went to the wrong time!!!"
"What, how is it possible? We don't have any extra Pym Particles to adjust the time flow!"
Listening to Thor's explanation, Rocket was extremely sad, but after thinking for a moment, he immediately came up with a new solution.
"Find a way to create a comfortable space for us. I will stay here for a while and find a way to assemble a laboratory.
At that time, I can infer the composition of this particle based on the remaining Pym Particles.
Then, we readjust the timeline!"
After hearing Rocket's words, Thor let out a sigh of relief, so he ran away while praising him.
"You are really reliable, little..."
Thor suddenly stopped.
"What, why did you call me little? Why didn't you say anything?"
Seeing Thor's pause, Rocket asked and followed Thor's gaze.
It turns out that when the new Starlight appeared in the distance, Thor saw the figure of Loki!
"That's Loki, why is he here? If the story you told me is correct, then aren't you and Loki both at Sakaar at this time?"
Rocket immediately analyzed the situation in front of him and asked Thor at the same time.
Facing Rocket's question, Thor shook his head in confusion.
He squatted down, looked into the distance carefully, and said.
"I don't know, but you'll know after listening and watching. I really don't understand where this is!"
After saying that, Thor squatted there and looked at his brother very seriously.
Beside him, Rocket looked into Thor's eyes in shock.
"You..., you cried..."
"No, I didn't, I didn't cry..."
Thor sobbed and shook his head, but the tears in his eyes and trembling lips were already full of reluctance and love in his heart.
As Loki's figure gradually walked away, the tears on Thor's face poured out like a torrent.
When the green figure disappeared completely, Thor suddenly fell to the ground like a collapsed mountain.
He rubbed his eyes, trying to wipe away his tears.
But no matter how hard he tried, tears only left more marks on his face.
The water droplets kept sliding down his cheeks, grazing his nose, and dripping onto his thick and dirty beard in a blink of an eye.
Looking at the sad Thor, Rocket let out a long sigh.
"Lying is wrong, you cried, Thor.
You...
Your brother has a good brother."
"You don't understand!"
Along with Rocket's praise, Thor shook his head in pain.
"He doesn't have a good brother, he just has a stupid brother who never understands him.
I am a fool, a loser, a waste, a waste who has lost everything!
I lost him..."
Thor cursed himself softly. While cursing, he kept wiping his eyes with his fat right hand.
As the heat in the corners of his eyes grew stronger, Thor weakly raised his lips.
"Sorry, I lost control. Let me control it.
It seems that there are some problems with our timeline. If we were just late, then Loki and Hela would never appear at the same time.
Hell, if today is the day Malekith invades, then Loki should be in jail!
And if today is the day when Hela returns to Asgard, then Loki and I should both be in Sakaar.
I really want to figure out what's going on here, it's bullshit, I... I just can't bear to see everything here!
Did you see, Rocket, my brother smiled so happily just now?
I've never seen him smile as truly relaxed as he does now."
After he finished speaking, Thor patted Rocket on the small shoulder.
"You know, my mother told me that when my brain can't figure out what's going on, I'll go find the wisest person Nine Realms for an explanation!
It's a pity that my mother has passed away, otherwise I could just go to her and ask!
As for now, trust me and come with me to meet Heimdall!
My mother is no longer here, but Heimdall will definitely give me the answer. I want to find out what happened in this era!"
As Thor spoke, he put Rocket on his shoulders. Before Rocket could give his opinion, Thor already walked towards Bifrost's position.
As he walked, he explained in a low voice.
"I'm not sure if Heimdall is in Bifrost. After all, Heimda should be hiding in the mountains when Hela mastered Asgard.
If Heimda is not here, then I will take you to the mountains to meet you..."
Before Thor could finish speaking, he was interrupted by another extremely familiar voice.
Just behind the corner of the corridor less than two hundred meters away from them, an extremely gentle and charming voice was approaching.
"Your Majesty, I have a suggestion. What do you think?"
The moment the voice fell, Thor immediately grabbed Rocket's hand.
"It's my mother's voice, Odin, wasn't it true that I was drunk with black beer and threw myself on the street?
How could I hear my mother's voice!!!
And my queen mother is actually with Your Majesty!
That Your Majesty is my father, is my father in this universe still alive?!!"
Following Thor's unbelievable words, a man and a woman walking from a distance walked around the corner and appeared in Rocket's sight.
Looking at Heisenberg and Frigga surrounded by five female scholars, Rocket patted his head in shock.
"Eternity, that very trendy sister is your mother, and that man who even I think is so handsome is actually your father?!"
Speaking of this, Rocket shook his head and said questioningly to the confused Thor.
"With all due respect, how on earth could two such perfect people have such a crooked child like you?"