"What kind of relationship?"
The First Hokage did not understand what Jiraiya was referring to, nor did he know what Jingman Paradise was. He looked over in confusion.
"I mean, I mean... that kind of behind-the-scenes relationship."
Jiraiya usually was not particularly shy about such matters, but he was speaking to Konoha's former Hokage after all, so he still felt a little embarrassed.
He had already put it as tactfully as possible.
"A deep relationship? Madara and I certainly had a deep friendship."
The First Hokage waved his hand. He had thought it was something else.
"No, First Hokage-sama, I mean the 'behind' in standing behind someone."
Jiraiya hurriedly corrected him.
After correcting him, Jiraiya became extremely nervous, afraid that this misunderstanding might anger the First Hokage.
"Oh, that kind of behind... That was fine too. I loved standing behind Madara when he was peeing."
The First Hokage suddenly understood and nodded, then revealed a meaningful, blissful smile that seemed to linger in memory.
It was as though he were reminiscing about something.
Jiraiya instantly felt his backside clench.
My god! First Hokage-sama, maybe you should just get angry instead. What kind of expression is that?!
Jiraiya sucked in a breath.
Standing behind Madara Uchiha while he was peeing—what kind of terrifying play was that?!
Even with all the positions in Icha Icha Paradise, he had never seen anything like that!
Only Jingman Paradise had such an operation.
It seemed this book really was official history!
"That guy Madara was very dishonest. He told me he did not like people standing behind him, that he was very sensitive, and that he could not pee if someone stood behind him.
"But what happened? I still stood behind him, and while he was not paying attention, I stabbed him."
As the First