He Said the Hell Lord Had a Really Soft Butt

"Ancestors, I'd like a Time Treasure."

"What kind?"

"Um... one with a time flow about fifty times faster should do."

"Why would you want such a weak Time Treasure? That's just an ordinary one used by Ancestral Tomb disciples."

"As long as it gets the job done, that's enough. It doesn't need to be too fast."

"No, no. You should take Heaven Above, World Below. One day outside equals one year inside."

"Of course, that's the basic version. What I'm giving you is the Plus version, Ancestor. One day outside equals ten years inside!"

"That's far too extreme for me to use."

"What's extreme about it? If you need something stronger, I can give you that too."

"Thank you, Ancestor!"

"Do you need anything else? Take a few more things. Bring a couple of Quasi-Immortal Emperor Weapons for protection. If someone attacks you, just pull one out and smash them with it."

"No, no. With God Emperor Hua and Ao Kun around, no one can hurt me."

"You really don't need them? Take two, at least."

"I really don't, Ancestor..."

In the end, Hua Yunfei fled the Ancestral Temple as if his life depended on it. If he stayed any longer, he feared the ancestors would stuff Purple Mansion Grotto-Heaven full of things.

"Why are you sweating so much?" Xia Yun asked curiously as Hua Yunfei emerged from the Ancestral Temple.

"It's nothing. The ancestors were just a little too enthusiastic." Hua Yunfei shook his head with a wry smile.

Whenever he went to pick something up, the ancestors were always like this—so enthusiastic it was almost frightening.

"Who can blame them? You're so outstanding that every ancestor adores you." Xia Yun smiled, her gentle gaze resting on Hua Yunfei.

She knew better than anyone just how outstanding Hua Yunfei