Perverted?
"No, Miss Temari, are you a little too depressed? I was just thinking and paused, and you thought of something?"
Shirozumi was speechless at Temari's sudden curse.
"I... you understand what I'm saying, but you're not much better off!"
Temari's eyes just turned to the side because of "I'm sorry", but immediately turned back because of "I'm so strong". When my eyes met Shirozumi, he looked unreasonable and angry.
"Oh."
"Oh what? You... wait a minute!"
When Temari saw Shirozumi turning around to leave, he hurriedly shouted to stop. Even because he was worried that Shirozumi would not stop, he walked forward quickly, grabbed Shirozumi's arm, and then took back the envelope from Shirozumi's hand.
"I accidentally included a photo of myself that I accidentally took."
"..."
Shirozumi Unexpectedly, Temari actually listened to what he said casually, "Then add yours" in order to prove that he didn't have the habit of being a "soldier boy".
Now he was worried that when Shirozumi brought Grandma Chiyo's swimsuit photos to others, he would hand over hers too, so he quickly made up a reason to take them back.
Just.
What the hell is the reason for this?
I "accidentally" took a photo and "accidentally" put it in the envelope. Now I "accidentally" remembered it.
Shirozumi was suddenly a little worried that there might be some excuse for "accidentally" slipping in later.
"Aren't you going to take the photos to do something? What are you waiting for? Go quickly! I'll wait for you for ten minutes!"
Temari seemed to feel that his reason was too outrageous. After taking out his swimsuit photo from the envelope, he quickly stuffed the envelope back into Shirozumi's hand, urging him to leave quickly.
Good guy, this is just after refreshing the scene, just pretend it never happened, right?
"Wait for me."
Shirozumi dropped the two words and disappeared from the spot.
Arriving at a secret underground base in the village, Shirozumi found Scorpion who was debugging the puppets here.
"Is something wrong?"
Xie didn't turn his head or stop working, he just asked lightly.
"Nothing, I just want to give you a suggestion."
"What advice?"
"Don't give up on your emotions as a human being."
"... boring."
"Without the restraints of emotions, absolutely rational thinking can indeed make many things easier to solve.
But absolute rationality does not mean absolute correctness. Let me give you an example--"
When Shirozumi said this, although Xie still didn't look back, the movements of his hands stopped and he began to listen carefully to what Shirozumi said.
"There was a ninja who received a blessing from the gods and was able to strengthen two organs of his body.
So, he chose to strengthen the small head first, and then the big head.
Because he is afraid that after strengthening the big head, the big head will not let him strengthen the small head."
"..."
Scorpion was speechless.
Although what he said was rough and reasonable, it was too rough.
"If you just want to say this, then you can leave and don't disturb me."
Scorpio has long passed the age of "small head" and doesn't care at all what Shirozumi said.
"Look, you issued an eviction order, and the example I gave seems outrageous, precisely because you still have human emotions.
If you are absolutely rational, then you should patiently listen to what I, Xiaozhi Strategist, have to say.
For example, if you change the example, if you are absolutely rational..."
Shirozumi paused here, "If there was a chance to resurrect your family now, you would choose to give up."
Click.
The wooden puppet in Xie's hand was directly crushed by him.
And because this place is underground and very quiet, Scorpio's heartbeat speeds up significantly.
"Giving up is the right choice.
Even if you can be resurrected, so what?
In this Shinobi World, which is full of killings, resurrecting is just waiting for the next death."
After Xie calmed down for a moment, he slowly spoke.
"It scared me to death. I thought you were going to be a puppet."
Shirozumi patted his chest.
Scorpion: "?"
"I mean, you are right, the current Shinobi World is indeed still very dangerous, but isn't this the direction we are trying to change?
When it comes time for everyone to get together as a family and make sushi, will you continue to play with your Tender Catgirl puppet?
I can tell you, Scorpion, you don't have to wait until the era after the arrival of Ōtsutsuki. Even now, resurrection from death is not a difficult thing.
The "what if" I mentioned is not really a "what if"."
"What exactly do you want from me?"
After Xie was silent for a moment, his tone became softer.
"It's nothing, I just want you to maintain your humanity. Otherwise, I don't think I need to give you any tips."
Shirozumi shrugged slightly.
Scorpio's talent in puppetry is undoubted.
Another "famous" puppet master, Kankuro, has never made his own puppets from the beginning to the end. He relies entirely on searching, destroying, and picking up Scorpion Explosive equipment.
But even so, in Infinite Tsukuyomi's dream, Kankuro imagined that he had created a Gundam-type puppet.
This shows that Kankuro is not uninspired, but just a simple dish. (cross out)
This shows that the puppet master does not lack inspiration, but needs proficient skills.
After all, compared to the ninjutsu system, the puppet master system is too imperfect and requires pioneers to explore it themselves.
"Stay human..."
"Let's make a bet. I'll show you something. If you can't control your emotions, then just listen to me."
"... Okay."
Scorpion agreed.
"Here you go, see for yourself, I haven't seen what it's like inside."
Shirozumi threw the envelope away Past.
Click click click.
Xie took out the photo from the envelope in confusion, took a look at it, and immediately turned his arm into a paper shredder, smashing the photo into pieces.
In this world with Chakra and souls, only the heart is left, and it is very reasonable to have emotions without relying on hormones.
"What is this!!!"
Scorpios feel mixed feelings, including anger, awkwardness, nostalgia, and a little nausea.
"You lose."
Shirozumi glanced at the shredded paper on the ground.
Although it can be repaired with Crazy Diamond, it is really unnecessary.
Who really wants to see Grandma Chiyo swimsuit photos?
"This is a sacrifice made by an elder for the lost younger generation. You have also seen that you still have relatives alive.
In this way, I will give you a task, a task that is both consistent with your Rogue Ninja identity and beneficial to Sunagakure."
Shirozumi spoke slowly.
"Oh."
Scorpion's mood gradually calmed down. "Are you going to kill Daimyo again?"
As a teammate of Deidara, Xie heard more than once the story of Deidara bragging about how he had a magic weapon descended from heaven and blew up Daimyo of the Land of Earth's house to a pulp.
Land of Water Daimyo He didn't know the news over there, but it probably wouldn't make any difference.
"That's right."
Shirozumi gave the affirmative.
We really need to solve Daimyo of the Land of Wind.
In fact, among Five Great Nations, the one who wanted to die the most was Daimyo of the Land of Wind. Unexpectedly, he was ranked as the third child, so it was an advantage for him.
"I accepted this mission."
Scorpion's face was expressionless, but inside he sighed out of regret.
--What a good material for puppet experiments, but it can only be like Deidara, killing them pointlessly.
Scorpio knew that if he kept it as experimental material, it would only attract others to rescue him and cause a series of troubles.
It's really a pity.
--
After Xie took over the task, Shirozumi returned to the door of Amegakure.
Seeing Temari who had said he would only wait ten minutes but was still motionless after the timeout, he went up to her.
"Let's go home."
"Oh, okay - no, what are you going home for? Whose home are you going back to? What nonsense are you talking about!"
"... Miss Temari, you really have super sensitive skin."