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Chapter 34

You Don't Love Him Too Much, He Really Does, I'm Dying of Laughter [Request Monthly Ticket]

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"Fucking Dou Sha, the servers are useless, might as well donate them!"

"Wuwuwu! Dou Sha, don't stop me, let me send gifts! I want to send gifts!"

"Is it really a Data Monster? Are you sure?"

"Absolutely! They even spoke, that's proof, it's him!"

"My ancestors! You've finally appeared!"

"First come, first served, Grandmaster, here I come!"

"This is seriously too lit!!"

"Nobody stop me from sending gifts, I just want to respectfully honor my dear grandmas...!"

The sudden lag and crash of the Dou Sha servers brought unimaginable chaos.

Factory Director, Xiao Yu, Yu Shuang, Rita, Ah Shui, Xi Ye...

Including the LPL clubs, who were now completely frantic, wanting to get Xu Cheng's real identity and contact him immediately...

The entire northwestern region had descended into utter pandemonium!

After a long while, under immense pressure, the Dou Sha servers finally returned to normal.

The moment they recovered--

Gifts rained down, fleets took off!

[IG Club sent 10 Super Rockets!]

[WE Youth Training Department sent 1 Card Purchase!]

[RNG Youth Training Department bought 50 milk teas and sent 50 Lucky Bags!]

[RNG Club sent 10 Super Rockets!]

[EDG Club...!]

In less than two minutes, the major clubs + countless viewers joining the fun + some big spenders looking for attention all went all out.

Xiao Yu, Yu Shuang, and the other ladies' livestreams received over 200,000 in gifts.

Everyone was stunned.

Keep in mind, this was the end of 2016!

Most importantly, before this, Xiao Yu, Yu Shuang, and Rita were complete unknowns in the esports scene.

The top clubs in the professional world had always been incredibly impressive and cool in their eyes.

And now, these clubs were frantically sending them gifts, fighting over each other to send them!

Almost every named LPL club had sent something!

This was even more significant than the gifts themselves... How could they possibly have this much influence?

And this was truly too much money.

"This... what should we do? There are too many gifts, we can't accept this money."

Yu Shuang knew her place, she had completely realized--

These powerhouse clubs weren't sending gifts for them, but for Cheng Cheng... no, they should call him the Data Monster, Xu Cheng, now.

"Right, what do we do with this money, Xu... Cheng, should we return it?"

Xiao Yu also realized. The surreal reality and the sudden contrast made her forget even the previous "grudges" she had with Xu Cheng.

Unsure what to do, she asked weakly.

"Huh? Why are you asking me? Aren't these gifts for you guys?"

Xu Cheng was also very confused. Although he had long suspected that the Factory Director wasn't a liar, what was going on here?

Can someone explain this to him?

"You don't know?"

Seeing this, Rita couldn't help but widen her eyes: "I thought the Data Monster they talked about didn't understand anything, that he was faking it..."

"Um... are they talking about me, the Data Monster?"

"Yes! The ranked match servers were temporarily down earlier, and the people you utterly dominated were... King tier players!"

"You're very popular, didn't you know? Husband!"

"..."

Although they couldn't see his expression, everyone could feel that Xu Cheng's face must have been incredibly interesting at that moment.

The viewers lamented, wishing Xu Cheng had been streaming, as this would have been another legendary moment in esports.

"Didn't they say my skill and talent were average? Ming Kai, were you lying to me?"

At this moment, Xu Cheng was indeed a bit perplexed.

With his intelligence, he had actually sensed for a long time that Ming Kai had been intentionally and unintentionally manipulating him.

But he didn't expect them to be livestreaming and PUAing him.

Now he understood why these teams were showering them with gifts.

After a brief moment of thought, Xu Cheng said, "There's no need to return the gifts they sent... just keep them."

He couldn't ask Xiao Yu and Yu Shuang to refund the money, as these were gifts given to them, even though it was all because of him.

Of course, if they accepted the money, they'd have to do something in return.

So Xu Cheng didn't mention anything about revealing his real identity or contact information.

As expected, Yu Shuang, who was slightly older, quickly understood Xu Cheng's meaning.

It was definitely not appropriate to say it in front of so many people in the livestream chat.

But in private messages, under the expectant gazes of the club's youth training managers, Xiao Yu and the others "accidentally" revealed Xu Cheng's real identity and contact information—

A student, sophomore in high school, phone number... and other basic information about Xu Cheng.

A great harvest, a great harvest!

The major clubs treated it like a treasure. The youth training managers, who had been tormented by Xu Cheng for over a month, even wept with joy.

Damn it, persistence pays off! They finally got the Data Monster's contact information!

Once they knew who it was and had the contact information, everything would be easy!

"What kind of garbage internet is this! It's over! I'm done for! My big brother was snatched away by someone else!!"

Since he had decided to take a break during this Spring Split, Ming Kai was currently in his hometown. His computer configuration was a bit old, and it hadn't responded since earlier.

Only after all the major clubs had taken turns sending gifts and obtaining Xu Cheng's contact information did the Factory Director's connection finally return to normal.

Then, he lost it!

"I was here first! I was first!"

"You young people have no integrity, no integrity!"

"Big brother, big brother, look at me, it's Xiao Kai!"

[Bro! We're rich now!]: "Xiao Kai?"

Huh?

Seeing Xu Cheng's sudden message in the game chat, the distraught Factory Director was stunned.

He quickly replied: [Big brother, I'm here!]

[I sent you my phone number on WeChat, remember to check it.]

In an instant.

The Factory Director's blood rushed to his head, and his heart warmed.

His regret over missing the best time to send gifts vanished like clouds parting to reveal the sun.

It wasn't in vain!!

Sincerity, sometimes, truly is the most lethal ultimate skill!

His hard work and silent devotion during this time had not been in vain!

The Factory Director's eyes welled up with tears!

[I know, big brother, you wait for me!]

[No rush, let's focus on the event first.]

After sending this message, Xu Cheng began to communicate with Xiao Yu, Rita, and the other teammates.

The official event was so grand, and due to the previous incident, it had already been delayed for a long time. The person in charge was already unhappy.

[OMG! I'm in tears, the Data Monster really loves my Factory Director the most!]

[Everyone else directly sent gifts to get contact info, but for my Factory Director, you're directly chatting privately? Data Monster, you love him too much!]

[He knows who treats him well, he really... I'm crying so hard!]

[Ten thousand people sign a petition begging Big Brother to come to our region! No other reason, just want you to experience the joy of the top 8! The privilege of the Crown Prince's team!]

[Grandmaster, look at RNG! China has R! China has R!!]

[The chosen Huawei isn't coming to my RNG, is that right? We're aiming for S7!]

[Does our WE not deserve a name? All 600,000 of us welcome the Grandmaster back!]

[??? Poor people should shut up, you have the nerve to bark with just one card? Clearly, IG sent the most gifts, what are you guys yapping about here?]

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